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Posted by homor - July 7th, 2009


i really really really really REALLY do NOT wanna review this story.

i really just wanna turn back and pretend I've never seen this, pretend it never happened to me.

but i can't, its real, and it happened.

i have to face it, i can't deny it and i can't run away from it.

i have to face:

MY IMMORTAL.

the story has about 39 chapters but today we'll just focus on the first one, and maybe get at some of the others in a later review.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)
hahaha! i'm so glad you explained that joke! you know all the best jokes have to be explained in detail!

also she spells it "GOFFICK" instead of "GOTHIC" because poor literacy is KEWL!
and get used to that mentality folks, because it doesn't ever go away ever.

2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

oh dear sweet Odin in Valhala.

FIRST OF ALL:
can you understand any of that shit?

its like you took girl talk, goth slang, and net-speak and rolled it up into a blender, drank it, and spit it out all over the screen. ITS HORRIBLE.

SECOND:
you should really kick Bloodytearz666's ass. because she didn't help your spelling one bit if you can't spell "with" "the" "you" or "rock"

than again maybe you're just a lost cause.

THIRD:
bloodytearz666 is an AWFUL username, it sounds more like a parody of Goth usernames than a real one.

FOURTH:
where the fuck did My Chemical Romance come from? i don't fucking get it. what relevance does that have to anything?

FIFTH:
"Justin ur da love of my deprezzing life!"? considering your family can afford a computer it can't be THAT "depprezzing." [sic].

sweet Loki, 5 PROBLEMS JUST FROM THE OPENING INTRODUCTION.

i really don't wanna keep doing this.

think all this was bad? ...you're right, but it gets even worse from here.

so now that we're done with the introduction lets...*gulp* get on with the rest of the story.

...Thor help us.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

"and i'm an alcoholic."

"Hi Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven way"

also, see how her name is spelled "dark'ness"? thats because shes EXTREME!!!!!!!!!

seriously, thats the kind of surname you give an Elf or an Orc in fantasy story when you can't think of any other Elf or Orc names.

and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)
okay, thats cool i guess, but i don't really care about your appearance.

with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back
...i don't really care about your appearance.

and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee
i don't really care about your appearance.

I'm not related to Gerard Way
so you're also not related to any of the other people who share your 87 last names?

but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.
wouldn't that make it incest? stupid?

"I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white."
thats really lame. do you also twinkle when the sun hits you?

I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch,
"i'm also a bank teller but that isn't really important right now."

"I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black.
oh really? because i thought from all the elements in your story you'd be a greaser.

also thanks for informing me you wear mostly black, i USED to think Goths wore a mixture of pink, teal, and indigo.

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.
okay, whatver, i don't see how that fits into the hogwarts harry potter stuff but-

For example today I was wearing a black corset
like i said before i don't really care about your appearance.

with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt,
...i don't really care about your appearance.

pink fishnets and black combat boots.
i DON'T. REALLY. CARE. ABOUT. YOUR. APPEARANCE.

I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
I ALREADY FUCKING TOLD YOU TWENTY FUCKING TIMES THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING APPEARANCE.

i mean what he hell, her appearance descriptions take up 90% of the first chapter, ITS THE ONLY MAJOR PLOT POINT OF IT!

aren't goths always talking about how wrong it is to be shallow and always accusing preps of it?

I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining
at the same time? isn't that...ya' know...IMPOSSIBLE?

A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

there are PREPS at a school for Wizards?

what kind of fucking sense does that make?

also, her hatred for preps only cements my theory that she is a greaser, so stay gold for Johnny Dark'ness.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Draco Malfoy!

hey look its the murdering asshole sociopath Draco! good to see 'ya buddy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

well that scene was entirely pointless.

and it only gets worse from this point folks, despite the first chapter being over and have a million stupid things in it, we're not even done with the stupidity, this isn't the stupidest it gets, and theres also A LOT of character derailment here.

but for now, i need to recover from the mental trauma this stupid "story" gave me.


Posted by homor - July 5th, 2009


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there.

i just saved you hundreds of dollars.


Posted by homor - July 4th, 2009


i don't.

remember the Maxx?


Posted by homor - June 30th, 2009


the following post if off no value, it is simply needed as this blog has nearly gone a month without an update.

thank you for your patience.

the following is a mandatory blog update.


