it was made for a topic called "draw me a house", it was deleted before i ever got to post it.

now, it gains new life.

isn't really that much of a smile.

EVERYONE!

ok, a man walks into a talent agencey, theres a guy at the desk.

the dad says to the guy at the desk "sir, we have an act for you"

the agent says "ok, tell me how it works"

the dad says

"ok so the act starts with my wife taking off her shirt, then she takes off her pants, then i take off my shirt and start rubbing my man nipples and the-"

the talent says "um, sir, i'm not really sure that thi is-

the man says "quite im not done yet, you'll miss the best parts of it."

the man keeps going

"so anyway i start rubing my mipples and my wife pulls down my pants with her teeth and then stars rubbing my junk, thats when i stick my hands down her pants and start fingering her ass and then--

the agent says "sir really are you sure thi-

the man says "oh be quite you"

the man gets back to the joke

"anyway she pulls down my underwear and starts going down on me, then i reach into my gag bag and pull out my hitler mustash and wig, then, she puts on her nixion mask--

the agent says "sweet shit sir can you please--

the man says "wait till' i'm finished

the man continues with the joke

"anyway she puts on the nixon mask and gets back to sucking, while i still have my hitler stuff on, and i start moaning loudly while shouting out quotes from mine kampf, and making refrences to the watergate scandle and then i-

the agent says "oh come on what the fu-

the man says "shut up shortie it's not done yet"

the man continues

"then i pull out of her mouth and star pissing everywhere, all over her, the audiance, the stage, everything! then kids come in, naked, and i start pissing on them too! and both of them are wearing stallin masks! so then-

the agent says "your CHILDREN!? WHAT THE FUCK!?"

the man says, "relax mr.pc"

the man keeps going dispite the talent agents disaproveal

"then the dog comes in and i pull out some laxitive from my gag bag, then he starts shiting all over everything while i piss everywhere and then we start rolling around in it and throwing it at each other, then we-

the agent says "ok sir you really have to st-

the man says "not yet wait till its over"

he continues

"Then we all shove our fingers down our throats and start vomiting everywhere, covering the audiance and ourselfs in vomit, then we start rolling around in it, then i wank off and cum all over the place, and we all roll around in that, then-

the agent says "sir--

the man says "wow you're alot like me during sex, always stoping before anything good happens"

he keeps going

"then, after all the rolling around is over, me and the family stand up and say "and now, here is our impression of the persians at the battle of 300" then, with everyone wearing masks of hitler stallin and nixion, we all start running around, covered with shit, piss, cum and vomit yelling "help! the spartans are killing us! the spartans are killing us!" then our freind in the back of the audiance, dressed like a spartan warrior stands up and says "ha!"

and then we all take a bow, ad the curtain closes, and thats our act!"

the agent just sits there for 10 minutes, then he says, "well, thats sure is..an act, whatdo you call it?"

the man says "The Aristocrats!"

nope, none here, let's go home.

I love little girls
they make me feel so good
I love little girls
they make me feel so bad
When theyre around
they make me feel
Like Im the only guy in town
I love little girls
they make me feel so good

They dont care if Im a one way mirror
Theyre not frightened by my cold exterior

They dont ask me questions
They dont want to scold me
They dont look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isnt this fun
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare tooooooooo

I love little girls
they make me feel so good
I love little girls
they make me feel so bad
When theyre around
they make me feel
Like Im the only guy in town
I love little girls
they make me feel so good

They dont care about my inclinations
Theyre not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh
take a second take
Uh oh
its a mistake
Uh oh
Im in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare tooooooooooo

And I dont care what people say
And I dont care what people think
And I dont care how we look walking down the street

Uh oh
take a second take
Uh oh
its a mistake
Uh oh
Im in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isnt this what lifes all about
Isnt this a dream come true
Isnt this a nightmare tooooooooooo

I love little girls
they make me feel so good
I love little girls
they make me feel so bad
When theyre around
they make me feel
Like Im the only guy in town
I love little girls
they make me feel so good

drew-

pickels

drew-

pickels

The Time has come to awaken him...

I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld

to bring forth this beast and...

Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken

Take the land that must be taken

Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken

Devour worlds smite forsaken

Rise up from your thousand year-old

sleep

Break forth from your grave

eternally

I command you to rise

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

I'm the conjurer of Demons

I'm the Father of your DEATH

I bring forth the ancient evil

I control his every breath

I instigate your misfortune

With the birth of killing drews

I awaken Armageddon

Feeding on a thousand souls

Awaken/Awaken/Awaken/Awaken

drew-

pickels

drew pickels

drew-

drew pickels- drew pickels

drew-

Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken

Take the land that must be taken

Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken

Devour worlds smite forsaken

Rise up from your thousand year old

sleep

Break forth from your grave

eternally

Weak will die and land will all be burned

drew pick-els king and DETH to worlds

I command you to rise

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

RISE

And Awaken

adultswim.com's new game is fun as hell.

it's called amaterur surgeon, it's alot like trama center but instead of a scalple, you use a pizza cutter, instead of tongs, you use a wrech, and instead of of a medical pair of thread and needles, you use a stapeler.

it's a very fun and creative game, with a charming and funny storyline, and plenty of lovable charecters.

go play it or you're gay and like barry manalow.

so hold on jack.

because then i could be in a rock group, or a rap group.