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Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - February 23rd, 2008


i woke up early today becuase my right eye was hurting like fuck, when it started to hurt less iw ent back to sleep.

when i woke my eye was still abit sore, if there was ever any pressure on it would hurt, my glasses wearen't on my face, they were on the bed though, i picked them up and put them back on.

later that day i was lying in bed again and the left lense popped out, now the left lense would pop out from time to time recently, but i never thought anything of it, i mean i knew it was a screw coming loose, but ithught we would get it fix later, before anything too bad happened.

i tryedd to pop them back in, like always, but tthey refused to go in.

i pushed as hard as i could, and they broke!

the screw holding the left lense in came out, not my lense gone.

my pearents are at the hospitial right now, and we don't have any eye glass repair kits. (to the best of my knowlage.)

now i don't have my glasses on, and it sucks ass.

i can bearly read anything on here, if there are any typing errors in this blog post, then i can't fix them, sorry. live with it.


Posted by homor - February 21st, 2008


so i was watching that episode of sealab where theres a critical leak in sealab and all anyone can talk about is robots (great episode by the way, i could watch it 1000 times) and right after it all i could think about is brains in robot bodies,

so would you do it bbs?

lets look at the ups and downs first before we say anything.

pros:
never grow old or sick
you'd be a handsome man or a sexy women
the Strength of 5 gorilas
x-ray vision
cloaking device
big chainsaw hands
can chew nails and shoot them out as bullets
can be robot cat or tiger
can eat tires like candy

cons:
i like my body
i love my body
only five feet tall
if you tryed to pet a kitten you'd crush it
don't have laser eyes
you have to choose between cloaking device or x-ray vision
there may be a robot human war
they won't honor those treaties
you'll live on a robot reservation
robot tigers and cats have to live in zoos
prime directives 2&3
if you violate the prime directives you spend 1000 years frozen in carboante
my nipples are hard just thinking about it.

so newgrounds, would you do it or is it all just too much trouble?


Posted by homor - February 19th, 2008


I stare in to space
When will that time and place
arrive
I know you're out there girl
I just haven't found you
Where is the one true love
for me?
I'm crying in the rain
but my tears can't hide the pain
I'm lost without you girl
I wish I only knew your name

Another night on the road
another sold out show.
I'm so lonely
that I just want to explode
And when the stage lights go down
after the last encore
I hope you are waiting in the light
by the backstage door.

Youth, Fame, Money,
I got it all girl,
but what I don't have is you
I'm crying in the rain
but my tears can't hide the pain
I'm lost without you girl
I wish I only knew your name

Another night on the road
another sold out show.
I'm so lonely
that I just want to explode
And when the stage lights go down
after the last encore
I hope you are waiting in the light
by my backstage door.

I can't face the night alone Girl
I need you beside me
And I won't waste another day
without your warm enbrace to guide me
Now write meeeee!

Another night on the road
another sold out show.
I'm so lonely
that I just want to explode
And when the stage lights go down
after the last encore
I pray you are waiting in the light
by the backstage door.

I be waiting baby,
I'm so lonely girl,
Come and love me girl,

Wear something sexy so I know it's you.


Posted by homor - February 18th, 2008


NEVER.

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO CARS.


Posted by homor - February 17th, 2008


yeah , det er avrette.


Posted by homor - February 17th, 2008


sounded sad upon the radio
He moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried,
And sang along, who'd blame them?

You've grown, so grown
Now I must say more than ever
(Come on Eileen) Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye Aye
And we can sing just like our fathers

Come on Eileen, I swear (well he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen

These people round here, wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces, so resigned to what their fate is
But not us, no not us, we are far too young and clever
(Remember) Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
Eileen I'll hum this tune forever

Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, take off everything
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please

Come on, Eileen taloo-rye-aye
Come on, Eileen taloo-rye-aye
(Now you have grown, now you have shown, oh, Eileen)
Said Come on, Eileen taloo-rye-aye (repeat in background)
You've grown...
So grown (Show, how you feel)
Now I must say more than ever
Things 'round here have changed
I said too-ra-loo-ra-too-ra-loo-rye-aye

Come on Eileen, I swear (well he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen

Come on Eileen, I swear (well he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Well, they're dirty
Come on Eileen


Posted by homor - February 15th, 2008


you silly silly bastard!

oh wade!


Posted by homor - February 14th, 2008


i never said i was posted any!

however, if i were to get, say...

100 posts on this blog post from atleast 100 diffrent people i might consider posting some hawt lesbian hentai.

IMPROTANT UPDATE: i lied, you all aren't as horny as i thought.

h-hentai? ON THIS USERPAGE?


Posted by homor - February 12th, 2008


blaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh


Posted by homor - February 12th, 2008


l0vemetal.newgrounds.com

complete and total idiot, and a loser.