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29 Movie Reviews

Oh dear, the original interactive elements seem to not work anymore. What a shame.

Jerry, we missed you in these trying times. It feels like forever. Bless you and everything you do for us here on the internet!

This was lots of fun. But next time (or maybe in a new edition) get rid of her leggings, because they make her look like a weird satyr /:

Probably shouldn't be reviewing porn movies on Newgrounds in 2016 but hey, if Trump can be our president, what good does shame bring us?

Recent Game Reviews

16 Game Reviews

Thanks to Newgrounds player, I can finally once again watch a barely legal catgirl get fucked by a horse in HD.

Yep. I guess I've made the right decisions in life.

Very impressive use of simple technology and sound mixing.

Why is the game narrated by Postal Dude? Well, why not?

This game hasn't aged well. The controls are unresponsive and floaty, feeling like they only work about half the time. The bad guys soak up way too much damage. I like the idea of the enemies having a pattern you have to learn and exploit, but here it just feels like it slows everything down. Every encounter feels like a boss fight, and not in a good way.

I like the fight with the Pizza Guy, but that was about the only good boss fight. Then again, I beat Giko and the Nerd Guy by exploiting the game. That's another thing, the auto-targeting system is very finicky and won't work if you're already firing, and enemies seem to either hit you perfect or be completely oblivious to your location even when you're standing right there. I end up beating the nerdo bosses by just rolling and shooting in ways that the AI didn't seem to be prepared for, like past a shield or into a wall over and over.

When you're playing a run-and-gun game, you want the combat to feel fluid, fast and satisfying. Think of Contra or Megaman, those games were challenging but they moved fast and most enemies only took about one or two hits. Every encounter here lasts for far too long and by the end you just feel exhausted.

The story, art and character design was really nice, though. I always like it when people explore Pico a a character and let us delve into his little world with all his classmates and friends. Too bad the ending was an ancient meme. Would've been a great time for a character moment between Pico and Nene or Darnell, or maybe some OC made up just for the game.

Overall, some flash games stand the test of time quite well. This doesn't.

Recent Audio Reviews

6 Audio Reviews

This is the best one you've made so far, and that's saying a lot.

Holy shit, the eerie vibe of it. Fucking chills.

This is probably your best work, and that's certainly saying a lot.

woah woah woah hold on here

what was the bad guy's name from Tron?

what was i gonna say?

oh yeah, what the fuck is this?

life responds:

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhf

Recent Art Reviews

27 Art Reviews

Hehe. It's about time. This game is a lot of fun!

Fishy

TheGarbager619 responds:

Gloo gloo!!

Technically if she goes to hell and comes back, she counts as a demon

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