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homor
Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - June 21st, 2008


face it, doctors are one of the most important parts of society today.

hell, without a doctor, you'd probebly never be born, or dead now.

thats why i choose to honor this post to all the hard working men and wemon of the medicial world.
dr.feelgood

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dr.worm

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dr.dick

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dr.tran

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and dr.probe.

ode to doctors.


Posted by homor - June 21st, 2008


jimmy could kick cluade speed's ass in a fist fight.

no really, the fighting system in GTA3 is awful, and vice city isn't much better, SA is a little better but liberity city stories goes back down a peg, i've never played vice city stories so i can't say anything about him.


Posted by homor - June 21st, 2008


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Posted by homor - June 18th, 2008


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Posted by homor - June 17th, 2008


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Posted by homor - June 17th, 2008


----Stories----
- story i'm writing will undergo a name change from "the rise of a halfling" to simply "halfling". [X]

- stories to undergo possible spell checking. [--]

- Chapter four in the works.

- feel slight intrest in writing alien invasion story. [--]

- adding none Halfling stories to Halfling index. [--]

----funny links page----

- possiblity to add more links. [X]

- possibilty to add funny links page to Half-ling index. [-]

----rants----
- rant on people who complain about Youtube flash stealing in works.

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keep in mind many of these proimes might not be kept.

not that you care, you don't even read this thing, you just tune in and out.

note:

[-] = canned.
[--] = postponed.
[X] = finished.


Posted by homor - June 16th, 2008


ganon killed the faces of evil and the king.

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Posted by homor - June 15th, 2008


does whatever an iron can.

kickin' ass.

takin' names

shoots the bad guys

up in flames

look out, he is the iron man.

tony stark

tony stark

had a really b-ad heart

made himself

a fancy suit

now he gives

bad guys the boot

look out

he is the iron man.

when he saves
the day
the people say hooray

and you know
in your heart
that he rocks
'cause hes

tony stark

look oooouuuuuuttttttt

he is the iron

maaaaannnnnnnnnn.


Posted by homor - June 14th, 2008


its time i started putting this blog to good use!

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HEEEEEEYYYYYY FLAPJACK!

COME WITH ME AND WE'LL GO AND SEE

A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND

WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ITS SAFER AT THE DOCKS!

BUT THERE ANIT' NO STREAMS OF SODA POP

DRIPPING DOWN THE ROCKS

ITS DANGEROUS AND RISKY!

BUT ADVENTUREUS AND FREE!

ADVENTURE THATS THE LIFE FOR ME!

THERES LOLLY POP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA!

doesen't sound very good to me.

THE MIS-ADVENTURES OF

FLAPJACK!

enough of this shit.


Posted by homor - June 10th, 2008


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