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Posted by homor - November 23rd, 2007


im not so sure i still want a squidward icon.

my blog has enough squidward as it is.

there is such thing as TOO much squidward.


Posted by homor - November 22nd, 2007


EDIT: the contest is over and everyone fucking loses.

good night.

i have demand!


Posted by homor - November 22nd, 2007


today we celerate the lie that on this day we killed a bunch of Native Americans and are happy about it.

when in truth this is a day we celebrate the fall harvest and the fact that for a small amount of time we had some good times with some Native American tribes.


Posted by homor - November 21st, 2007


do anything for dethklok!
do anything for dethklok!
do anything for dethklok!
do anything for dethklok!
do anything for dethklok!

Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!

I'll
Teach you
Who
Rock

Dethklok! Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Taller than a tree

Toki Wartooth
Not a bumblebee

William Murderface Murderface Murderface

Pickles the Drummer
Doodily doo, ding dong doodily doodily doo

Nathan Explosion!

-----

There are no fingerprints

Deep under water

Nothing to tie one to a crime

And if you seek vengeance

All you need are instruments of pain

You need your

Knives, check.

Rope, check.

Dagger, check.

Chains, check.

Rocks check.

Laser beams, check.

Acid, check.

Body bag, check!

MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER

But beware

For when you quench your blood thirst

Others will seek

Vengeance on you

And they won't rest

Until you're dead

They'll have their

Shiv check,

pipe check,

hammer check

Axe check,

subject check

Location check,

desire check,

Vengeance check

Hold your breath swim and strain

Smell the death can't escape

Blood will cloud drift away

Attract the murders of Mermaids

It's so cold they all know

What you've done you can't run

Vengeance is the law for thee

A thousand leagues below the sea

You've been tracked you've been seen

Murdering the next of kin

Ate their hearts drank their blood

Washed your fins in blackened mud

Now you swim try to hide

Heart beats faster from inside

Thought it was a big charade

Your life was ended by Mermaids

MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER

Swords check, saws check,

Clubs check, claws check,

Hatred check, anger check,

Mermaid check, murder check!

MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!
MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!

Your life was ended by mermaids

-------

We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep One day we will all go into the water

Go into the water live there die there

live there die

We reject our earthly fires

Gone are days of land empires

Lungs transform to take in water

Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on

We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize

And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts Our home is down here,

and we've known this for years

We must conquer from the sea,

we build an army with water steeds

We'll rise,

from our depths

down below Release yourselves,

drown with me We will conquer land with water

Gone are days of land empires

Lungs transform to take in water

Cloaked in scales we swim

and swim

on

We swim on

We swim on

-------

Musta-

Krakish

Musta-

Krakish

The Time has come to awaken him...

I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld

to bring forth this beast and...

Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken

Take the land that must be taken

Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken

Devour worlds smite forsaken

Rise up from your thousand year-old

sleep

Break forth from your grave eternally

I command you to rise

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

I'm the conjurer of Demons

I'm the Father of your DEATH

I bring forth the ancient evil

I control his every breath

I instigate your misfortune

With the birth of killing trolls

I awaken Armageddon

Feeding on a thousand souls

Awaken/Awaken/Awaken/Awaken

Mustakrakish Musta- Mustakrakish

Musta-

Mustakrakish Musta- Mustrakrakish

Musta-

Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken

Take the land that must be taken

Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken

Devour worlds smite forsaken

Rise up from your thousand year old

sleep

Break forth from your grave eternally

Weak will die and land will all be burned

Mustakrakish king and DETH to worlds

I command you to rise

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

And Awaken

--------

You've been targeted in the night

By violent Mercenaries

Your identity's been confused

With one that looks like you

You're a simple man living life

You are an electrician

But there's a bounty on your head

A thousand unmarked traveler's checks

Run

Find your way deep into the woods

The dogs can smell your path

Try to find your way out of this

There seems to be no chance

Bounty hunters closer to you

Start to remember back

When you studied biology

Back in your high school class

Wait now, what did they say?

About the human body and

Proportions of things

Blood is an energy conductor

"i am full of that all I need is an outlet"

They're getting closer

But now you have a plan

Lead them to the generator

Where there's solid land

The concrete floor will do just fine

And electric outlets

Open up your veins and splash the blood

And hit the power-lines

BLOODROCUTED

BLOODROCUTED

You'll be BLOODROCUTED

You'll be BLOODROCUTED

You'll be BLOODROCUTED right NOW

Enemies stand dead in your path

The smell of cooking skin

All of them with their hair on end

Their eyes exploded in

You stand with your arms bleeding still

You cannot stop the flow

Though you are the victor tonight

Your time has come to GO

Your time has come to GO

Wait now, what did they say?

