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new blog rules.

Posted by homor - August 1st, 2008


hi, i'm enough of an asshole to make rules for my crappy blog.

oh, this are all serious by the way.

rule one:

no irrelevent comments, unless they're funny, in which case they are encouraged.

if i fail to crack a smile, luagh, or even be amused, you'll be given a warning, repeat it and you'll be banned.

rule two:

absolutly no "<username> was here!" comments, or you'll be banned instantly.

rule three:

no advertising your own website or blog. this is an instant ban.

rule four:

netspeak will not be tolerated. period.

rule five:

violating these rules in smart ass way in a shitty attempt to be ironic will not be tolerated.

all these rules are real and will be enforced.


Comments

COCK JOKE
ngfan waz here
<a href="http://forums.t3hparty.org/BBS/index.php?action=home">http://forums.t3hparty.org/BBS/index.
php?action=home</a>
Why cant i right like dis?

And are you serious on those rules? I just want to know.

i am serious.

but i won't ban you, because you're a freind of mine.

you mean he can break every rule of your blog and still not be banned?

you're a fucking pussy homor, you know that, you pussy?

back when i was your age, kids had some balls.

but thats not the case with you.

sissy boy.

on my home planet, i knew a whimp like you.

frezia killed him before i could.

douchebag!

me and alan once worked on a man who cried everytime we would try to get a splinter from his foot.

its a close tie between you and him for "whimpiest man alive."

okay i fucking get it, would you fucks cut it out?

Okay sir.

'Sup, homor? Anything new?

my cold (or alergie symptoms) are resurfiacing.

ummm, I'm kinda scared to leave a comment now.
............ :)