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"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - March 8th, 2009


there are three types of people in the world of gaming,

1- the people who are good at a game they play instantly and need no practice. (dickheads.)

2- the people who aren't very good (or shitty) at a game and practice with it over and over again until they get good.

3- the people who suck completely and can't fucking play, who have to cheat (me).

if you're number three, this guide is for you!

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tired of that sad face looking at you with such intense pain it could kill a kitten?

need to raise your Medal count quick?

just want to have more medals for the dick of it?

this guide will help you track down and get every Medal that takes little to no effort to get, everyone thats insanely easy.

with time, you'll bulid up a high Medal count on a strong foundation of lies! you ass.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS GUIDE WILL BE UPDATED UPON NEW GAMES WITH MEDALS BEING RELEASED.

---Portal Defenders---

Medal: Exasperated
Worth: 5 points
Description: view the game walkthrough.
how to get it:

Open up the game, wait for it to load, and click on "walkthrough" !

Medal: First Blood
Worth: 5 points
Description: hit your first enemy.
how to get it:

Start the game, run up to an enemy and press "A" !

Medal: Jump Man
Worth: 5 points
Description: Press the jump button to take flight.
how to get it:

while playing, press "S" to jump.

---Alkie Kong 2---

Note: this game is fucking hard, to get a Medal easy you preaty much have to be a bitch. and thats what you are if you're reading this guide anyway, so here we go!

Medal: Code Breaker
Worth: 25 points
Description: enter the super secret Level Code!
how to get it:

Enter this code:

DR0KN

In the code bar in the game's main menu

Note: this is probebly the most rewarding "Easy" Medal so far, but its not even supposed to be easy. still, if you need alot of points to impress your friends and feel like a winner, this is the Medal.

Medal: Rick Rolled
Worth: 5 points
Description: view the credits.
how to:

enter the code above, watch the ending and credits. you did it, its over.

NOTE: Ironicly enough, without the secret code, this is most likely the hardest Medal in the game.

Medal: Worship The Mighty
Worth: 5 points
description: view the highscores.
how to:

open the game, wait for it to load, then click "view high scores".

---Thing Thing Arena 2---

none )':

---Fear Unlimited 2---

none ):<

---Newgrounds Pass---

look up the answers in the review section.

---Deliver That Fulp---

Medal: Just Can't Wait!
Worth: 5 points (and having Dr. House on your Medals.)
Description: ITS A SECRET, SHHHH....
how to:

type "Deliver" at the start menu.

Note: this Medal gives you a picture of Dr.House to swoon over in your Medal screen.

Medal: play again?
Worth: 10 points.
Description: ITS A SECRET, SHHHH....
How to:

type "play again" before you even beat or lose the game.

Medal: XYZZY
Worth: 25 points
Description: ITS A SECRET, SHHHH....
how to:

type "xyzzy" in game.

---Super China Sweatshop Mastar---

none -_-

*NOTE: AT THE TIM E THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN, THE NUMBER OF GAMES WITH MEDALS WAS SMALL, NOW ONLY GAMES WITH EASY MEDALS WILL BE LISTED, NO MORE OF THIS "NONE SMILEY FACE" CRAP.

---Domo Kun's Angry Smashfest---

Medal: Patience
Worth: 5 points
Description: sit through the long ass intro
How to:

do NOTHING until the intro is over.

Medal: Backstory
Worth: 10 points
Description: discover the backstory
How to:

after the intro is over, wait a little bit until a cinematic plays. watch it until its over.

---Stamper's Quest For Fags---

Medal: Anti-Gravity.
Worth: 5 points
Description: press the space bar to jump.
how to:
start the game up and press the space bar to jump.

Medal: Going East
Worth: 5 points
Description: press the left arrow key to move left.
how to:
start the game up and press the left arrow key to move left.

Medal: Going West
Worth: 5 points
Description: press the right arrow key to move right.
how to:
start the game up and press the right arrow key to move right.

---Darnell's Recount---

Medal: DownForwardPunch
Worth: 5 Points
Description: View The Combos Page.
how to:

Pause the game and View The Combos Page.

Medal: Floatin'
Worth: 5 points
Description: Master the fire flip.
how to:

Jump in the air and hold "A"

Medal: Teh Intarn3tz
Worth: 5 points
Description: visit the links page.
how to:

visit the links page.

Medal: The Election
Worth: 5 points
Description: view the intro movie.
how to:

Open the game, wait for it to load, press play, and do nothing else until the movie is over.