About the human body and

Proportions of things

Blood is an energy conductor

"i am full of that all I need is an outlet"

BLOODROCUTED

BLOODROCUTED

You'll be BLOODROCUTED

You'll be BLOODROCUTED

You'll be BLOODROCUTED right NOW

-------

Trapped inside a box Four long years Hiding from the world Punished by your peers

Studied teachers words Earned a piece of paper No go forth and start

Go forth Be conquered

Go Forth and Die

Now you've graduated Mind is mutilated Thrust into the world Feeling segregated Move in with your parents Back into the dark Landed where you started Bachelor of Arts

The learning starts now... Open up your textbooks and turn to the Chapter concerning your DETH

Night sky Bleeds red Black birds Bring DEATH

You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying

Go die

Go die

Go die go!

Now you're sad and frightened Want to go and hide Maybe get your masters Eight more years inside Dream of your own murder Strangled by the IVY Drown in student loans Better off just dying

Go Die

Go Die

You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying

Go Forth Be conquered

Go forth and die

Go forth be conquered

Go forth and die

Go forth and die

Go forth and die

Go forth and die

-----

You people out there give us something more than just record sales You give us something to hate And we hate you, you brainless mutants

Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate

You hunched and blinded mutants Living in chat rooms You masturbate on the sheets Your mothers clean for you

You have lined my pockets Overflowed with gold You're living with your parents And you're 35 years old

You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money To a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse buy And zero you all out

Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate

You sad and putrid losers Complaining on the couch Think you're fucking better than us?' You can't leave your house

Deluded little maggots Fold your arms and frown Go to work and make me money Before I put you down

You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money To a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse buy And zero you all out

Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate

I would like to get some sleep But you keep buying all our things My overhead is way too deep For us to not make all these things

It's way too cynical, you see? Hating what's supporting me I am not you, I thank the gods And if I were, I'd die like dogs

Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die

DIE!

You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money To a swiss account Spend you an on impulse buy And zero you all out

You're a credit card That I will defile Every time I max you out I get a thousand miles

You're a brand new car That I do not need Wrap you round a telephone pole Shrug it off and leave

Just follow me... Down the elevator... Through the gates... down the stairs... Just keep on walking... through the hallway...

Now open the door...

Go forth and die

-----

War has been declared We are forced to fight Take lives of my men My Kingdom falls this night

You conquer with your serpent And it's scales of molten steel

BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE

Castles lay in ruin Carcasses ignite Bretheren's heads on posts But still I must fight

I conjure with my fury A masterful decree

I will build a beast That will conquer you Built of metal gears Spears to run you through

BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE

Now go seek devour Inject your poison And take their lives away

BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE

It's gonna take your life tonight Mechanical reptilian might Shed it's metal skin and destroy It's such a better METAL SNAKE

-------

Riding, and riding, we search across the land

The snow, and wind, has frozen hearts of man

But we ride

We ride

Many days ago we left our homes With swords to ride into the night

Fighting side by side to destroy our foes And leave them without life

We stop, consider the land that we travelled

Our map's at home, direction unravelled

But we ride

We ride

Many days ago we left our homes With swords to ride into the night

Fighting side by side to destroy our foes And leave them without life

So much time has passed since we left our land That we've become concerned

And we'll never find the battle That we should have fought and won

But we

won't

stop

searching

Lost

but still

we ride

Search

until

we die

We ride

We ride

Hungry and tired the frigid plain yeilds little We trudge on further,

eating pride and snow that's brittle

We ride

We ride

We come upon a witch who takes us in To let us share her mighty fire

She asks of us our story and we lie and say We ride around for hire

She asks us if we'd like to have her map And points us in some direction

But we are far too proud and strong so we keep silent And ignore

her

sug

gestion

Lost but still we ride

Search until

we die

All the fault of pride

The gods weep in the night

Lost but still we ride

Search until we die

All the fault of pride

The gods weep in the night

We ride

We ride

-------

Ride...

Ride...

Ride...

Ride...

Thunder...

Thunder...

Thunder...

Thunder...

Thunderhorse...

Thunderhorse...

Thunderhorse...

Thunderhorse...

Revenge...

Revenge...

Revenge...

