do anything for dethklok!
do anything for dethklok!
do anything for dethklok!
do anything for dethklok!
do anything for dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
I'll
Teach you
Who
Rock
Dethklok! Dethklok!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Taller than a tree
Toki Wartooth
Not a bumblebee
William Murderface Murderface Murderface
Pickles the Drummer
Doodily doo, ding dong doodily doodily doo
Nathan Explosion!
-----
There are no fingerprints
Deep under water
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain
You need your
Knives, check.
Rope, check.
Dagger, check.
Chains, check.
Rocks check.
Laser beams, check.
Acid, check.
Body bag, check!
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
But beware
For when you quench your blood thirst
Others will seek
Vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead
They'll have their
Shiv check,
pipe check,
hammer check
Axe check,
subject check
Location check,
desire check,
Vengeance check
Hold your breath swim and strain
Smell the death can't escape
Blood will cloud drift away
Attract the murders of Mermaids
It's so cold they all know
What you've done you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts drank their blood
Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by Mermaids
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
Swords check, saws check,
Clubs check, claws check,
Hatred check, anger check,
Mermaid check, murder check!
MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!
MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!
Your life was ended by mermaids
-------
We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep One day we will all go into the water
Go into the water live there die there
live there die
We reject our earthly fires
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on
We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize
And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts Our home is down here,
and we've known this for years
We must conquer from the sea,
we build an army with water steeds
We'll rise,
from our depths
down below Release yourselves,
drown with me We will conquer land with water
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim
and swim
on
We swim on
We swim on
-------
Musta-
Krakish
Musta-
Krakish
The Time has come to awaken him...
I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld
to bring forth this beast and...
Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken
Take the land that must be taken
Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken
Devour worlds smite forsaken
Rise up from your thousand year-old
sleep
Break forth from your grave eternally
I command you to rise
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
I'm the conjurer of Demons
I'm the Father of your DEATH
I bring forth the ancient evil
I control his every breath
I instigate your misfortune
With the birth of killing trolls
I awaken Armageddon
Feeding on a thousand souls
Awaken/Awaken/Awaken/Awaken
Mustakrakish Musta- Mustakrakish
Musta-
Mustakrakish Musta- Mustrakrakish
Musta-
Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken
Take the land that must be taken
Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken
Devour worlds smite forsaken
Rise up from your thousand year old
sleep
Break forth from your grave eternally
Weak will die and land will all be burned
Mustakrakish king and DETH to worlds
I command you to rise
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
RISE
And Awaken
--------
You've been targeted in the night
By violent Mercenaries
Your identity's been confused
With one that looks like you
You're a simple man living life
You are an electrician
But there's a bounty on your head
A thousand unmarked traveler's checks
Run
Find your way deep into the woods
The dogs can smell your path
Try to find your way out of this
There seems to be no chance
Bounty hunters closer to you
Start to remember back
When you studied biology
Back in your high school class
Wait now, what did they say?
About the human body and
Proportions of things
Blood is an energy conductor
"i am full of that all I need is an outlet"
They're getting closer
But now you have a plan
Lead them to the generator
Where there's solid land
The concrete floor will do just fine
And electric outlets
Open up your veins and splash the blood
And hit the power-lines
BLOODROCUTED
BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED right NOW
Enemies stand dead in your path
The smell of cooking skin
All of them with their hair on end
Their eyes exploded in
You stand with your arms bleeding still
You cannot stop the flow
Though you are the victor tonight
Your time has come to GO
Your time has come to GO
Wait now, what did they say?
About the human body and
Proportions of things
Blood is an energy conductor
"i am full of that all I need is an outlet"
BLOODROCUTED
BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED
You'll be BLOODROCUTED right NOW
-------
Trapped inside a box Four long years Hiding from the world Punished by your peers
Studied teachers words Earned a piece of paper No go forth and start
Go forth Be conquered
Go Forth and Die
Now you've graduated Mind is mutilated Thrust into the world Feeling segregated Move in with your parents Back into the dark Landed where you started Bachelor of Arts
The learning starts now... Open up your textbooks and turn to the Chapter concerning your DETH
Night sky Bleeds red Black birds Bring DEATH
You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying
Go die
Go die
Go die go!
