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"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - May 8th, 2008


You see me now a veteran
of a thousand psychic wars
Ive been living on the edge so long
Where the winds of limbo roar
And Im young enough to look at
And far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
Im not sure if theres anything left of me

Dont let these shakes go on
Its time we had a break from it
Its time we had some leave
Weve been living in the flames
Weve been eating up our brains
Oh, please dont let theses shakes go on

You ask me why Im weary, why I cant speak to you
You blame me for my silence
Say its time I changed and grew
But the wars still going on dear
And theres no end that I know
And I cant say if were ever...
I cant say if were ever gonna to be free

Dont let these shakes go on
Its time we had a break from it
Its time we had some leave
Weve been living in the flames
Weve been eating out our brains
Oh, please dont let theses shakes go on

You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
My energys spent at last
And my armor is destroyed
I have used up all my weapons and Im helpless and bereaved
Wounds are all Im made of
Did I hear you say that this is victory?

Dont let these shakes go on
Its time we had a break from it
Send me to the rear
Where the tides of madness swell
And been sliding into hell
Oh, please dont let shakes go on
Dont let these shakes go on
Dont let these shakes go on

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Posted by homor - May 7th, 2008


you know what i hate? people whispering in movies, but you already know that.

allow me to explain:

you're watching a movie right? maybe two guys are in a bar, or maybe they're in a living room, they start talking about something, maybe its related to the plot or maybe its something retarded that you could afford to miss, ethier way they're talking.

but theres a problem: they're whispering, maybe not literally, but they're talking too quietly, at a volume no human being would talk at.

you go to the tv to turn it up, and then, and right when its up someone comes into the bar when an uzi and starts firing, or it cuts to a scene with loud music.

and then you end up getting scoulded by a family member, or a friend, or someone you live next to, but it wasn't you're fucking fault, its the people who made the movie itself.

none the less you still take the heat for something someone else millions of miles away from you did.

i. fucking. hate. that. so. much.

i mean, how the fuck does that even happen? don't the people making the movie know when the actors are talking too quietly, shouldn't someone shout "cut!" and and lecture them about how quiet they are?

maybe its not them, maybe its the people who work on the audio, maybe while working on the audio they were more concerned with how loud the music they paid for was or how cool the gunfights sounded then being able to hear the cast.

or maybe its both, the directors didn't handle the actors well enough and the audio people didn't didn't fix it.

or maybe it was just a human mistake, and they couldn't control it or forgot to or were too busy tying to meet the deadline.

ethier way, it still boils my piss.


Posted by homor - May 7th, 2008


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Posted by homor - May 6th, 2008


Head bangers in leather
Sparks fly in the dead of the night
It all comes together
When they shoot out the lights
50,000 watts of power
And it's pushin' overload
The beast is ready to devour
All the metal they can hold
Reachin' overload
Start to explode

It's your one way ticket to midnight
Call it Heavy Metal
Higher than high, feelin' just right
Call it Heavy Metal
Desperation on a red line
Call it Heavy Metal noise

Tight pants and lipstick
She's riding on razor's edge
She holds her own against the boys
Yea, cuts through the crowd just like a wedge
Ohh, can you feel the static
So many contacts being made
We've got up front fanatics
Tearing down the barricade
To reach the stage
Can you feel the rage

It's your one way ticket to midnight
Call it Heavy Metal
Higher than high, feelin' just right
Call it Heavy Metal
Desperation on a red line
Call it Heavy Metal noise

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Posted by homor - May 5th, 2008


ventrilo is a voice chat system used by mmorpg players.

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Posted by homor - May 4th, 2008


paper clips and paper cuts.

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Posted by homor - May 3rd, 2008


If there's
anything you need
All you have to do is say
You knew you
satisfy everything in me
We shouldn't waste a single day

So don't stop me falling
It's destiny calling
A power
I just can't deny
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying

I want you for the rest of my life

Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you

If they
ever get you down
There's always something I can do
Because I
wouldn't ever wanna see you frown
I'll always do what's best for you

There ain't no mistaking
It's true love we're making
Something to last for all time
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life

Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you

So don't stop me falling
It's destiny calling
A power I just can't deny
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life

Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you

for some really stupid reason embedding is disabled.

you deserve one embedded video, so as a bonus-

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Posted by homor - May 3rd, 2008


ZIP ZOP BOOBITY BOP!

do do do, do do do do.


