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homor
Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - August 6th, 2007


so my time card on WoW ran out, i knew gamestop had them in stock, but my local comic shop had them cheaper and i like to help out small time shops.

so i went there and while i was looking for it i saw some guy at the counter talking to the clerk, so i decided to ease drop on it since im the emporer of ease droping.

and they said:

guy: so yeah, is this game good?
clerk: what game is it?
guy: champions of norath
clerk: oh that? its a good game.

i thought nothing of it, but then some one else joined in.

guy2: HE LIES!!1!11!1!1!111!!!
guy: did you play it?
guy2: ummmm...no, but my faveorite reviwer gave a 2.987987975 out of a possible 3.886047689047695
guy: ok, maybe i won't buy it.

so now the clerk looks pissed, and im angry then he ever could be, i walk up there and say

me: don't listen to him, he never played the game, how would he know.
guy: well it didnt sound like a good score
me: listen, he can't tell you if its good or not, i cant tell, and the clerk cant tell, only YOU can decide if a
games good or bad, not a store clerk or some "reviewer" in a bad suit, i would rent it frist and see if

you like, then decided to buy it or not.

guy: ok, i will.

so he rents the game and goes, and then guy2 gives this really mean look, but the clerk gives me this look like im a saint and says" thank you" and it kinda explodes from there when guy2 (now just guy) starts talking

guy(in an oddly deep voice): you ruined my evil plan
me: what?

and then the guy started to transform, like a robot, AND IT WAS MEGATRON!

megatron: you ignorant fool! i was planing to stand here and complain about the products so that no one would ever shop here again! and you ruined it! ah well

and then he pointed his arm cannon at me and said:

megatron: well, if i can't ruin this place, then i can just destroy you and then this place instead.

just when i thouhgt i was done i heard a loud voice i heard before say "ok, i've heard enogth!"

and then another robot crashed thru the ceiling, it was prime!

and then they started tradeing words

megatron: well look what the cat draged in, you should of stayed in the gutter you crawled out of prime!
prime: megatron, messing with the economy of a shitty store? thats a new low even for you.
megatron: well you're too late prime! this store will be destroyed! and so will you!
prime: we'll see about that megatron!

and then they had an epic battle that was too blury too make out becaue that tasteless hack Michael Bay directed it.

and afterall was said and done, megatron was beaten

megatron: ill get you for this prime!
prime: yeah, when Michael Bay makes a movie that doesn't suck!

and then megatron ran off and prime luaghed and went away.

the store was in ruins, the games were in ruins, and everything but the time card in my hand was destroyed, i talked to the clerk

clerk: that was the most fucked up thing ever.
me: you think thats fucked up? megatron once took the disguise of my girlfreind for a few mounths!
clerk: did she put out? HAHAHAH!
me: yes...

and then he stoped luaghing and gave me the kind of look you would give if you took a bite of a taco made of shit, if you didn't have a scat fetish.

me: so how much is this time card?
him: um...you know what? you can go ahead and have it for free.
me: thanks!

and so i walked out of what was left of the store and said "SUCKER! HAHHAHAHAHA!" but then i remebered that i really DID have sex with megatron, and then i started crying.

la fin.

i met an asshole at my local game store!


Posted by homor - August 3rd, 2007


these are some ideas i've had in my head for some time now, but am only now releaseing to the public.

-fighting ninja robot penguins in outter pace
in the year 2007 the japenese goverment was building robot penguins for reasons even they arent sure of, soon they found out that the idea was stupid even for them they scraped the whole porject all together and sent the three completed into space.

there are three penguins, two good one evil, the two good penguins want to find a way back to earth, the one evil one wants to destroy it, the two good penguins know this, but they're too peaceful to there own race (and too fucking stupid) to kick him of th ship they all travel in, yet they constantly get into anime fights.

they all travel in a giant space ship they get in the frist episode from a planet of helpful aliens.
along the way in there adventer they go to many alien planets and sometimes other deminions.

the series paraodys many stereotypical anime Clich├ęs aswell, such as

- a search for some kind of magic stone/jewel/shard/shards/crystal/gem/b all.
- over the top fight sences.
- over powered charecters.
- a much lager plot thruout the series that is vauge and unclear.
- and of course, horid voice acting, all the charecters will be ment to sound bad on porpuse like a shitty dub.

and remember: the series will never be serious, even if it seems that way during a fight scene, there will atleast be abit of slapstick comedy.

closeing comments: its a show about ninja robot penguins in space that makes fun of anime, what more could you ask for?

