a poem i wrote about my ex girlfreind.

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a poem i wrote about my ex girlfreind.

Posted by homor - January 4th, 2008

Born of evil in a fiery volcano

On a mutilated mission

to inflict Merciless pain

Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH

She's concocted your murder

And you've lost all your defenses

She was summoned by the Ancient wizards

To carry demon children

in the Poisonous flood Day of her conception

the prophecy Was written

On the scrotum of a wizard in his Testicle blood

Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON

Eyes they will go blind If looked beyond Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse crushing the human race

Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse KILLING the human race

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the-1st-08-user 2008-01-04 22:49:19

She sounds hot.

homor 2008-01-04 22:49:19

oh don't get me started!

the-1st-08-user 2008-01-04 23:11:13

How evil is she?
And if so...does she enjoy cheese?

homor 2008-01-04 23:11:13

she enjoys cuting off peoples dicks putting them in blenders and mixing them with cheese and eating them.

but on the plus side she gave head.

the-1st-08-user 2008-01-04 23:20:18

What is her weakness?
Also...do you want revenge, because I might be able to run her over if you wish......it will be like an accident, and no one will know....
ha ha ha ha ha ha

KILL THE BITCH! KILL THE BITCH! KILL THE FEMALE DOG...I MEAN..well, yeah that is a bitch, but.....KILL THE OTHER BITCH THAT ISNT A FEMALE DOG EVEN IF BITCH MEANS FEMALE DOG!!!

and cheese

RunningWithDeath 2008-01-04 23:36:08

"humor" if that's what you want to be called. Your a piece of fucking work buddy. This little poem is pretty gay, are you sure she wasn't a dude. And besides i read somewhere that she gave head.... BULLSHIT we all know your a virgin
Without even seeing you in person i can already tell what you like, you most likely play World of Warcraft, you have a Porn and Masturbating addiction i bet, and lastly I can really believe your the biggest fucking My Chem. fan anyone has ever layed eyes on
Just make everyone day and kill yourself thats all i ask

homor 2008-01-04 23:36:08

your a fucking idiot is every sense of the word.

seriously. you're getting all worked up over me posting song lyrics.

and you seem to know how being a virgin is preatty well.

go fuck yourself you stupid little loser.

you are an over angry waste of air and life.

and there is no such thing as addiction to porn or to video games.

get the fuck off the internet now and come back when your jaw isn'tt slacked, you can puul a good insult out of your semen drenched ass and you aren't a waste of air and food.

the-1st-08-user 2008-01-05 00:29:59

"humor" if that's what you want to be called. Your a piece of heavenly work buddy ol' pal. This little poem is pretty gay (and i LOVE gay), are you sure she was evil . And besides i read somewhere that she gave head.... fertalizer. we all know what 2+2 is.
Without even seeing you in person i can already tell that you have limbs, you most likely breath air, you have a nose and a mouth to chew food, and lastly I can really believe that spider-pig is the best pig anyone has ever layed eyes on
Just make everyone day and kill RunningWithDeath.
and eat pie.

ha ha. you rule....
RunningWithDeath is gay...and not in a good way.

homor 2008-01-05 09:31:58

oh, and also RunningWithDeath your insults are shit.

they all seem to stem form a genaric nerd sterotypes you heard on a crappy tv show.

they are not original, and they are far from dunny.
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also, this poem was just song lyrics, whitch you probebly don't find so bad now that you know i didn't make them. flamer.

homor 2008-01-05 11:12:08

alos, these lyrics are from a song about a demon from hell, thats the irony.

a poem i wrote about my ex girlfreind.

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