no, this isn't some kind of parody of bad fanfics, it isn't some kind of horrid nightmare you're having, this IS real.

this is as real as you or i am, and its existence will never be justified.

this "fanfic" is so awful it as set the art of writing back 7500 years into the past. when Jesus tamed the Dinosaurs to go to war with the Roman Spartans in the Jungles of Canada, before Bruce Wayne invented invented paper and ink so that the world would know of his amazing exploits as Superman.

haha, just kidding. i know Burce Wayne is actually Batman, but the rest is fact.

my friends, this fan fiction is so bad, Alan Moore read it and now he's writing jokes for two and a half men.

i wake up screaming, tears rolling down my face, covered in my own urine and sweat. this my brothers and sisters, is TRULY the worst thingg ever made.

how bad is this thing? you can go ahead, read it for yourself.

i will noew give you an overview of this...thing, to show you JUST how awful this is.

"Goku/Anne Frank: Until the End of Time"
okay, start with the title.

you know a fan fic is bad when you can point out a million stupid things about it merely from the TITLE.

"Hi! ^_^"
HOLY SHIT, the fanfic is so bad its become sentient!

"I'm gofer-chan,"
oh wait, it's just the Author's comments.

"and this is my first piece of fanfiction!"
so you're the one at fault for this abomination!

" It was my brother's idea,"
don't try to pin this on him.

"an Anne Frank/DBZ crossover! I am big fans of both."

how can you be a fan of Anne Frank? shes a person not a book or a series.

so the ACTUAL fanfic starts here:

"Anne sighed as she sat in her room, staring at her wall. She just
finished writing in her diary, and had nothing to do.

Life was boring in the Secret Annex, but it was better than the alternative."

wow, we're ALREADY straying into some awkward areas and we aren't even two paragraphs in!

"All of a sudden, a flash of light appeared in the room!"

a grenade! duck!

"Anne jumped back, stifling a scream. Before she could run out the closed door-"

running out of closed doors is quite the talent.

"she noticed that the person who appeared in the flash was not a Nazi officer,"

because all Nazi officers have the power to teleport in flashes of light! right?

"but someone who she had never seen before! His clothes were very strange, and his hair was in
a spiky style that was totally new to her"

oh lord, please no.

"he stood against the wall,wary of the stranger, but he walked towards her and smiled, extending a
hand. "My name is Goku."

oh Jesus Christ. why? why? why did this have to happen?

isn't Goku Japanese? Anne should be horrified right now, well lets she what emotion she IS expressing.

"The mysterious stranger said. Anne nervously put her hand in his. He bent down and kissed it softly, "

...ummm, how old was Anne Frank again?

wiki says 15.

well its probably a platonic-

"Anne blushed, feeling something she had never felt before go off inside
of her."

oh sweet god in heaven, no no no. please no.

"I'm sorry for what
just happened," Goku told her, "But I was caught in a time portal and
deposited here! My power cells will recharge soon, but until then, I'm
stuck here." "

power cells? what the fuck are power cells?

"Anne had no idea what the handsome visitor was talking about,"
exactly! ...well, except for the handsome part, i am not gay.

""Well, sir" she said. "You may stay in my
room as long as you like!" Anne blushed again as she said this, and
giggled slightly. Goku looked around, and then sat on the bed. "Thank
you for the invitation. I'll be sure to repay you for it soon.""

okay, maybe there isn't a romantic relationship being suggested here, maybe its just a childish crush or-

"She sat by him on the bed, "
*loads gun*

"staring at the man's beautiful eyes. Finally, she could stand it no longer.
Anne leaned over and kissed the stranger on the cheek,"
*points gun at head*

"and then pulled
back quickly, not sure of what she had done. "I'm sorry..." she said,
as she stumbled to find the right words. The visitor smirked. "No,
that's quite alright." He replied with a smile, putting one arm around
her. "
*puts finger on trigger*

" "You know, you're a very beautiful girl," "
no one gets my organs.

goodbye cruel wo-

"but I... well..." "
hold on.

"Anne
looked at him, troubled. "What's the matter?" she said, with a sweet
smile. Goku looked nervous. "I... I'm already married." he finally
managed to choke out."
hold on.

"Anne pulled away from him abruptly."
oh sweet merciful lord thank you, thank you thank you thank you.

" "I have to go
now, my power cells have recharged." said Goku."

well that and he has to appear in another bad crossover fanfic.

" Anne was in tears by now, staring at the wall so she wouldn't see Goku's face. "
was the hell is she so upset? she only met him a few minutes ago

"He smiled a sad smile,"
that isn't possible.

"and disappeared in another flash, out of Anne's
life forever."
boy, i sure do wish i were Goku right now.

"Anne never forgot him, though... not-"
wait for it

"UNTIL THE END OF TIME!"

and now its over. well that wasn't as bad, not as bad as i made it out to be i mea-

"Click Here To Go To Page 2!!"
oh shit, no!

-TO BE CONTINUED!-