Posted by homor - June 16th, 2009


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all the world is a stage.


Posted by homor - June 7th, 2009


this is totally your fault.

BATMAN:


Posted by homor - May 31st, 2009


this is why i love Batman: The Brave and the Bold.

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Posted by homor - May 30th, 2009


OH MY GOD GUYS I HATE THIS PLACE SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME A 1 DAY BAN MODS!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? BAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

MY PERFECTLY LOGICAL AND NOT AT ALL WHINY REASONS FOR LEAVING:

i got BANNED!!!!!111!!!!11
OH MY GAWD GUYS THE MODS BANNED ME FOR POSTING IN A SPAM THREAD!!!!!! SINCE WHEN HAS POSTING IN SPAM THREADS BEEN AGAINST THE RULES!?!?!?!!?! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

BANNED FOR A REASON I FIND UNFAIR?!?!?! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE BUT ME!!!! ITS NOT LIKE I CAN JUST WAIT OUT THE BAN AND MOVE ON WITH MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!

ALL THE KEWL PARTY BRAH PEOPLE LEFT!!!!!!!!
ALL THE AWESOME FUNNY SMART READ DUDES LEFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! NOW I , A COOL PERSON, AM GOING TO LEAVE! THIS ISN'T MAKING THE PROBLEM WORSE OR ANYTHING!!!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH TO ACCOMPLISH FROM THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M SO BORED BAWWWWWW GET ME A GAMEBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE AREN'T ANY TOPICS I LIKE!!!!!!!! ITS NOT AS IF I CAN JUST PRESS A BUTTON AND MAKE MY OWN TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT WHAT I FIND INTRESTING!!!!!!!!! BAW!!!!!!!

AND NOW FOR SOME MELLODRAMATIC MUSIC BECAUSE THIS IS SUCH A SAD MOMENT! LEAVING AN INTERNET FORUM!!!!!!!1

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The BBS sucks ass. what else is new? get over and get back to posting you fucking idiots.


Posted by homor - May 27th, 2009


crossover fan fiction can be a good thing.

it gives a chance for characters who would normally be bound by copyright law not to appear together to meet and interact with one and other.

it can be good, when done right.

but when done wrong, YOU GET A GOKU/ANNE FRANK LOVE STORY.

this thing is stupid, tasteless, and poorly written. in fact, its so stupid, tasteless, and poorly written the one blog post can contain it. so i now bring you:

Part 2 of "Goku and Anne Frank in: Until The End of Time."

the first thing you'll notice about Gofer-Chan's site is the really bad font, with fanfiction.net you get a plain white background and black text. but Gofer-Chan's site has colored text and a messy, ugly background covered in different colors, making said fanfic hard to read.

but with stellar story telling like:

"before Annie could run out of the closed door"

maybe thats for the best.

"One month. Well, it didn't feel like a month."
really? it feels like a month when reading this crap.

"To Anne Frank, a Jew in hiding from the Nazis,"
well gee, i sure am glad you reminded me who Anne Frank is, its not like it was already established who she is previously in the story.

you know that first chapter of a book that introduces all the title characters? they're annoying but exist for a reason, to established who all the characters in the story's continuity are,how they're related, and what purpose they serve in the story.

the reason for that first chapter is to get all this shit out of the way, we don't need to go over every established in the first chapter every time we get to a new one.

what if every single chapter of Lord of the Rings started with "Frodo, a Hobbit whom is on a quest to take the one ring and destroy it in Mt.Doom."

"it seemed like a year. One month since the fateful encounter with the mysterious man from another world, who she only knew as 'Goku'. The handsome stranger had stepped through time and into her life, then disappeared without a trace. "
umm...you'll notice how Gofer-Chan seems to wish to pair up Goku and Anne Frank. ...a real 15 yearr old Holocaust victim and a fictional alien superman with an adult child.

thats, umm...thats really, ...umm,

FUCK IT. MOVE ON. OH GOD.

"It was another boring day in the Secret Annex. Anne sat on the bed of her room, writing in her diary."
well i guess Goku will be showing sometime soon and-

"It never occurred to her, however, that this entry would be her last. "
umm...

oh shit. this story just got really awkward.