Now you're sad and frightened Want to go and hide Maybe get your masters Eight more years inside Dream of your own murder Strangled by the IVY Drown in student loans Better off just dying
Go Die
Go Die
You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying
Go Forth Be conquered
Go forth and die
Go forth be conquered
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
-----
You people out there give us something more than just record sales You give us something to hate And we hate you, you brainless mutants
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
You hunched and blinded mutants Living in chat rooms You masturbate on the sheets Your mothers clean for you
You have lined my pockets Overflowed with gold You're living with your parents And you're 35 years old
You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks
Transfer you like money To a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse buy And zero you all out
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
You sad and putrid losers Complaining on the couch Think you're fucking better than us?' You can't leave your house
Deluded little maggots Fold your arms and frown Go to work and make me money Before I put you down
You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks
Transfer you like money To a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse buy And zero you all out
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
Hate
I would like to get some sleep But you keep buying all our things My overhead is way too deep For us to not make all these things
It's way too cynical, you see? Hating what's supporting me I am not you, I thank the gods And if I were, I'd die like dogs
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
DIE!
You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks
Transfer you like money To a swiss account Spend you an on impulse buy And zero you all out
You're a credit card That I will defile Every time I max you out I get a thousand miles
You're a brand new car That I do not need Wrap you round a telephone pole Shrug it off and leave
Just follow me... Down the elevator... Through the gates... down the stairs... Just keep on walking... through the hallway...
Now open the door...
Go forth and die
-----
War has been declared We are forced to fight Take lives of my men My Kingdom falls this night
You conquer with your serpent And it's scales of molten steel
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
Castles lay in ruin Carcasses ignite Bretheren's heads on posts But still I must fight
I conjure with my fury A masterful decree
I will build a beast That will conquer you Built of metal gears Spears to run you through
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
Now go seek devour Inject your poison And take their lives away
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
BETTER METAL SNAKE
It's gonna take your life tonight Mechanical reptilian might Shed it's metal skin and destroy It's such a better METAL SNAKE
-------
Riding, and riding, we search across the land
The snow, and wind, has frozen hearts of man
But we ride
We ride
Many days ago we left our homes With swords to ride into the night
Fighting side by side to destroy our foes And leave them without life
We stop, consider the land that we travelled
Our map's at home, direction unravelled
But we ride
We ride
Many days ago we left our homes With swords to ride into the night
Fighting side by side to destroy our foes And leave them without life
So much time has passed since we left our land That we've become concerned
And we'll never find the battle That we should have fought and won
But we
won't
stop
searching
Lost
but still
we ride
Search
until
we die
We ride
We ride
Hungry and tired the frigid plain yeilds little We trudge on further,
eating pride and snow that's brittle
We ride
We ride
We come upon a witch who takes us in To let us share her mighty fire
She asks of us our story and we lie and say We ride around for hire
She asks us if we'd like to have her map And points us in some direction
But we are far too proud and strong so we keep silent And ignore
her
sug
gestion
Lost but still we ride
Search until
we die
All the fault of pride
The gods weep in the night
Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
All the fault of pride
The gods weep in the night
We ride
We ride
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Ride...
Ride...
Ride...
Ride...
Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...
Revenge...
Revenge...
Revenge...
Thunder...
Horse...
Thunder...
Horse...
Thunder...
Horse...
Thunder...
Horse...
Thunder, Thunder...
Thunder, Thunder, Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...
Horse...
Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...
----
Punch your card 'cause your working day has started
and you're pushing hard for employee of the month
You got your tools of business
and They're bloodied by your clients
and You're off to work with your Briefcase full of guts
Door to door you are searching for a buyer
Who will take the terms of your policy
You got an invitation to their living room
You're gonna demonstrate your products privately
You know that
I'm an employee I have a degree
I'll fulfill your needs
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top Best
one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream
I'll divide you into pieces
Sell them back and raise the price
Make a profit off your interests
You'll increase my sales tonight
I will increase Productivity
I must increase Productivity
A.B.K.
A.B.K.
A.B.K.
A.B.K.
(Always Be Killing)
I'm an employee I have a degree
I'll fulfill your needs
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top Best
one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream
-----
Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother...
That thing was YOU
YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream did she cry?
Only those that are born are the ones that Get to die
One more year closer to dying Rotting organs
ripping grinding Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence
Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun
One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year
RSVP PLEASE
For the DEATH of thee
You have little time
And you're running
out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing
One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DEATHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing
RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time
And you're running out of life
DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY
RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
------
I fly a gigantic monster,
I am captain evil stopper,
I get to wear big black helmets,
I pilot the hatredcopter!
