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my day with unearth.

Posted by homor - March 22nd, 2009


mee and Unearth were at something called a "bases balls" game, or something of the like.

during an event known as the "halph tyhme" me and him went to go get a hot dog.

which reasaulting in this conversation:

oh sorry unearth, it looks like i got the last of the hotdogs.

"YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH"
calm down buddy, its just a hotdog, we can split it!

"IM 14 LIFT 250 POUNDS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS"
250 pound really isn't that much, i mean i kew a guy wh-

"YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST I KICK YOUR ASS NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY"
what if i said "don't kick my ass?" clever huh? see thats what you get with me, i'm great at wit.

"YOUR 5 YOU HAVE NO LIFE"
why would you say i'm 5? i'm standing right here with chin stubble.

"AND CAN'T SAY SHIT"
shit.

haha, i'm on a roll of wit today!

"YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ YOUR MY BITCH"
oh my...

i don't think i'm very comfortable with you coming on this strong man, i'm not homophobic i ju-

"YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU SUCK MY COCK"
oh mercy me!

listen, i'm not ga-

"YOU LITTLE WHORE FUCK BAG IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU SUCK MY COCK"
wow, you know i don't think you'll be in many long lasting relationships being so direct, just a quick warning.

"BITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKSTICK BITCH COMMON YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME"
i've already said no. i'm not gay.

"YOUR A DUMBASS YOU LIKE COCK!"
hwo much clearer can i be to you buddy? i'm not gay.

"YOU JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED HOMOSEXUAL"
ow, that really hurt.

i thought we were just coming here to have fun, eat some hotgods and watch a baseball game, i didn't think you were gonna hit me.

"IM SMARTER IN EVERY WAY BECAUSE IM READY FOR COLLEGE AT MY AGE"
that is quite impressive, but aren't you going to have issues in collage when you use the wrong type of "your" in the wrong context?

"WHICH MEANS YOUR A DUMBASS"
woah, someone just yelled their way out of half a hotdog.

"SO YA KNOW WHAT STFU STFU STFU SUCK MY DICK"
i already told you no.

look, if its that big of a deal you can have the damn hotdog.

"BITCH UNEARTH JUST OWNED YOUR ASS"

are you telling me you would have settled for half?

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...that was stupid.


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