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homor
Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - December 12th, 2007


water fowl.

fyuck


Posted by homor - December 11th, 2007


this picture should have been posted in a thread, but i never got to use it and its just been collecting dust.

i can't think of shit to put here.


Posted by homor - December 11th, 2007


noted fact:
no ones feet bend that way.

oh well.

space Odin.


Posted by homor - December 10th, 2007


best charecter ever.

damn china for getting all upset about pandas being sacred, now they can't be race a in WoW.

i don't care how you feel about the game, any game where you can play as a panda kicks ass.

i hope one day we still get to see pandaria. the panda city.

the pandaren brewmaster.


Posted by homor - December 7th, 2007


oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

he cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
he goes to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
he loves to press wild flow'rs
he puts on women's clothing...-?
And hangs around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa

he cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a BRA?

ok, fuck this.

I WANTED TO BE A LUMBERJACK! CUTTING DOWN THE MIGHTYEST TREES! WITH MY BEST GIRLY BY MY SIDE!


Posted by homor - December 5th, 2007


*scat*

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free
you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see
in your fantasy.

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free
you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see
in your fantasy.

Everybody's talkin' something very shockin'
just to Keep on blockin'
what they're feelin' inside
but Listen to me brother,
you just keep on walkin'
'cause You and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide.

Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the colour of your soul.
If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't want to hear your stories told.
I want to welcome you to Scatman's world

*scat*

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see in your fantasy.

Everybody's born to compete as he chooses
But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses.
I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch.
No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch.

I want to be a human being not a human doing.
I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried.
The source of my intention really isn't crime prevention.
My intention is prevention of the lie (yeah)
Welcome to the Scatman's world

*scat*

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free
you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see

*a fuck load of scat*

*scat*

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free
you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see

*more scat*

*scat during following chorus*
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free
you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see
in your fantasy.

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free
you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see
in your fantasy.

I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you wanna break free
you better listen to me.
You got to learn how to see
in your fantasy.

*more scat*


Posted by homor - December 5th, 2007


yes.


Posted by homor - December 5th, 2007


maybe.


Posted by homor - December 5th, 2007


no.


Posted by homor - December 5th, 2007


you bet your sweet ass!