I fly the beast made of steel,
Thick knives that cut the night,
Gas tank is filled with vengeance,
Machine-guns shooting spite,
Can't find the thing that makes this,
Thing take a hard turn right,
I follow where it leads me,
Blind bats with wings of might,
You, will most likely die,
By the hands of my arm,
When I come and fly and take off your face,
With the front of my hatredcopter,
[scream]
I fly a gigantic monster,
I am captain evil stopper,
I get to wear big black helmets,
I pilot the hatredcopter!
I fly the hatredcopter,
I'm going to hunt you down,
I get paid lots of money,
For all the bountys found,
Can't seem to find the button,
That turns the radar on,
Can't work the hatredcopter,
the hunt for you is done,
I, am likely to find,
For my falure to fly,
That I will be fired
for not killing you,
Cause that is my job,
Hatredcopter,
You, will most likely die,
By the hands of my arm,
When I come and fly and take off your face,
With the front of my hatredcopter,
[guitar solo]
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
Hatredcoptor
-----
Born of evil in a fiery volcano
On a mutilated mission
to inflict Merciless pain
Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH
She's concocted your murder
And you've lost all your defenses
She was summoned by the Ancient wizards
To carry demon children
in the Poisonous flood Day of her conception
the prophecy Was written
On the scrotum of a wizard in his Testicle blood
Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON
Eyes they will go blind If looked beyond Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON
Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse crushing the human race
Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON
Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse KILLING the human race
-----
I am be dangerous
now Not me hurt
When stairs fell down Be pushed by you
Me hit head
Me nose broke
Soon you be dead
Soon you be dead
So strong my face is
you punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be angerous now
You throwing rock at me Hit eye
and it no hurt me
I'm strong
You're not
You're not
I'm making time for fighting
I'm clearing time for hitting
We'll meet and I will beat you
Our schedules permitting
I pick out fighting outfit
Don't want my pants too tight
Need clothes to breath to beat you
You'll be beaten down tonight
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
That's right
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
That's right
You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you drown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history
Feel my fist On your face
You hate this I feel great
One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight
So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be furious now Y
ou say the bad word at me
You pull string and trip me
I fall down
You run
You run
I am making time for fighting
I think it's time to beat you
I think it's good decision
That I destroy and teach you
You put on very fast shoes
And try to run away
I'm very strong
and last though
You're going down today
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
That's right
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
That's right
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
That's right
You're so fucking weak
I'm so fucking strong
That's right
------
I want to keep my money
And give away absolutely nothing
To the government who moderates my spending
And obliterates depending on the time of the year
brutality is near
in the form of income tax
I'd rather take a fucking axe
to my face, blow up this place
with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute
If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year
I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant
I'd rather you be dead
I'd rather you be dead
Prepare the laser-beam
I'm gonna use it tonight
Engage the laser-beam
It's gonna end your life
I'm gonna use it tonight
If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year
I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant
I'd rather you be dead
-----
(Nathan Explosion) Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee? From the hills of Colombia?
The Duncan Hills will wake you From a thousand deaths A cup of Blackened Blood (Die, die) You're dying for a cup
Guatemalan blend Ethiopian French vanilla roast (Die die) You're dying for a cup
Prepare for ultimate flavor You're gonna get some-- NOW! And scream for your cream
(Skwisgaar Skwigelf guitar solo)
Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Coffee!
-----
Time lies trapped inside
Dark minds concubines
Blood Ocean
Crickets cry shriek the night
Trapped ticks rule the mind
Blood Ocean
The land's coagulated
And my mind's incinerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls of correlated
Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated
Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed
Blood Ocean
Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed
Blood Ocean
The land's coagulated
And my mind's incinerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls of correlated
Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated
You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood
Cracked smile flees the fight
Dark Riders spaced the sight
BLOOD OCEAN
Tamed torch teels the tight
Mamed morch sqeals the smite
BLOOD OCEAN
Identity is slated
And my pantry is deplated
But my hand husk has been crated
For my families all have fainted
And they sink but are not sated
And the screech of homeless hated
And I know the nameless mated
On the tip of frigid fated
I know who you are
I know who you are
You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood
-----
Here comes a soul collecting train
of Murder comin'
It longs to take your putrid blackened
soul away from you
Your face will leave you rotting
head lying in the early morning
Your guts will leave your corpse
Your spine will break and crack in two
It cannot be stopped
The train is fueled by chopped
Bodies filled with sorrow
There is no tormorrow
Ticket is your life
Ended by a knife
Called the MURDERTRAIN
Eternity of pain
Oh Yeah, you know what
I am talking about
There is no escape but DETH
Your life is just MURDERTRAIN
A COMIN'
Hey Skwisgaar. (Yeah?) NOW PLAY ME SOME BLUES! YEAH!