Posted by homor - April 29th, 2008


[index]

the story of harald dawnblade takes place within the island of udyr, a large undiscovered island off the coast of norway.

deep within the large island known as udyr, there are several areas, each spanning the size of a distirct, and each contoled by a diffirent kingdom.

these areas include:

gress- human owned land, gress is a grassy forest land bellow ynde, above sne, west of sparke, and east of død.

gress is home to a group of humans that broke off from norway in the 1100's, while the rest of the human clans around the world have advanced, the human's of gress have stayed the same.

advancements of the modern world such as electricity and plumbing are completly unknown to the people of gress, gress is a landwhere the people still clean their clothes in rivers.

recently a troll clan moved into gress and started buliding camps near their towns, threatening the people.

sne- dwarf and gnome owned land, sne is a snowly mountainous area, above grådighet and below gress.

the dwarves, a race skilled in crafting and strength, were chased out of norway by speciest group of vikings, the dwarves, needing a home much like their old, set off for udyr.

the dwarves were greeted by an unexpected allie, the gnomes.

the gnomes treated the dwarves with kindness and respect, sharing their homes with the dwarves, and even their weapontry and skill.

a clan of goblins built an entire city in sne, much to the dismay and protest of the dwarves and gnomes.

ynde- high elf and dark elf owned land, ynde is a beautiful and life filled grassy forest land with areas of dead forest, it is above gress, below vennlig, south west of skjære and east of tungebelegg.

the elves have lived in ynde since the start of their race, it was the original home of thier race, but now their race has grown too large to stay in ynde, their race speard across the entire world.

there are two elven races that control ynde, the high elves and the dark elves.

the high elves are a race of pink skined elves with glowing green eyes.

known for their calss and their magic, these elves are a race of peace and grcae, many of them have a strong belief in norse paganism, worshiping the gods of valhala, namily Thor, Odin, Tyr, Freyr, Freyja and Bragi.

the high elves are known to despise loki, seeing him as the source of all evil, many high elves would much rather die then offer any praise to him.

the other race in control of ynde are the dark elves, a race of dark skined elves with glowing white (and sometimes red) eyes.

they are also known for their grace, however, dark elves often embrace dark magic, they are a race of style and villiness, but are not barbarians in the sense that they often do not war with others, and mostly focus their cruelty on eachother and those who enter their lands.

the dark elves share the high elves belief in norse mythology in some sense, they do not see Odin or the other gods as gods, and tend to worship loki and the giants, seeing them as true gods.

the dark elves and the high elves stay away from each other, they both have sides of ynde, one is lush and and alive(the high elves side) but the dark elves side is dead and burned, mostly as a resault of neglect and dark magic.

sparke- orc owned lands, sparke is a firey place, once a well populated mountain area, known for its lovely red soil and lovely rivers, a volcano eruption drove the villagers out and sent them to the other side of the human kingdom.

it is east of the gress, and below tungebelegg.

one part of sparke is a firey area with black stone, the ground is cracked and magma can be seen in the ground.

the other side is on a dormant volcano, it is rocky and dead, the stone is gray, it seems as though there are no living things in it, and many advventurers beileve that to be true, until running into the orcs.

sparke became the perfect place to plan an envasion on the humans, and to build camps no one would even go near.

there old city, deep within the firey area, was abandoned 20 years ago when the orcs old warcheif, a giant, was killed thru a combined force of the human, dwarven, gnomish, and elven empires, since then, they've been living underground in the dormant side.