"As she wrote in the quiet attic, there was a loud noise from downstairs. Her heart jumped with both fear and excitement. Was it them? The Nazis? Or, could it be... him?"
okay, heres the part of the story where Goku comes back and-

"Her door flew open, and a tall soldier was visible in the doorway, glaring at her. The cries of her family members and friends were tuned out as Anne only thought of one thing."

...

"She stood up and followed the soldier out of her room, down the stairs, and into the back of a truck. "So this is it." "

---

"She said quietly to herself. "I'll never see him, my one true love, ever again. And all those years of hiding... they were for naught." "

...

"Then, Anne realized that she left her precious diary up in her room. She broke loose from the officer, and made a dash back into the shop, when he removed a gun from his holster and fired a shot in her direction. Anne fell to the floor."

...

oh wow.

"Anne lay on the floor, feeling searing pain run through her leg, where the bullet had met its mark. The Gestapo officer menacingly moved towards her, grinning,"
i guess Gofer-Chan just dropped the entire Goku thing, i guess this story will just focus on the real life trails of Anne and how she-

"when all of a sudden there was a blinding flash of light, causing the officer to shield his eyes."
AW FUCK, HE'S BACK.

"A huge cloud of smoke appeared next to Anne, blocking her from the soldier's vision. When the smoke cleared, he was in for quite a surprise. There was Goku, holding Anne in his arms, standing next to a huge metal capsule. "Goku!" cried Anne "You came back... for me!" "

as opposed to coming back for those tiny German Sausages.

"Goku smiled. "Anything for you, my dear." He said. "Our love will never be lost... not-"
wait for it...

"UNTIL THE END OF TIME!"
Alan Moore never once had a character even say the words "Watchmen" throughout the entire comic book and it would've had relevance to the story then.

but Gofer-chan forces the title into the story as much as he can. because it isn't STUPID or CHEESY or anything!

"The Gestapo officer turned tail and ran, but Goku was too quick for him. After laying Anne on the concrete,"
*plop* "oof"

"he dashed towards the Nazi and knocked him to the ground, unconscious, with only one blow. "Nazi scum." Muttered Goku"
so is it ever explained how Goku knows about Nazis?
is it ever explained why Goku can start a relationship with Anne despite the fact that hes already married?

you're reading a fanfiction of Goku and Anne frank, you idiot. don't give it so much credit.

"as he spit on his enemy's limp body, then returned to Anne. "Here, I have something for you." Goku said, as he removed a small bean from his pocket. "What on earth is this?" "

"the guy who sold me it told me it was a magic bean! it better e, i gave up an entire cow for it!"

" "A senzu bean." He said. "Just eat it, and it will cure your leg." Anne followed his instructions and popped the bean into her mouth, as the wound on her calve magically healed."
i give up,

theres no way this story can be good, absolutely NO way this story can redeem itself, no way it ca-

" "Now come on." Commanded Goku. "We've got some Nazi ass to kick." "
...
...
...
THIS STORY JUST GOT AWESOME!

now lets see how long it takes for it ruin itself.

Anne jumped on the mysterious Saiyan's back, as he launched off into the sky.

"After only a few moments, the two of them arrived in Berlin. Tanks were parading down the street, as Adolf Hitler himself stood on a platform overlooking it all."
yeah, 'cause Hitler often went out on the Battlefield and left himself completely exposed to assassins.

okay i know Berlin is a relatively safe place for Hitler to be and probably hasn't been invaded yet, but this story is bad enough to not make excuses for.

" "Stay here." Goku said, dropping Anne in a shaded area under a tree. He then flew straight towards the parade of tanks, fist outstretched, screaming as loud as he could. "

"YOU'LL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO BOB CRANE, YOU BASTARDS!"

"The soldiers below scattered in terror,"
"MIEN FUHRER! ITS A REALLY OLD SUPERMAN WITH AN OVER SIZED MACHINE GUN!"

"while the tanks tried to aim their cannons at him. He was too quick and nimble for them, however, and opened the hatch of a nearby Panzer, then headed inside."
*facepalm*

WHY IS GOKU TRYING TO HIJACK A TANK!?

he's an omni-powerful planet destroying Superman! he doesn't a friggin' tank! thats like giving Superman man a gun!

see: Superman: at Earth's End

what is it about Hitler that always brings out stupidity in the best Superheroes?