(Here goe Nothing!)
(guitar solo)
( I've never beens so depressed as my life right nows! I reallys likes to plays them blues! How 'bout a little bit of this? Oh yeah! You knows it! YEAH!)
[Johnson]
Well howdy boys. (Hey looks it's Mashed Potatoes Johnson.)
(Hey dude, Mashed Potatoe Johnson.)
Hi boys, I thought you might have forgotten about good old Mashed Potatoe Johnson.
(Dude, no way!)
I've been listenin' to your playing, Skwisgaar, and I think you might have forgotten a couple of lessons about them blues.
(Sos, who cares?)
Now listen to this. (plays on acoustic guitar) Ohh Yeah yeah budubudah!
(Ha the Granspas Guitars!)
(The grandspas guitars!)
I say HEY I got them blues, and I'm Mashed Potatoe Johnson, Oh yeah! All right boys, you know what you're doing, I'm gonna let myself outta here. Dethklok rules!
[Nathan]
OHHHH! Here comes a soul collecting train
of Murder comin'
It longs to take your putrid blackened
soul away from you
Your face will leave you rotting
head lying in the early morning
Your guts will leave your corpse
Your spine will break and crack in two
It cannot be stopped
The train is fueled by chopped
Bodies filled with sorrow
There is no tormorrow
Ticket is your life
Ended by a knife
Called the MURDERTRAIN
Eternity of pain
(Hey, was that Mashed Potatoe Johnson back there?)
(Yeah, it was.)
(I should have said hi.)
(Yeah.)
There is no escape but DETH
Your life is just MURDERTRAIN
A COMIN'
[Johnson]
That was the most depressing thing I ever heard in my entire life! Good work boys!
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don't want to have to kill you They'll find out and I will feel blue Like to take all the skin off your face
Like to smash out all your brains with a vase Wish I could be a fly in your head Lay my eggs that will rise from the dead
Ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah
I don' want to have to hide you It's so cold that I'll get the flu
Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na
I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to
Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na
I don't want to have to eat you I won't fit into my swim suit
You've got so much flesh on top your bones You could cause a bloody big cyclone Grab a lance smash it straight through your ribs Splash the blood onto my baby's bib
Make a mess dripping crimson and bone Break your lace with a stale Ice cream cone Make a mess dripping crimson and bone Ice cream cone
I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to
-----
Tragedy goes away Hate filled rage Takes the stage
But you're neutuered In the night Blinded by the bite Irony and spine Sarcastic delight Live to die on scape Driven by the rage Hating your own face Comedic disgrace
Hatredy Hatredy
Stand before the jury Die in flames of fury Comedy is deth Hatredy
Step into the spotlight Laughter is a deth-right Crash and burn in horror
Make them squirm Want to leave After they buy their drinks
I hate this audience Regardless of applaudience Like to take you away Burn you in piles of hate
I hear the talent here Sit dull and so full of fear I'll beat you all to the punch With an axe and a hack to the guts
I'll take the microphone stand Run it through your neck Cut off both your hands
Is this thing even fucking on Are you fucking deaf Or just too scared to run
Please take my wife Please take my wife Then I'll take your hide Then I'll fuck your wife Just a fucking joke No it's kinda not There's a little truth In every single shot
Fueled by hate Await your fate Your time has come To die on stage
It's funny Because it's not
It's funny Because it's not
It's funny Because it's not
It's funny Because it's not Because it's not Because it's not
Fueled by hate Await your fate Your time has come To die on stage
Fueled by hate Fueled by hate Your time has come To die on stage Die Die Die
-----
Underwater friends
You are my underwater underwater friends
Yeah, you're my best friends
now let's all cheer
YOU GOTTA COME DOWN HERE
ONCE A YEAR!
Yeah, i just peed into the liquid oxygen
i breathes my own pee
It tastes like coffee
'Cause I had some f 'ing coffee before
I comes down here, to say, you are my
Underwater, Underwater, Underwater Friends...
-----
Ooh! C'mon, girls!
Rock all day
Sniff that line
Roll that money
No more clowning around for you!
Got it bad?
Then get some blow
They say it's gonna snow
Put cool white christmas up my nose!
I ain't no weatherman, don't know if it's gonna rain
'Cause I'm a rock 'n' roll clown, I do a lot of cocaine
One of these days they're gonna take me away
'Cause I'm Dr. Rockso, and I do cocaine!
Huh? What's that, Judge?
Oh, why is my nose bleeding?
Oh, well, you see, I... I fell down.
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i wish i had a granpas gutiar.
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