Thunder...

Horse...

Thunder...

Horse...

Thunder...

Horse...

Thunder...

Horse...

Thunder, Thunder...

Thunder, Thunder, Thunder...

Thunder...

Thunder...

Horse...

Thunderhorse...

Thunderhorse...

----

Punch your card 'cause your working day has started

and you're pushing hard for employee of the month

You got your tools of business

and They're bloodied by your clients

and You're off to work with your Briefcase full of guts

Door to door you are searching for a buyer

Who will take the terms of your policy

You got an invitation to their living room

You're gonna demonstrate your products privately

You know that

I'm an employee I have a degree

I'll fulfill your needs

I will make you bleed

I'll rise to the top Best

one on the team

Kill outside the box

Hold you as you scream

I'll divide you into pieces

Sell them back and raise the price

Make a profit off your interests

You'll increase my sales tonight

I will increase Productivity

I must increase Productivity

A.B.K.
A.B.K.
A.B.K.
A.B.K.

(Always Be Killing)

I'm an employee I have a degree

I'll fulfill your needs

I will make you bleed

I'll rise to the top Best

one on the team

Kill outside the box

Hold you as you scream

-----

Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother...

That thing was YOU

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry?

Only those that are born are the ones that Get to die

One more year closer to dying Rotting organs

ripping grinding Biological discordance

Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always

Mutate into vapid slugs

Doctor gives a new perscription

Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying

Plastic surgeons fuel the lying

You forget why you came in here

Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE

For the DEATH of thee

You have little time

And you're running

out of life

Happy Birthday

You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred

Take a pill to masturbatred

Children point to you and scream

Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering

There's no point of fucking bluffing

Open up your DEATHDAY present

It's a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time

And you're running out of life

DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee

You have little time

And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday

You're gonna die

------

I fly a gigantic monster,

I am captain evil stopper,

I get to wear big black helmets,

I pilot the hatredcopter!

I fly the beast made of steel,

Thick knives that cut the night,

Gas tank is filled with vengeance,

Machine-guns shooting spite,

Can't find the thing that makes this,

Thing take a hard turn right,

I follow where it leads me,

Blind bats with wings of might,

You, will most likely die,

By the hands of my arm,

When I come and fly and take off your face,

With the front of my hatredcopter,

[scream]

I fly a gigantic monster,

I am captain evil stopper,

I get to wear big black helmets,

I pilot the hatredcopter!

I fly the hatredcopter,

I'm going to hunt you down,

I get paid lots of money,

For all the bountys found,

Can't seem to find the button,

That turns the radar on,

Can't work the hatredcopter,

the hunt for you is done,

I, am likely to find,

For my falure to fly,

That I will be fired

for not killing you,

Cause that is my job,

Hatredcopter,

You, will most likely die,

By the hands of my arm,

When I come and fly and take off your face,

With the front of my hatredcopter,

[guitar solo]

Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor

-----

Born of evil in a fiery volcano

On a mutilated mission

to inflict Merciless pain

Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH

She's concocted your murder

And you've lost all your defenses

She was summoned by the Ancient wizards

To carry demon children

in the Poisonous flood Day of her conception

the prophecy Was written

On the scrotum of a wizard in his Testicle blood

Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON

Eyes they will go blind If looked beyond Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse crushing the human race

Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON

Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse KILLING the human race

-----

I am be dangerous

now Not me hurt

When stairs fell down Be pushed by you

Me hit head

Me nose broke

Soon you be dead

Soon you be dead

So strong my face is

you punch break fingers

Kick me you're limping

Stab me you're bleeding

I am be angerous now

You throwing rock at me Hit eye

and it no hurt me

I'm strong

You're not

You're not

I'm making time for fighting

I'm clearing time for hitting

We'll meet and I will beat you

Our schedules permitting

I pick out fighting outfit

Don't want my pants too tight

Need clothes to breath to beat you

You'll be beaten down tonight

I'm so fucking tough

I'm so fucking tough

That's right

I'm so fucking tough

I'm so fucking tough

That's right

You're an ugly man

You're as dumb as sand

Your mom's fucking fat

Your mom blew a rat

You are a mistake

You have sex with cake

You think you're so tough

You're a living bluff

I will put you down

I will make you drown

I will make you bleed

I am filled with speed

I cannot feel pain

I might be insane

I am victory

I write history

Feel my fist On your face

You hate this I feel great

One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight

So strong my face is

You punch break fingers

Kick me you're limping

Stab me you're bleeding

I am be furious now Y

ou say the bad word at me

You pull string and trip me

I fall down

You run

You run

I am making time for fighting

I think it's time to beat you

I think it's good decision

That I destroy and teach you

You put on very fast shoes

And try to run away

I'm very strong

and last though

You're going down today

You're so fucking weak

I'm so fucking strong

That's right

You're so fucking weak

I'm so fucking strong

That's right

You're so fucking weak

I'm so fucking strong

That's right

You're so fucking weak

I'm so fucking strong

That's right

------

I want to keep my money

And give away absolutely nothing

To the government who moderates my spending

And obliterates depending on the time of the year

brutality is near

in the form of income tax

I'd rather take a fucking axe

to my face, blow up this place

with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute

If I could write off your murder

I'd save all of my receipts

because I'd rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I'd rather you be dead

I'd rather you be dead

Prepare the laser-beam

I'm gonna use it tonight

Engage the laser-beam

It's gonna end your life

I'm gonna use it tonight

If I could write off your murder

I'd save all of my receipts

because I'd rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I'd rather you be dead

-----

(Nathan Explosion) Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee? From the hills of Colombia?

The Duncan Hills will wake you From a thousand deaths A cup of Blackened Blood (Die, die) You're dying for a cup

Guatemalan blend Ethiopian French vanilla roast (Die die) You're dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavor You're gonna get some-- NOW! And scream for your cream

(Skwisgaar Skwigelf guitar solo)

Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Coffee!

-----

Time lies trapped inside
Dark minds concubines
Blood Ocean
Crickets cry shriek the night
Trapped ticks rule the mind
Blood Ocean

The land's coagulated
And my mind's incinerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls of correlated

Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated

Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed

Blood Ocean
Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed
Blood Ocean

The land's coagulated
And my mind's incinerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls of correlated

Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated

You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood

Cracked smile flees the fight
Dark Riders spaced the sight
BLOOD OCEAN
Tamed torch teels the tight
Mamed morch sqeals the smite
BLOOD OCEAN

Identity is slated
And my pantry is deplated
But my hand husk has been crated
For my families all have fainted
And they sink but are not sated
And the screech of homeless hated
And I know the nameless mated
On the tip of frigid fated

I know who you are
I know who you are

You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood

-----

Here comes a soul collecting train
of Murder comin'
It longs to take your putrid blackened
soul away from you

Your face will leave you rotting
head lying in the early morning
Your guts will leave your corpse
Your spine will break and crack in two

It cannot be stopped
The train is fueled by chopped
Bodies filled with sorrow
There is no tormorrow
Ticket is your life
Ended by a knife
Called the MURDERTRAIN
Eternity of pain

Oh Yeah, you know what
I am talking about

There is no escape but DETH
Your life is just MURDERTRAIN
A COMIN'

Hey Skwisgaar. (Yeah?) NOW PLAY ME SOME BLUES! YEAH!

(Here goe Nothing!)

(guitar solo)

( I've never beens so depressed as my life right nows! I reallys likes to plays them blues! How 'bout a little bit of this? Oh yeah! You knows it! YEAH!)

[Johnson]

Well howdy boys. (Hey looks it's Mashed Potatoes Johnson.)

(Hey dude, Mashed Potatoe Johnson.)

Hi boys, I thought you might have forgotten about good old Mashed Potatoe Johnson.

(Dude, no way!)

I've been listenin' to your playing, Skwisgaar, and I think you might have forgotten a couple of lessons about them blues.

(Sos, who cares?)

Now listen to this. (plays on acoustic guitar) Ohh Yeah yeah budubudah!

(Ha the Granspas Guitars!)

(The grandspas guitars!)

I say HEY I got them blues, and I'm Mashed Potatoe Johnson, Oh yeah! All right boys, you know what you're doing, I'm gonna let myself outta here. Dethklok rules!

[Nathan]

OHHHH! Here comes a soul collecting train
of Murder comin'
It longs to take your putrid blackened
soul away from you

Your face will leave you rotting
head lying in the early morning
Your guts will leave your corpse
Your spine will break and crack in two

It cannot be stopped
The train is fueled by chopped
Bodies filled with sorrow
There is no tormorrow
Ticket is your life
Ended by a knife
Called the MURDERTRAIN
Eternity of pain

(Hey, was that Mashed Potatoe Johnson back there?)

(Yeah, it was.)

(I should have said hi.)

(Yeah.)

