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would you put your brian in a robot's body?

Posted by homor - February 21st, 2008


so i was watching that episode of sealab where theres a critical leak in sealab and all anyone can talk about is robots (great episode by the way, i could watch it 1000 times) and right after it all i could think about is brains in robot bodies,

so would you do it bbs?

lets look at the ups and downs first before we say anything.

pros:
never grow old or sick
you'd be a handsome man or a sexy women
the Strength of 5 gorilas
x-ray vision
cloaking device
big chainsaw hands
can chew nails and shoot them out as bullets
can be robot cat or tiger
can eat tires like candy

cons:
i like my body
i love my body
only five feet tall
if you tryed to pet a kitten you'd crush it
don't have laser eyes
you have to choose between cloaking device or x-ray vision
there may be a robot human war
they won't honor those treaties
you'll live on a robot reservation
robot tigers and cats have to live in zoos
prime directives 2&3
if you violate the prime directives you spend 1000 years frozen in carboante
my nipples are hard just thinking about it.

so newgrounds, would you do it or is it all just too much trouble?


Comments

Well it's the most plausible thing for immortality so hell yeah I'd do it. Though only after I'd gotten some good use out of this body first.

but you can still have robot sex as a robot.

when im nearly dead :l

Maybe when I die, ya know, Like robocop

the terminator could kill robocop.