"After dispatching of the soldiers in control of the war machine, he took the wheel. He fired round after round into the crowds of Nazi soldiers, occasionally firing at the other tanks."
yeah, 'cause its not like the Nazi's had anyway of destroying tanks!

even when this stupid story gets an action sequence its stupid and banal.

"After only minutes, there was nothing but a cloud of dust and corpses. Goku emerged from the tank's hatch, smiling now that he had done his duty. When all of the dust cleared, there were only two people remaining on the parade ground: Goku, the Saiyan hero, and Adolf Hitler, the most evil man ever to walk the earth."

i smell a Sitcom!

do do do do do do do do
Goku And Hitler
living in the big city together!
Goku and Hitler!
you know they're together for good!

"Anne watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours."
wow, this fanfic is actually accurate to the anime!

" "So," Hitler said jovially "You took out all of my men."
you're telling me the entire Nazi army just decided to stroll around Berlin one day "Just 'cause"?

"However, you aren't going to defeat me." Hitler then jumped down from his platform and down onto the street in front of Goku,"
that should have killed him. just sayin'.

"pulling a chain gun from the ground nearby. Goku quickly jumped behind a ruined tank,"
why? Goku isn't hurt by bullets, sometimes that is established time and time again in the actual anime.

"as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn't long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act."

"by god! if i don't do something quick those bullets will bounce of me and he'll waste ammo! i don't want inconvenience him!"

"He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy's hands, and snapped it over his knee with ease."
theres his super strength! where did the inability to be hurt by bullets go?

"Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said "It's come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I'll kill you rather painlessly."

KILL YOU RATHER PAINLESSLY?

READ MY LIPS:

GOKU.
DOESN'T.
KILL.

I KNOW THIS FROM WATCHING THE ANIME.

sure, Goku HAS killed people, but he NEVER wants to. he always tries to sway the bad guys to stop being bad guys, even when they've proven themselves to be insane murdering sociopaths.

i'm so pissed off.

"Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizzically. "
how is Hitler even a threat to Goku, he's a mortal and he's friggin' Japanese super man.

"The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air,"
...WHAT?

why is Hitler flying? what hell is going on?

"as his brown hair and pencil moustache turned a blonde color,"
oh god no.

"and his brown eyes turned blue."
oh god please no.

"Goku reeled in horror."
the only proper reaction.

"Hitler continued laughing, then finally said "Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!" "
apparently Hitler has been playing too much Street Fighter.

"Hitler had become a Super Saiyan."
...w- wh- wha- what? WHAT?

"Hitler had become a Super Saiyan."
...

"Hitler had become a Super Saiyan."

"Hitler had become a Super Saiyan."

"Hitler had become a Super Saiyan."

"HITLER HAD BECOME A SUPER SAIYAN.."
O_o

...
...
...
...why?
why?
why?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

WHY?

d-do i even need to continue the story from this point? i-i mean SHIT. HITLER JUST WENT SUPER SAIYAN.

thats the most fucked thing in this entire story, and believe me when i say this is a fucked up story.

i should stop, i really need to stop, its the only way i can keep my sanity.

no, i have to press forward, i have to finish this.

alright crappy fanfic, DO YOUR WORST!

"Anne looked on in awe, not sure what was going on. At first, it seemed like her lover would win the battle, but now she was not so sure. Goku now seemed scared of his opponent, and it was for a good reason."

but its not because he's a Super Saiyan. its because he looks a lot like Charlie Chaplin.

"Hitler continued to speak "Goku, can't you see? I've reached a power level 10 TIMES anything you've ever achieved! Your fate is sealed, weakling." "

you know it just occurred to me, if Hitler was 10 times as powerful as Goku why would he shoot himself when the allies invaded? why didn't he just use his superpowers to- oh whatever, i shouldn't try to bring more logic into this.

"Even though the battle seemed unwinnable, Goku charged in, screaming at the top of his lungs. Every blow he struck with was deflected off of Hitler's rock hard body."
...what?

"Hitler's rock hard body"
...

"Hitler's rock hard body"
...

"Hitler's rock hard body"
D:>

forget it, j-just move on.

"Hitler waited for Goku to tire himself out, then raised his fist and punched Goku. And one punch was enough. Goku was knocked across the street into a large propaganda poster of Hitler, thudding to the cold, hard ground. Hitler laughed, thinking that victory was in his hands at last."

Hitler just knocked the fuck out of Goku.

