hello gentle reader, and welcome to my semi-new-always-planned-never-really-d one-untill-now-series on all things that are internet.

what kind of videos do you think of when you hear "youtube"?

do you think of the original scripted content like smosh?

do you think of people whining on their webcameras?

do you think of people doing stupid stunts or microwaving shit?

do you think of stolen crap?

or do you think of youtube poop?

well gentle reader, you may not know this, but there is another side of youtube, a much more low quaility stupider side, a side that until now has been hidden in the shadows of low view counts.

well tonight gentle viewer, i shall say "no more!" and i will expose this darker, cheaper side for what it truly is!

prepare yourself beloved reader, this is:

THE OTHER CORNER OF YOUTUBE!

first of, let me start with a horid video i posted a while ago on this very blog, this video shows what this corner of youtube is ALLLLLL about.

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both times i posted this MASTERPIECE WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE I'M BEING IRONIC i was told to fuck just about everything.

now in normal conversation this would be rude, but in this case, it is but the one proper response to a video so horid.

also notice how biased the fight is in Homer's favour, in an actual WWE fight outside wrestler's and guns wouldn't be allowed. but in our gentle video Author's world, anything is allowed, so long as it gives Homer Simpson the advantage.

the very first example of bias can be seen when Peter Enters the ring, a stick figure in the crowd hold up a sign reading "Peter sucks" and is merely left alone, however later in the video when another oddly thin crowd member holds up a sign insulting Homer, Homer turns into the hulk and kills him.

also notice that Homer does not turn into the hulk until he is insulted, because in our gentle Author's mind, being in a brutal fight isn't enough to rasie a level of tension or anger to become the hulk, but a petty crowd insult is. such is the simple mind of the author of our gentle video.

our next video is a nice little one simply know as "homer kill elmo"
you might think "homer KILLS elmo" would be a better fitting title, but turst me, watch this video but ONCE, and you'll know its a VERY fitting title for this video.

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you'll notice this video does not actually show the action of Homer killing Elmo, but merely plays what appears to be the sound of such actions, along with a slideshow of poorly taken screen shots.

and this:

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words are lost.

and now our last little feature tonight, a little gem know as "Spongebob Saw"

think its going to be scary? or funny? well no, its not.

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i'm not actually sure what i can say to do this video justice, i mean just look at the animation.

no i mean look at it.

look at it.

LOOK AT IT.

LOOK AT IT.

there, now that you've given a good, painful look, notice how poor the animation is, how things look cutted and pasted at times? how the speech bubbles...pointy things don't sync up with the rest of them? how they look like they were just added on?

also notice how there aren't really any jokes, so much as cursing and scenes taken DIRECTLY DROM THE MOVIE SAW.

also notice how our gentle Author cannot spell, and also from the looks of his descriptiom: "spongebob is ungrateful to be alive,he deserve to die playing jigsaw's game " he can't speak proper English either.

now this video is just bearly on this side of youtube, because its view count is 2,487,963 and rising.
still have faith in youtube after reading that? the video is rated 4 and a half stars, oh, and to make matters worse, it was voted on 4,089 times.

and to add on to that sad fact, this video has a sequal. and six responses.

to spare you your sanity, those will not be played tonight, oh gentle reader, but prehaps one day, Jigsaw will make you either have to watch these videos, or gouge your own eyes out, now maybe they aren't SO bad that you should have to loose your eyes instead of seeing them, but either way, you're going to have quite the unpleasnt experience.

now my child, you have seen another side of youtube, but this is not all, there is much, much more to this world of MSpaint editing and WMM animation.

why don't you give a look around this corner, see what can be found?