my little brother got on my account and made a spam thread.

THIS WAS MY REACTION TO THESE HORRIBLE EVENTS TODAY:

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full of country goodness and green-peaness.

wait thats treible, i quit.

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hi, i'm enough of an asshole to make rules for my crappy blog.

oh, this are all serious by the way.

rule one:

no irrelevent comments, unless they're funny, in which case they are encouraged.

if i fail to crack a smile, luagh, or even be amused, you'll be given a warning, repeat it and you'll be banned.

rule two:

absolutly no "<username> was here!" comments, or you'll be banned instantly.

rule three:

no advertising your own website or blog. this is an instant ban.

rule four:

netspeak will not be tolerated. period.

rule five:

violating these rules in smart ass way in a shitty attempt to be ironic will not be tolerated.

all these rules are real and will be enforced.

for almost 100 years animation has inspired us, amused us, entertained us, and filled us with glee and joy.

all animation, in its own way, is wonderful.

animation is an amazing art form that only gets better thru-out the years.

of course, there are always afew bumps along the way.

these are those cartoons

our first cartoon is an infamously bad PSA from nick,

"breakfest time" was a part of nick's campagin agianst skipping breakfest, it fearures rapping dinner plate items (10 years past when it would have been cool) and an assortment of fancy and rich foods no one who listens to rap has probebly ever ate.

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the next cartoon isn't really a cartoon, so much as an animation reel.

wolf tracer was an animation studio, it only made two cartoons for a reel before going out of bisnuess.

somehow they found a way to get mark hamil on board, i don't know how, my theroy is it was ransom for his family.

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the next cartoon is from a studio with a specility in ripping off pixar movies.

to the best of my knowlage, they have sweeded "b movie" "ratablahblooblahblah" and "cars.

first up, ratattoing is the story of three mice in italy (instead of france) stealing things from humans.

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next is "the little cars" where a car wants to win a race.

unlike cars, this movie has had three sequals, all with no major theater release.

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finally, the little bee is a bad rip-off of b-movie, i couldn't find a trailer that wasn't unembeddedable, so heres this butchered version instead.

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well i guess thats...

wait.

the little panda fighter?

you cocksuckers.

the little panda fighter is ab- you know what? you an go ahead and guess what its about, i'll give you a hint: ITS A RIP-OFF.

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well if i keep going i might break my computer in anger.

you all just wait, the moment "space chimps" comes out the'll be a movie called "the little space monkeys."

you all just wait.

thats all for now.

fualty oiling.

lollololololoolollolool

i have a very large straw.

this straw reachs all the way to your gay fuel.

i drink your gay fuel.

I DRINK YOUR GAY FUEL.

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this is the way things should be on blogs.

full of ASS.