-kyle and bob.
kyle and bob was origanally about a casule gamer named kyle and a overly hardcore gamer named bob, but then i relised there isn't much to do with a video game premise that hasn't been done to death, and most of the time such things go from short of funny to mindless bitching and ranting about games you hate.

so i scraped the origanal idea for a show about any nerdy thing.

kyle is a casuel geek and bob is a hardcore nerd, the show paradys many things in the nerd culture, from star war and star trek to D&D and WoW, nothing is safe, nothing is sacred.

the diffrence between this and all my other ideas is that all my other i deas had something to do with some sort of action, this one is just a pure sitcom.

closeing comments: it's a show about nothing, but geeks.

-liberal man.
the idea for this show came to me when i relized how most super heroes lean to the right, even the hulk sometimes, THE HULK, WHO FIGHTS THE ARMY ON A REGULAR BASIS!

anyway, the show is about a liberal who get all tthe powers of superman, but wants to use them to become the frist liberal superhero ever.

the villians rang form angry rednecks with super weapons to a super powered bill O'Reilly parady.

while republicions are the villians on the show and mocked the show also makes fun of the left, such as one scene where liberal man flys over a feild filled with kids playing with super sokers, and he procedes to bet them all up and take the super sokers away in support of a zero tollerance gun policy.

the show would not always represant my policital stand point, it just be an excuese to make one or two political jokes with super powers.

but while i'd make political jokes alot i'd try to find a common ground between a serious super hero story and a cartoon about political humor.

closing comments: its a show about a super hero whos liberal for a change.

-tom the demon.
well, its a series that mixs action and comendy (again) and is fucking loaded with mythology, its a about a guy named tom who comes from race of humonoind creatures that call themselfs (get ready for this one) the creatures (clever huh?) that all live in a giant floating city, he was droped from it for a cult ritual and was raised by wolfs (well, werewolfs), and he ends up living in the fictional city of akkons (parady of akron.) with two other members of his race.

the full origin is too long for to say here, it's long and complexed as hell.

the show will contain norse mythology, hitler (i shit you not), lincon (im not kidding), minatuars, war, trolls, orcs, elfs, greek mythology, goblins, gnomes, dwarfs, aliens, vikings, necromancers, palidins, zombies,magic, the mafia, other crime gangs, a cute monkey that leads the mafia, curroupt cops, weed, and ninjas.

you think im exagerating don't you? i shit you not, ll of that will be in the show, but not all in one episode, maybe even not for a good amount of episodes, but they all fit somewear.

its also not going to take itself seriously, at all, so don't get worried about that, infact alot of the show is a sitcom that sometimes has serious storys.

oh and also the main villian is a homosexule, really.

maybe im biteing of more then i can chew with this one, and i may just wat tuntil i get good at flash if i ever get it, but im gonna try to fit all of that in somewear, or atleast most or it.

closing comments: it sounds like the best thing ever now, but give it time to come out and you'll hate it.

so thats about it, some of these ideas may get scraped, some may not, ethier way ill try to get flash and then get atleast mediocore at it so i can try to make some of these.

so, you got anything to say about these, do like one of tem, do you hate one of them, do you hate them all, do you think they're all godly?

let me know by leaveing a comment, go ahead and give me construtive critisim so i can ignore/delete because im a jackass who doesn't listen to anybody that doesn't 100% love all of his ideas and work.

/ obvious sarcasm/ burn.

horid ideas for flash series.


Posted by homor - August 2nd, 2007


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Posted by homor - August 1st, 2007


Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bang bang
(Repeat 8x)

I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor
He told me what to do

He told me

Chorus:
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bang bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bang bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bang bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bang bang

I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor
He game me this advice

(Chorus)

You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.

My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you

Chorus

You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.

My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you

(Chorus)

hey witch doctor! give us the magic words!


Posted by homor - July 21st, 2007



Posted by homor - July 21st, 2007


"I didn't realise that on NG you could have a list of 'friends' that spam each others comments, not needing a news post to attach said spam to.

I also didn't realise that the NG userpages allow people to upload any annoying background possible, thereby inflicting pain upon the eyeballs of all who visit, as well as whatever craptacular music you happen to dig at the moment.

There's also the fact that a userpage idea has been kicked around by Mr. Fulp since before myspace was ever thought of. It is pretty cool what you can do with a site that has NO BASIS other than to network with other people. Too bad NG has a focus on something like animation and games instead of solely being a social site."

- our mod maus

newgrounds "the second mypace"?


Posted by homor - July 21st, 2007


awww do i even need a reason?

ok fine.

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if you arent convinced now you're an idiot.

queen=best band ever.


Posted by homor - July 20th, 2007


blah.

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Posted by homor - July 19th, 2007


and now i can see all the nasty hurtful things you posted about me )":

my glases are fixed.


Posted by homor - July 19th, 2007


and now i can bearly see, im going to get them fixxed in a few hours, but god this sucks.

the worst part is i can bearly read humores postings on the bbs now!

my glasses are busted.