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homor
Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - December 15th, 2007


to what?


Posted by homor - December 14th, 2007


of fury.

is a crappy film even though i have never seen it.


Posted by homor - December 14th, 2007


mugun (race)-
a race of humanoid creatures with normal-human like bodies and squid heads with human like mouths.: muguns are immortal in the sense that they can not die of old age, they also do not need to eat, drink, or breeth, however they do require a stong source of power to be near them, otherwise they begin to rapidly mutate, the most common source for engery for muguns is the queen, which is also the source for mugun eggs, muguns queens are 20 feet tall and have a male and female head, and are much less humanoid then other muguns, and are more monster-like.

holy shit that was nerdy as hell.


Posted by homor - December 14th, 2007


i can't wait

no

i can't wait.


Posted by homor - December 14th, 2007


the blushing bride looks divine, the brides groomate is doing fine, i'd rather have his job then mine, where im cleanin' windows, all day up this latter.


Posted by homor - December 13th, 2007


just whoring up my blog posts until number one zero zero.


Posted by homor - December 13th, 2007


epic.


Posted by homor - December 13th, 2007


what what what?


Posted by homor - December 12th, 2007


DONT TALK WATCH
DONT TALK WATCH
YOU CAME HERE WATCH IT
DONT LIKE IT WALK OUT
WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.
If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue
From your head with a linoleum knife

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is our money
and we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly
Be considerate to others
Or I will bite your torso and give you a disease
Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this, take the seed outside
leave it in the streets
run it over right after the show

If I see you videotaping this movie
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
And disolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner
If I find you sold it on eBay
I will break into your house and tear your wife in half!

what are these rules?


Posted by homor - December 12th, 2007


is offensive, so says ted truner.

the word black.