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homor
Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - January 4th, 2008


Born of evil in a fiery volcano

On a mutilated mission

to inflict Merciless pain

Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH

She's concocted your murder

And you've lost all your defenses

She was summoned by the Ancient wizards

To carry demon children

in the Poisonous flood Day of her conception

the prophecy Was written

On the scrotum of a wizard in his Testicle blood

Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON

Eyes they will go blind If looked beyond Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse crushing the human race

Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse KILLING the human race


Posted by homor - January 4th, 2008


blah is for fags.


Posted by homor - January 4th, 2008


ok seriously, how the fuck did this happen?

someone needs to explain this to me.

EDIT: it turns out its from a hentai comic.

regarding lucky star.


Posted by homor - December 30th, 2007


I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS!

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction

Aperture Science
we do what we must
because we can

For the good of all of us
except the ones who are
dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake,
you just keep on trying
til you run out of cake

And the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive!

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right
now

Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a
fire

As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make
a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're
releasing on time

So I'm glad I got burned
think of all the things we
learned
for the people who are
still alive!

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay
inside

Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you

Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke, HA HA
FAT CHANCE

Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me, still talking
when there's science to do.

When I look up there, it makes
me glad i'm not you

I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive!

And believe me I am
still alive

I'm doing science and I'm
still alive

I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive

While you're dying, I'll be
still alive

And when you're dead, I will be
still alive

still alive

still alive

This was a triumph.


Posted by homor - December 30th, 2007


from what i've heard, its preaty great.

but now, farwell, oh future freind.

we never thought that contract would end.


Posted by homor - December 25th, 2007


the tub boat had a bell

ms. lulu went to heaven, the tug boat went to

HELLo operateor, get me number nine, and if you dissconect me, i'll kick you in the

BEHIND the refigerateor, theres a piece of glass, ms. lulu sliped upon it, and cut her big fat

ASSk me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their

FLYS are in the medow, bugs are in the park, the boys and girls are kissing, and now its after

DAARRKKKK


Posted by homor - December 23rd, 2007


the following blog post will list the idiots that infest this place, found thanks to joke topics they fall for, or even bad topics they make.

thank you "video games, what a waste"

TheUnknownVoice
0oblivion0
ectsoman
rick8176
Ass-Crumb
ImlunchBoxx
subzero90
chancereed6
SweetT00th
mastershake141
chris4322
Rainbow-clows
kingkillah
Hackzor-Productions
sonickles
LilBlueGardenKnome
killerclam
killerclam
killerclam
killerclam
killerclam
buster1
christmasraptor

PheonixGodwin also missed a joke, but me and him are slightly freinds so i'll turn the other cheek.


Posted by homor - December 15th, 2007


DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO


Posted by homor - December 15th, 2007


HOLY SHIT IM SO EXICTED EVEN THOUGHT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS SHIT EVEN IS!


Posted by homor - December 15th, 2007


to what? TO WHAT!?