10 years ago a new orcish leader was elected, creating concerns for the human, elven, and dwarven empires.

an expadition was luanched to keep an eye on the orcs, but it has yet to return.

vennlig- minotaur and centaur owned land, vennlig ressembles a desert after a large rain, vennlig even has grass slightly growing from its sand, there is a large Oasis beileved to be filled with tressure in vennlig, guraded by a golden dragon. but so far it is just legend.

vennlig is above ynde, and west of skjære.

the minotaur snd the centaur have sharded the land for more than one thousand years, until recently the two races been thru nothing but peace.

the minotaur are a peaceful, but strong race, with a strong respect for the earth.

the minotaur, originateting in north eastern side of america, fled for a better life, a life away from human owned lands, when entering vennlig, they met the centaur.

the centaur, at the time, were also a peaceful but strong race, who, like the minotaur, had a great respect for the earth.

the two races shared the land with one and other from 997 A.D. to 2003 A.D.

the centaur started to become hostile towards their allies, often firing arrows and insults at anyone who came near their side of vennlig, regardless as to whether they were minotauren or not.

the two races had always had a taste for hunting and fighting, but for some reason the centaur started wanting more, they started wanting to hunt other, smarter races, aswell as more space on the island.

the centaur cheiftan offered the minotaur cheiftan a slice of the land they concured for their support in war.

the minotaur chieftan was disgusted by his offering, even so much as spit on him, after that momment, the centaur put up a wall between both the minotaur's side and the centaur side.

recently, the centaur empire has been threatening the their former allies.

grådighet- goblin owned land, grådighet is a tropical island much much smaller then dyr island itself, it is off the coast of the island, south of sne.

the goblins, a race originating in germany, are a race of overall greed, they are about as tall as dwarves, they have green skin and long, pointy ears.

the gromgar clan, the original clan of goblins in udyr island, came to grådighet in search of gold and untapped resources.

the resources of the island were so great that it split the clan into two sides.

the gromgar caln, led by flyod gromgar is the original clan, half of their members left their group to divid the riches that would be shared.

the gromgar clan is netrual towards all the other races it shares the island with, not caring who they sell to, only that their things get sold.

the fraggletooth clan, the oposing clan, was started by redrum fraggletooth in order to gain spearate profits.

the fraggletooth clan is much more vile then the gromgar clan, they are not only a clan of greed, but a clan of villiany aswell, often stealing gold from villagers or killing miners for the gold they dig up.

recently, the fraggletooth clan as been showing more signs of a desire for conquest and power, and is starting to care less and less about gold.

tungebelegg- panmenneske owned land, tungebelegg is a wild and lovely forest, filled with bamboo trees, it resembles the south east asian part of the world.

it is west of ynde.

the land is owned by the panmenneske, a race of humanoid panda people, the panmenneske are a race of peace and kindness, they attempt to avoid war when possible.

their race originate in china.

recently, the panmenneske are starting to grow concern for the races around them.

skjære- troll and ogre owned lands, skjære is a large and musky swamp, with large trees which have roots that stick out from the ground.

the trolls and the ogres are both native to udyr, and have been bitter rival races since the very first two creatures of each of their races were born on udyr.

the trolls are tall, green (sometimes blue) creatures with claws as sharp as razor blades, they have two horns on their heads and two sharp tusks coming out of their mouths.

the ogres are giant muscluar yellow skinned creatures, the males are known to have one eye and one horn, while felmales are know to have tow eye and tow horns.

there is another race of ogres, known as the magi, they have blue skin and often wear red lines of paint on thier skin, all members of their race dawn two horns and eyes.

thhey have inteligence above that of most other ogres and are masters of magic, but due to this they are despised by their own kind in many parts of the world and are chased into hiding, it is unkown if any magi are in udyr.

recently, the trolls and ogres have come into a pact of peace, rasing concern in other race's elders.

død- undead owned land, was once a part of the great human land, until a great necromancer launched a vicous and brutal attack from his undead army, the area was barred of by an un breakable iron gate.

the necromancer was trapped with his undead army, after 10 years, he fell to a heart attack.

he was revived by his followers upon an altar of darkness.

his skin disolved, his eyes disapeared and were replaced by a green fire.

he became a lich, and now understood the pain of undeath.

unable to cope with what he had discovered he had done, he dawned a dark robe and vowed never to show his face again.

recently, he has been suspected for the growing evil surrounding udyr.

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[finished.]


Posted by homor - April 26th, 2008


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