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NOTE:
This guide is not written by an expert, but an asshole who takes the easy way out when he can, yet can still get good Medals when he puts effort into it.

This is NOT a gudie on how to get every Medal on every game, just the insanely easy ones.

This isn't meant to be a guide to help you with Medals you're stuck on, just point out the Medals that take no effort.


Posted by homor - March 6th, 2009


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Posted by homor - March 6th, 2009


it looks like it.

WoW meets Chowder?


Posted by homor - March 5th, 2009


are not in any way related to this post.

CHOCOLATE RAIN, CHRIS CROCKER, TANKMEN, PICO, TOM FULP, LICH KING, 4CHAN, SCARLET CRUSADE, AND TOMPKINS


Posted by homor - March 5th, 2009


Dr. Tran and Pals launch an adventure into the world of captailism! but what happens when an old man is thrown into the antics?

Dr. Tran -

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Fat Friend-

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Leland-

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Posted by homor - March 3rd, 2009


are they good for anything or are they just for fun? whats up with that?


Posted by homor - February 28th, 2009


Nerd Attack Theme-

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Bully Attack Theme-

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Prep Attack Theme-

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Greaser Attack Theme-

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Jock Attack Theme-

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Townie Attack Theme-

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Final Showdown-

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Posted by homor - February 25th, 2009


Whooo!
La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La (3x)
(Rock And Roll)
Rock And Roll Gangster
(Rock And Roll Gangster, Rock And Roll Gangster)
Rock And Roll Man
La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La (2x)

Rock And Roll Gangster
(Rock And Roll Gangster)
Yeah Yeah Yeah (2x)
Rock And Roll Man
La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La
Rock And Roll

You're Living Your Life
In A Glass Cage
The Newspaper's Dead On Life
The Things Say And Do Won't Stay
(They Say It's All Wrong, They Say It's All Wrong, They Say It's All Wrong, No No)

Your Influence On Today's Youth
They Say It's All Wrong
(They It's All Wrong, They Say It's All Wrong, You're Coming On Too Strong)
Is That Why Every Word You Utter
As A Million Said It, Kicks On

Rock And Roll Gangster
(Rock And Roll Gangster, Rock And Roll Gangster)
Rock And Roll Man
La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La (2x)

Rock And Roll Gangster
(Rock And Roll Gangster)
Yeah Yeah Yeah (2x)
Rock And Roll Man
La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La
Rock And Roll

Turquoise Gleaming Youth Is Screaming
White Limosines Waiting At The Gate
(Don't Be Late, No No)

5 Minutes To Showtime
Somebody Yells
Aww, But That's Cool
The Gangster Is Never Late
(The Gangster's Cool, He Ain't No Fool, No No)
As The Moment Arrives And You Walk On Stage
The Power Of 20 Thousand Fans Feels Good
(Sure Feels Good, Yeah Yeah)
Cause In That Pause You Know They Know
That The Gangster Is The Rock And Roll Robbin Hood

Rock And Roll Gangster
(Rock And Roll Gangster, Rock And Roll Gangster)
Rock And Roll Man
La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La (2x)
Rock And Roll Gangster
(Rock And Roll Gangster)

Yeah Yeah Yeah (2x)
Rock And Roll Man
La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La
Rock And Roll
La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La (2x)
Oooh-Weee!
Rock And Roll

You Can Live You Can Live You Can Live Your Life
Anyway You Want To
But Rock And Roll
Is Here To Stay
You Can Stay You Can Stay Away Away
For Days And Days For Days And Days
Oh Oh Oh Rock And Roll Is Here Today

Every Man
With A Plan
To Change The Youth And Are The Man
He's The Gangster Of Rock And Roll
Go Ahead
Hear What I Said
You Can Be The Gangster

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Posted by homor - February 22nd, 2009


I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come dance this silence down through the morning
Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances
Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
I want to be someone who believes

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely

I will paint my picture
Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray
All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful
Grey is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a gray guitar and play

Mr. Jones and me look into the future
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you.
Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me."
Standing in the spotlight
I bought myself a gray guitar
When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely

I want to be a lion
Everybody wants to pass as cats
We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for thatBelieve in me because I don't believe in anything
and I want to be someone to believe

Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio
Yeah we stare at the beautiful women
"She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me."
I want to be Bob Dylan
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be

Mr. Jones and me staring at the video
When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me
We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why and we don't know how
But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be
Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars..

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Posted by homor - February 21st, 2009


ranges from cute to freaky.

i love it all.

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