there are three types of people in the world of gaming,
1- the people who are good at a game they play instantly and need no practice. (dickheads.)
2- the people who aren't very good (or shitty) at a game and practice with it over and over again until they get good.
3- the people who suck completely and can't fucking play, who have to cheat (me).
if you're number three, this guide is for you!
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tired of that sad face looking at you with such intense pain it could kill a kitten?
need to raise your Medal count quick?
just want to have more medals for the dick of it?
this guide will help you track down and get every Medal that takes little to no effort to get, everyone thats insanely easy.
with time, you'll bulid up a high Medal count on a strong foundation of lies! you ass.
PLEASE NOTE: THIS GUIDE WILL BE UPDATED UPON NEW GAMES WITH MEDALS BEING RELEASED.
---Portal Defenders---
Medal: Exasperated
Worth: 5 points
Description: view the game walkthrough.
how to get it:
Open up the game, wait for it to load, and click on "walkthrough" !
Medal: First Blood
Worth: 5 points
Description: hit your first enemy.
how to get it:
Start the game, run up to an enemy and press "A" !
Medal: Jump Man
Worth: 5 points
Description: Press the jump button to take flight.
how to get it:
while playing, press "S" to jump.
---Alkie Kong 2---
Note: this game is fucking hard, to get a Medal easy you preaty much have to be a bitch. and thats what you are if you're reading this guide anyway, so here we go!
Medal: Code Breaker
Worth: 25 points
Description: enter the super secret Level Code!
how to get it:
Enter this code:
DR0KN
In the code bar in the game's main menu
Note: this is probebly the most rewarding "Easy" Medal so far, but its not even supposed to be easy. still, if you need alot of points to impress your friends and feel like a winner, this is the Medal.
Medal: Rick Rolled
Worth: 5 points
Description: view the credits.
how to:
enter the code above, watch the ending and credits. you did it, its over.
NOTE: Ironicly enough, without the secret code, this is most likely the hardest Medal in the game.
Medal: Worship The Mighty
Worth: 5 points
description: view the highscores.
how to:
open the game, wait for it to load, then click "view high scores".
---Thing Thing Arena 2---
none )':
---Fear Unlimited 2---
none ):<
---Newgrounds Pass---
look up the answers in the review section.
---Deliver That Fulp---
Medal: Just Can't Wait!
Worth: 5 points (and having Dr. House on your Medals.)
Description: ITS A SECRET, SHHHH....
how to:
type "Deliver" at the start menu.
Note: this Medal gives you a picture of Dr.House to swoon over in your Medal screen.
Medal: play again?
Worth: 10 points.
Description: ITS A SECRET, SHHHH....
How to:
type "play again" before you even beat or lose the game.
Medal: XYZZY
Worth: 25 points
Description: ITS A SECRET, SHHHH....
how to:
type "xyzzy" in game.
---Super China Sweatshop Mastar---
none -_-
*NOTE: AT THE TIM E THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN, THE NUMBER OF GAMES WITH MEDALS WAS SMALL, NOW ONLY GAMES WITH EASY MEDALS WILL BE LISTED, NO MORE OF THIS "NONE SMILEY FACE" CRAP.
---Domo Kun's Angry Smashfest---
Medal: Patience
Worth: 5 points
Description: sit through the long ass intro
How to:
do NOTHING until the intro is over.
Medal: Backstory
Worth: 10 points
Description: discover the backstory
How to:
after the intro is over, wait a little bit until a cinematic plays. watch it until its over.
---Stamper's Quest For Fags---
Medal: Anti-Gravity.
Worth: 5 points
Description: press the space bar to jump.
how to:
start the game up and press the space bar to jump.
Medal: Going East
Worth: 5 points
Description: press the left arrow key to move left.
how to:
start the game up and press the left arrow key to move left.
Medal: Going West
Worth: 5 points
Description: press the right arrow key to move right.
how to:
start the game up and press the right arrow key to move right.
---Darnell's Recount---
Medal: DownForwardPunch
Worth: 5 Points
Description: View The Combos Page.
how to:
Pause the game and View The Combos Page.
Medal: Floatin'
Worth: 5 points
Description: Master the fire flip.
how to:
Jump in the air and hold "A"
Medal: Teh Intarn3tz
Worth: 5 points
Description: visit the links page.
how to:
visit the links page.
Medal: The Election
Worth: 5 points
Description: view the intro movie.
how to:
Open the game, wait for it to load, press play, and do nothing else until the movie is over.
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NOTE:
This guide is not written by an expert, but an asshole who takes the easy way out when he can, yet can still get good Medals when he puts effort into it.
This is NOT a gudie on how to get every Medal on every game, just the insanely easy ones.
This isn't meant to be a guide to help you with Medals you're stuck on, just point out the Medals that take no effort.
