ok, a man walks into a talent agencey, theres a guy at the desk.
the dad says to the guy at the desk "sir, we have an act for you"
the agent says "ok, tell me how it works"
the dad says
"ok so the act starts with my wife taking off her shirt, then she takes off her pants, then i take off my shirt and start rubbing my man nipples and the-"
the talent says "um, sir, i'm not really sure that thi is-
the man says "quite im not done yet, you'll miss the best parts of it."
the man keeps going
"so anyway i start rubing my mipples and my wife pulls down my pants with her teeth and then stars rubbing my junk, thats when i stick my hands down her pants and start fingering her ass and then--
the agent says "sir really are you sure thi-
the man says "oh be quite you"
the man gets back to the joke
"anyway she pulls down my underwear and starts going down on me, then i reach into my gag bag and pull out my hitler mustash and wig, then, she puts on her nixion mask--
the agent says "sweet shit sir can you please--
the man says "wait till' i'm finished
the man continues with the joke
"anyway she puts on the nixon mask and gets back to sucking, while i still have my hitler stuff on, and i start moaning loudly while shouting out quotes from mine kampf, and making refrences to the watergate scandle and then i-
the agent says "oh come on what the fu-
the man says "shut up shortie it's not done yet"
the man continues
"then i pull out of her mouth and star pissing everywhere, all over her, the audiance, the stage, everything! then kids come in, naked, and i start pissing on them too! and both of them are wearing stallin masks! so then-
the agent says "your CHILDREN!? WHAT THE FUCK!?"
the man says, "relax mr.pc"
the man keeps going dispite the talent agents disaproveal
"then the dog comes in and i pull out some laxitive from my gag bag, then he starts shiting all over everything while i piss everywhere and then we start rolling around in it and throwing it at each other, then we-
the agent says "ok sir you really have to st-
the man says "not yet wait till its over"
he continues
"Then we all shove our fingers down our throats and start vomiting everywhere, covering the audiance and ourselfs in vomit, then we start rolling around in it, then i wank off and cum all over the place, and we all roll around in that, then-
the agent says "sir--
the man says "wow you're alot like me during sex, always stoping before anything good happens"
he keeps going
"then, after all the rolling around is over, me and the family stand up and say "and now, here is our impression of the persians at the battle of 300" then, with everyone wearing masks of hitler stallin and nixion, we all start running around, covered with shit, piss, cum and vomit yelling "help! the spartans are killing us! the spartans are killing us!" then our freind in the back of the audiance, dressed like a spartan warrior stands up and says "ha!"
and then we all take a bow, ad the curtain closes, and thats our act!"
the agent just sits there for 10 minutes, then he says, "well, thats sure is..an act, whatdo you call it?"
the man says "The Aristocrats!"
SlashFirestorm
Old, but in a classic way, not a fail way. Everyone loves the aristocrats.
THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD THE JOKE IN THE CARTOON MOVIE
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SWELL.
:-(
homor
they do.
it's called "The Aristocats"