...Hitler just knocked the fuck out of Goku.

HITLER JUST KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT OF GOKU.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS STORY?

"Goku, however, was not ready to give up. Bruised and battered, he rose from the ground, limping in Hitler's direction. The Nazi leader laughed. "You still want to fight? Don't you know when to give up, boy? You can hardly walk. And you expect to beat ME? Conqueror of Europe?" "

didn't Hitler, you know...FAIL to Conquer Europe?

is this some kind of backwards ass alternate dimension?

lets see:

[X] Hitler just turned into a Super Saiyan.
[X] no one thinks its wrong that Goku, father of a FULLY GROWN CHILD is having a romantic relationship with a 15 year girl.
[X] Goku just used a tank despite having a million superpowers, and avoided getting shot despite not being hurt by bullets.
[X] Goku, despite having clear issues with killing people and always trying to get naturally bad people to turn good, just killed look, 10,000 people and had no issues with it what-so-ever
[X] Goku somehow all of a sudden knows about Nazis, Hitler, and knows where Berlin is and how to get there.

yep, its official, THIS STORY IS SET IN A WHACK-JOB ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE ANYTHING GOES.

"Goku ignored Adolf's taunts as he continued to stumble his way forward. Finally, the two archrivals were standing face to face."
Goku's known Hitler for about 3 minutes, when did he become his Archrival? isn't that Vegeta's job?

"Goku stared Hitler into the eye, then screamed "This... is for LOVE!" "

AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE,
BUT I WON'T FIST FIGHT HITLER.

"and flew up into the sky, his hair turning blonde, his eyes blue, and an aura of power radiating from him. Hitler looked on in horror at Goku. He had made the ultimate achievement. He had become a Super Ultra Power Saiyan."
a Super Ultra Power Saiyan? are you kidding me?

couldn't you have just said something like SSj5 or say he became a Legendary Super Saiyan?

"Goku made a cup shape with his hands, aiming at Hitler, as he belted out the words "Kame... Hame... HAAAAA!" as a beam of pure energy shot at his enemy, disintegrating the Nazi leader's body."

Goku just blew up Hitler.

Goku just blew up Hitler!

GOKU JUST BLEW UP HITLER!

I MAY NEVER GET A CHANCE TO WRITE THAT AGAIN. GOKU FUCKING BLEW UP HITLER!

"Goku then collapsed to the ground in a heap, exhausted from the fight. Two years later: Anne and Goku had finally reached the date of their wedding. "
so whatever happened to Goku's previous marriage?

"After the battle, Anne and Goku destroyed the time machine and took a boat to Australia."
what about Goku's two kids?

you're never going to explain any of that are you?

"They changed their names and lived new lives, ready to start over. The two young people looked into each others eyes as they kissed, as the reverend pronounced them man and wife."
why isn't a Rabbi marring them? isn't Anne Frank jewish?

"Finally, it seemed, Anne was at peace. And they would always be together,"
one more time everyone, wait for it...

"UNTIL THE END OF TIME!"
hooray! what an epic climax!

everyone is happy!

Anne Frank is happy!
Goku is happy!
i'm happy!
Hitler is-oh wait no he died.

seriously, who thought this thing was a good idea? why are so many damn things unexplained? WHY IS HITLER A SUPER SAIYAN?

this story sucks, it sucks so bad it will haunt me for the rest of my life, for the rest of my afterlife, this story will haunt me,
wait for it...

UNTIL THE END OF TIME!

EDIT:
i just noe realized this, there WASN'T EVER a time machiene, Goku traveled with his own powers! (despite the fact that its stated nowear in the anime that he can do that.)

how can you destroy something that doesn't exist? and no that isn't a Zen moment so shut up.


Posted by homor - May 26th, 2009


no, this isn't some kind of parody of bad fanfics, it isn't some kind of horrid nightmare you're having, this IS real.

this is as real as you or i am, and its existence will never be justified.

this "fanfic" is so awful it as set the art of writing back 7500 years into the past. when Jesus tamed the Dinosaurs to go to war with the Roman Spartans in the Jungles of Canada, before Bruce Wayne invented invented paper and ink so that the world would know of his amazing exploits as Superman.

haha, just kidding. i know Burce Wayne is actually Batman, but the rest is fact.

my friends, this fan fiction is so bad, Alan Moore read it and now he's writing jokes for two and a half men.

i wake up screaming, tears rolling down my face, covered in my own urine and sweat. this my brothers and sisters, is TRULY the worst thingg ever made.

how bad is this thing? you can go ahead, read it for yourself.

i will noew give you an overview of this...thing, to show you JUST how awful this is.

