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"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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Posted by homor - April 22nd, 2009


hello gentle reader, and welcome to my semi-new-always-planned-never-really-d one-untill-now-series on all things that are internet.

what kind of videos do you think of when you hear "youtube"?

do you think of the original scripted content like smosh?

do you think of people whining on their webcameras?

do you think of people doing stupid stunts or microwaving shit?

do you think of stolen crap?

or do you think of youtube poop?

well gentle reader, you may not know this, but there is another side of youtube, a much more low quaility stupider side, a side that until now has been hidden in the shadows of low view counts.

well tonight gentle viewer, i shall say "no more!" and i will expose this darker, cheaper side for what it truly is!

prepare yourself beloved reader, this is:

THE OTHER CORNER OF YOUTUBE!

first of, let me start with a horid video i posted a while ago on this very blog, this video shows what this corner of youtube is ALLLLLL about.

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both times i posted this MASTERPIECE WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE I'M BEING IRONIC i was told to fuck just about everything.

now in normal conversation this would be rude, but in this case, it is but the one proper response to a video so horid.

also notice how biased the fight is in Homer's favour, in an actual WWE fight outside wrestler's and guns wouldn't be allowed. but in our gentle video Author's world, anything is allowed, so long as it gives Homer Simpson the advantage.

the very first example of bias can be seen when Peter Enters the ring, a stick figure in the crowd hold up a sign reading "Peter sucks" and is merely left alone, however later in the video when another oddly thin crowd member holds up a sign insulting Homer, Homer turns into the hulk and kills him.

also notice that Homer does not turn into the hulk until he is insulted, because in our gentle Author's mind, being in a brutal fight isn't enough to rasie a level of tension or anger to become the hulk, but a petty crowd insult is. such is the simple mind of the author of our gentle video.

our next video is a nice little one simply know as "homer kill elmo"
you might think "homer KILLS elmo" would be a better fitting title, but turst me, watch this video but ONCE, and you'll know its a VERY fitting title for this video.

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you'll notice this video does not actually show the action of Homer killing Elmo, but merely plays what appears to be the sound of such actions, along with a slideshow of poorly taken screen shots.

and this:

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words are lost.

and now our last little feature tonight, a little gem know as "Spongebob Saw"

think its going to be scary? or funny? well no, its not.

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i'm not actually sure what i can say to do this video justice, i mean just look at the animation.

no i mean look at it.

look at it.

LOOK AT IT.

LOOK AT IT.

there, now that you've given a good, painful look, notice how poor the animation is, how things look cutted and pasted at times? how the speech bubbles...pointy things don't sync up with the rest of them? how they look like they were just added on?

also notice how there aren't really any jokes, so much as cursing and scenes taken DIRECTLY DROM THE MOVIE SAW.

also notice how our gentle Author cannot spell, and also from the looks of his descriptiom: "spongebob is ungrateful to be alive,he deserve to die playing jigsaw's game " he can't speak proper English either.

now this video is just bearly on this side of youtube, because its view count is 2,487,963 and rising.
still have faith in youtube after reading that? the video is rated 4 and a half stars, oh, and to make matters worse, it was voted on 4,089 times.

and to add on to that sad fact, this video has a sequal. and six responses.

to spare you your sanity, those will not be played tonight, oh gentle reader, but prehaps one day, Jigsaw will make you either have to watch these videos, or gouge your own eyes out, now maybe they aren't SO bad that you should have to loose your eyes instead of seeing them, but either way, you're going to have quite the unpleasnt experience.

now my child, you have seen another side of youtube, but this is not all, there is much, much more to this world of MSpaint editing and WMM animation.

why don't you give a look around this corner, see what can be found?

Homor Versus the Internet: the other corner of youtube.


Posted by homor - April 19th, 2009


its amazing how when music is slowed down, you can see the art and beauty of it more clearly.

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Posted by homor - April 16th, 2009


http://epicwar.com/maps/92215/

this is probably the last update.

CONTENTS:

4 players, each given 3 heroes at the beginning of the game.
several custom models.
2 custom races.
6 bosses.
2 easter eggs, can you find them?
a cheat system allowing special heroes to be summoned.

and its open source. so its all good, don't like it? fix it.


Posted by homor - April 13th, 2009


Wizard people, dear reader. thats how i say hello now.

if you watch the Nostalgia Critic like i do, you may have seen hos review of a little gem called, "TITANIC, THE LEGEND GOES ON."

if not, here it is:

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Part 2:

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have you ever thought to yourself "it can't be as bad as he makes it look, it must not be that bad."

well, heres the full movie, in all its inconsitent, imporbable, and downright stupid glory.

this is a little gift from me to you, to say "thanks a whole fucking lot for never touching my fucking blog ever."

first of all, let me give you an idea about what this movies ALLLLLLL about.

no, this part is not edited, this is how the scene actually plays out:

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if you're stupid enough to still want to watch the movie after that trash fest, lets continue into the bowls of hell:

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and the final part-

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great, now that you've seen that, may i ask WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? WHY DID YOU NEED TO SEE THAT? WERE THE NOSTALIGA CRITIC'S WARNINGS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH? AW FUCK YOU.

see you next time, and remember: Wizard people, dear reader.


Posted by homor - April 12th, 2009


holy fucking shit.

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Posted by homor - April 9th, 2009


yep, they're real.

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Posted by homor - April 8th, 2009


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Posted by homor - April 8th, 2009


i have way too much fun doing this.

hey look, another fake yugioh card.


Posted by homor - April 8th, 2009


i admit it.

i fucking love Yu-gi-oh.

and WoW.

Fake yugioh cards episode episode 5: the more i do this, the more i embarrass myself.


Posted by homor - April 8th, 2009


theres also nothing instantly funny about this one. its just me being sad.

Fake yu-gi-oh cards episode 4: nerd alert!