There is no escape but DETH
Your life is just MURDERTRAIN
A COMIN'

[Johnson]

That was the most depressing thing I ever heard in my entire life! Good work boys!

------

don't want to have to kill you They'll find out and I will feel blue Like to take all the skin off your face

Like to smash out all your brains with a vase Wish I could be a fly in your head Lay my eggs that will rise from the dead

Ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah

I don' want to have to hide you It's so cold that I'll get the flu

Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na

I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to

Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na

I don't want to have to eat you I won't fit into my swim suit

You've got so much flesh on top your bones You could cause a bloody big cyclone Grab a lance smash it straight through your ribs Splash the blood onto my baby's bib

Make a mess dripping crimson and bone Break your lace with a stale Ice cream cone Make a mess dripping crimson and bone Ice cream cone

I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to

-----

Tragedy goes away Hate filled rage Takes the stage

But you're neutuered In the night Blinded by the bite Irony and spine Sarcastic delight Live to die on scape Driven by the rage Hating your own face Comedic disgrace

Hatredy Hatredy

Stand before the jury Die in flames of fury Comedy is deth Hatredy

Step into the spotlight Laughter is a deth-right Crash and burn in horror

Make them squirm Want to leave After they buy their drinks

I hate this audience Regardless of applaudience Like to take you away Burn you in piles of hate

I hear the talent here Sit dull and so full of fear I'll beat you all to the punch With an axe and a hack to the guts

I'll take the microphone stand Run it through your neck Cut off both your hands

Is this thing even fucking on Are you fucking deaf Or just too scared to run

Please take my wife Please take my wife Then I'll take your hide Then I'll fuck your wife Just a fucking joke No it's kinda not There's a little truth In every single shot

Fueled by hate Await your fate Your time has come To die on stage

It's funny Because it's not

It's funny Because it's not

It's funny Because it's not

It's funny Because it's not Because it's not Because it's not

Fueled by hate Await your fate Your time has come To die on stage

Fueled by hate Fueled by hate Your time has come To die on stage Die Die Die

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Underwater friends

You are my underwater underwater friends

Yeah, you're my best friends

now let's all cheer

YOU GOTTA COME DOWN HERE

ONCE A YEAR!

Yeah, i just peed into the liquid oxygen

i breathes my own pee

It tastes like coffee

'Cause I had some f 'ing coffee before

I comes down here, to say, you are my

Underwater, Underwater, Underwater Friends...

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Ooh! C'mon, girls!

Rock all day
Sniff that line
Roll that money
No more clowning around for you!

Got it bad?
Then get some blow
They say it's gonna snow
Put cool white christmas up my nose!

I ain't no weatherman, don't know if it's gonna rain
'Cause I'm a rock 'n' roll clown, I do a lot of cocaine

One of these days they're gonna take me away
'Cause I'm Dr. Rockso, and I do cocaine!

Huh? What's that, Judge?
Oh, why is my nose bleeding?
Oh, well, you see, I... I fell down.

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i wish i had a granpas gutiar.

what the fuck is a dethalbum?


Posted by homor - November 20th, 2007


The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son, can you play me a melody?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus:

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy who's still in the navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

(Chorus)

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

(Chorus)


Posted by homor - November 20th, 2007


what the fuck is up with all this shit?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/81 4522
- this is one of the most retarded comprarsions i've ever herad in my life.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/71 2240
- extra retarded, its one of those rebelious anti-fanboy topics about how much someone hates something game related, it sucks.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/81 1694
- ugh, so retarded it needs no explanetion, or deserves one.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/81 4564
- so retarded it may alert your inteligence when read, its made by a scum of the earth SMBZ fanboy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/81 4241
-bearly readable relationship babbleing.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/81 4555
- *bows head in shame*

what the fuck is wrong with you bbs?


Posted by homor - November 19th, 2007


take. the. hint.

dear blog readers.


Posted by homor - November 17th, 2007



Posted by homor - November 15th, 2007


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/81 1960

please respond to this retard as harsly as possible.

and this one too.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/81 2554

and this one aswell.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/81 2659

i have alot of hate packed up im prepareing to release on the end of my ban.

EDIT: MY RAGE HAS BEEN RELAESED!

IDIOT ALERT!


Posted by homor - November 14th, 2007


"ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 3 days. You have 2 days, 15 hours, 20 minutes and 8 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Using the term faggot repeatedly. - JoS"

the least they could have done was give me a warning and told me not to use it as much next time.

*sigh* but whatever.