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homor
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"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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what are these rules?

Posted by homor - December 12th, 2007


DONT TALK WATCH
DONT TALK WATCH
YOU CAME HERE WATCH IT
DONT LIKE IT WALK OUT
WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.
If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue
From your head with a linoleum knife

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is our money
and we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly
Be considerate to others
Or I will bite your torso and give you a disease
Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this, take the seed outside
leave it in the streets
run it over right after the show

If I see you videotaping this movie
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
And disolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner
If I find you sold it on eBay
I will break into your house and tear your wife in half!

what are these rules?


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