I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS!

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction

Aperture Science
we do what we must
because we can

For the good of all of us
except the ones who are
dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake,
you just keep on trying
til you run out of cake

And the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive!

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right
now

Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a
fire

As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make
a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're
releasing on time

So I'm glad I got burned
think of all the things we
learned
for the people who are
still alive!

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay
inside

Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you

Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke, HA HA
FAT CHANCE

Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me, still talking
when there's science to do.

When I look up there, it makes
me glad i'm not you

I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive!

And believe me I am
still alive

I'm doing science and I'm
still alive

I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive

While you're dying, I'll be
still alive

And when you're dead, I will be
still alive

still alive

still alive