for the new parody movie "meet the spartans!"

"If you part ways with $12 for a ticket to see this thing -- you're barking mad."
-liz braun

"You could teach a college course on what not to do in a comedy by showing Meet the Spartans"
-Kevin Carr

"It should be called Meet the Bodily Fluids."
-Josh Larsen

"Lazy, lame and painfully unfunny. "
-joe leydon

"It's mind-boggling to imagine that this witless, amateurish mess came from supposedly professional writers and directors"
-Frank Lovece

"meet the spartans only succeeds at being a commercial for idiocy"
-Michael Ferraro

"It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed."
-Adam Graham

"Meet the Spartans -- a Xerox of absolute zero "
-adam nayman

"Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are agents of Satan himself"
-brian orndorf

"Meet the Spartans isn't the worst film I've ever seen"
-Mark Pfeiffer