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homor
Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - March 25th, 2009


http://epicwar.com/maps/89387/

yes i will be updating my blog everytime i add an update to it.


Posted by homor - March 23rd, 2009


http://epicwar.com/maps/89080/

you can now play with 4 people.

2 new bosses.


Posted by homor - March 22nd, 2009


mee and Unearth were at something called a "bases balls" game, or something of the like.

during an event known as the "halph tyhme" me and him went to go get a hot dog.

which reasaulting in this conversation:

oh sorry unearth, it looks like i got the last of the hotdogs.

"YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH"
calm down buddy, its just a hotdog, we can split it!

"IM 14 LIFT 250 POUNDS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS"
250 pound really isn't that much, i mean i kew a guy wh-

"YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST I KICK YOUR ASS NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY"
what if i said "don't kick my ass?" clever huh? see thats what you get with me, i'm great at wit.

"YOUR 5 YOU HAVE NO LIFE"
why would you say i'm 5? i'm standing right here with chin stubble.

"AND CAN'T SAY SHIT"
shit.

haha, i'm on a roll of wit today!

"YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ YOUR MY BITCH"
oh my...

i don't think i'm very comfortable with you coming on this strong man, i'm not homophobic i ju-

"YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU SUCK MY COCK"
oh mercy me!

listen, i'm not ga-

"YOU LITTLE WHORE FUCK BAG IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU SUCK MY COCK"
wow, you know i don't think you'll be in many long lasting relationships being so direct, just a quick warning.

"BITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKSTICK BITCH COMMON YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME"
i've already said no. i'm not gay.

"YOUR A DUMBASS YOU LIKE COCK!"
hwo much clearer can i be to you buddy? i'm not gay.

"YOU JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED HOMOSEXUAL"
ow, that really hurt.

i thought we were just coming here to have fun, eat some hotgods and watch a baseball game, i didn't think you were gonna hit me.

"IM SMARTER IN EVERY WAY BECAUSE IM READY FOR COLLEGE AT MY AGE"
that is quite impressive, but aren't you going to have issues in collage when you use the wrong type of "your" in the wrong context?

"WHICH MEANS YOUR A DUMBASS"
woah, someone just yelled their way out of half a hotdog.

"SO YA KNOW WHAT STFU STFU STFU SUCK MY DICK"
i already told you no.

look, if its that big of a deal you can have the damn hotdog.

"BITCH UNEARTH JUST OWNED YOUR ASS"

are you telling me you would have settled for half?

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...that was stupid.


Posted by homor - March 20th, 2009


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Posted by homor - March 15th, 2009


http://epicwar.com/maps/88292/

fixed the upgrades.

added a new boss.

shrunk file size.


Posted by homor - March 14th, 2009


this is something ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:

"
"funny"
submission: Meet the Spy
date: February 4, 2009
Cute.

I like that, as opposed to trying to get voice actors to attempt to imitate the cast of the game, you instead used actual sounds from the game.
Which is a good idea. I doubt there's too many people online who can do a voice as deep and russian as the Heavy.

Also the whole theme felt like a real "Meet The" with the whole pseudo-interview mixed with scenes of a character doing their thing inter-spliced. Although honestly this is nowhere near good enough for you to need to stick "This ISNT THE REAL ONE GUYS" which is dumb to see there.

Noone is gonna think Valve made this. I mean its 2d for christs sake.

Whoever you got doing the Spy's voice did a good job. The spy doesnt have alot of lines in the game, BUT the voice you chose for the Spy in this, does indeed sound like the character.

So with these factors alone, the characterization and humor in this elevates it above your typical crappy newgrounds video game parody.

The animation in this is rather inconsistent.
It jumps from being funny caricatures of the characters with somewhat sloppy tweened animation (the scene with the sandvich, the scene with the pyro), and then flies into the other end of the spectrum where the animation was more traditional but alot jerkier and alot funnier (the demoman getting stabbed in the neck, the scout running away, etc).
Also, the spy doesnt look much like the spy. With the other characters you managed to capture their faces pretty well. But the spy has a huge nose. Where was his nose man?

WHERE WAS HIS NOSE?
ok im done typing hnnnnnggggg"

the end part is just plain silly, but the rest of the review is great.

THIS is how you should write a review, they're not Youtube comments or any other stupid poop. they're...you know...REVIEWS.

i wanted to post this in my latest topic about bad reviewers, but it was locked. ):


Posted by homor - March 14th, 2009


http://www.epicwar.com/maps/88141/

i made a new version, its better, play it.

Update on my Wc3 Map.


Posted by homor - March 12th, 2009


but i have this Whip!


Posted by homor - March 12th, 2009


i am Larry.

hope you're Larry too.

in other important news.


Posted by homor - March 9th, 2009


so lets all talk about it.

constructive criticism is highly encouraged.

i know the terrain sucks, i suck at terraining.

i made a custom Warcraft 3 map.