"Goku/Anne Frank: Until the End of Time"
okay, start with the title.

you know a fan fic is bad when you can point out a million stupid things about it merely from the TITLE.

"Hi! ^_^"
HOLY SHIT, the fanfic is so bad its become sentient!

"I'm gofer-chan,"
oh wait, it's just the Author's comments.

"and this is my first piece of fanfiction!"
so you're the one at fault for this abomination!

" It was my brother's idea,"
don't try to pin this on him.

"an Anne Frank/DBZ crossover! I am big fans of both."

how can you be a fan of Anne Frank? shes a person not a book or a series.

so the ACTUAL fanfic starts here:

"Anne sighed as she sat in her room, staring at her wall. She just
finished writing in her diary, and had nothing to do.

Life was boring in the Secret Annex, but it was better than the alternative."

wow, we're ALREADY straying into some awkward areas and we aren't even two paragraphs in!

"All of a sudden, a flash of light appeared in the room!"

a grenade! duck!

"Anne jumped back, stifling a scream. Before she could run out the closed door-"

running out of closed doors is quite the talent.

"she noticed that the person who appeared in the flash was not a Nazi officer,"

because all Nazi officers have the power to teleport in flashes of light! right?

"but someone who she had never seen before! His clothes were very strange, and his hair was in
a spiky style that was totally new to her"

oh lord, please no.

"he stood against the wall,wary of the stranger, but he walked towards her and smiled, extending a
hand. "My name is Goku."

oh Jesus Christ. why? why? why did this have to happen?

isn't Goku Japanese? Anne should be horrified right now, well lets she what emotion she IS expressing.

"The mysterious stranger said. Anne nervously put her hand in his. He bent down and kissed it softly, "

...ummm, how old was Anne Frank again?

wiki says 15.

well its probably a platonic-

"Anne blushed, feeling something she had never felt before go off inside
of her."

oh sweet god in heaven, no no no. please no.

"I'm sorry for what
just happened," Goku told her, "But I was caught in a time portal and
deposited here! My power cells will recharge soon, but until then, I'm
stuck here." "

power cells? what the fuck are power cells?

"Anne had no idea what the handsome visitor was talking about,"
exactly! ...well, except for the handsome part, i am not gay.

""Well, sir" she said. "You may stay in my
room as long as you like!" Anne blushed again as she said this, and
giggled slightly. Goku looked around, and then sat on the bed. "Thank
you for the invitation. I'll be sure to repay you for it soon.""

okay, maybe there isn't a romantic relationship being suggested here, maybe its just a childish crush or-

"She sat by him on the bed, "
*loads gun*

"staring at the man's beautiful eyes. Finally, she could stand it no longer.
Anne leaned over and kissed the stranger on the cheek,"
*points gun at head*

"and then pulled
back quickly, not sure of what she had done. "I'm sorry..." she said,
as she stumbled to find the right words. The visitor smirked. "No,
that's quite alright." He replied with a smile, putting one arm around
her. "
*puts finger on trigger*

" "You know, you're a very beautiful girl," "
no one gets my organs.

goodbye cruel wo-

"but I... well..." "
hold on.

"Anne
looked at him, troubled. "What's the matter?" she said, with a sweet
smile. Goku looked nervous. "I... I'm already married." he finally
managed to choke out."
hold on.

"Anne pulled away from him abruptly."
oh sweet merciful lord thank you, thank you thank you thank you.

" "I have to go
now, my power cells have recharged." said Goku."

well that and he has to appear in another bad crossover fanfic.

" Anne was in tears by now, staring at the wall so she wouldn't see Goku's face. "
was the hell is she so upset? she only met him a few minutes ago

"He smiled a sad smile,"
that isn't possible.

"and disappeared in another flash, out of Anne's
life forever."
boy, i sure do wish i were Goku right now.

"Anne never forgot him, though... not-"
wait for it

"UNTIL THE END OF TIME!"

and now its over. well that wasn't as bad, not as bad as i made it out to be i mea-

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oh shit, no!

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