oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

he cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
he goes to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
he loves to press wild flow'rs
he puts on women's clothing...-?
And hangs around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa

he cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a BRA?

ok, fuck this.