the following was recovered from the burning remains of the drew pickles house.

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Dear Diary,

Angelica is eating too many cookies, she has just been issue juvenille diabetes today.

When we got home she wanted a cookie, I offered brocolli, but she told me to go fuck myself.

I grounded her from TV for a month.

She then kicked my coinpurse. That hurt,

all my priceless foriegn coins went down the airvent.

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Being Twenty sucks. We got a new Asian sister that our father named Wu Pickles (Lou Drew Stu
reference)

She constantly told us her name was Kira Wantanabe. Dad sent her back, and I thought that would be the last time I would see her, she may end up marrying chess club geek Chaz Finster.

EDIT: I hate being a psychic, please kill me now.

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My nephew, the only person that may understand me, and I rarely speak with turned one today.

Tommy got a kickass fire truck, but Angelica, being a bitch took it away.

I did a puppet show with my Autistic little bro Stuart, or Stu. We got in a fight. I started to cry about a toy incident back when we were little.

After the party, I cutted myself to ease the mental pain.

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It finally Odin damn happened. Angelica got kicked out of preschool, especially the name being
called St. Bernadettes of Johbiah's Witnesses Church.

She said Jesus couldn't turn water into wine, that is silly.

She got served from the Witnesses. When I picked her up, I heard her usual crying.

I gave her a lollipop, filled with cough syrup.

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Hannakuah sucked at Boris and Minkas. Boris called Mina a Gzysouchinitiez, I didn't know what the hell it meant.

I then looked it up in the Orthodox Russian Translator.

it meant a goat's vagina.

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Didi was knocked up by her aerobics instructor on the cruise.

Stu was gambling at the time,

Stu bankrupt the house and car and surprisingly Tommy also.

So Julio Estavez will be the baby's bio father.

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Dill was born, except Stu cutted off Dill's manhood instead of his cord,

he will be called Rosemary.

Poor little shit.

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Dil is retarded. He drank a whole gallon of Gasoline today, and his mom and dad called Poison Control,

surprisingly they had the number on speed dial.

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Angelica complained about not wanting to go with Stu and Didi to the ski area,

I told her that there would be a spa she said OK, after I left, Charlotte asked,
"is there a spa?",

and I said NO, we need her to get out of the fucking house! She downloaded Preteen porn which crashed the internet!

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Mike Carmichael (Susie's Father) beat the living shit out of me today after a Bill Cosby Joke,

I gave him a bowl of Jello, and then said "Drop A Load!" And he pummeled me to the ground.

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I was diagnosed with Lymphoma yesterday, the doc said I have 4 Months to live, she then said
are you gonna miss your wife and daughter,

and I said "NO! They're the Reincarnations of Paris Hilton, and Adolf Hitler!"

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I went into the kitchen last night and I saw brown spots all over, i asked Angelica were you
making Chocolate Pudding?

She said no, then I tasted it and I puked in the trashpail, i then ripped
off Angelicas clothes through her in the backyard, and I grabbed Charlotte and went straight to a
Comfort Inn where we Rocked the Casbah.

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We found out our beloved Cat fluffy died. Angelica cried for 3 Years until she got over with it, I
didnt last 2 Days, Im now in a cold grave with a shovle in my hand. In fact why the hell am I
writing!

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Am I the bitch in this relationship?

I told her after she was being delierious of making Lil disapear I told her "I think youve been watching too many cartoons"

she started to throw a tantrum when I got her into the house she bit off my left ear, and spit it out, we fought for hours,

until Stu came in and said. "DAMN! She pulled a Mike Tyson on you bro!"

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When eating a spaghetti Dinner, Angelica asked me where did babies come from, i then asked

"from a disease infected prostitue whom I gave a job at a low rate company with a suckup named

Johnathan?" She said "What?" then Charlotte said. "Eat your salad Angelica." Charlotte then gave me the finger.

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We issued our 120th amber alert in 2 weeks today. We found them however by a dumpster filled

with medical waste, 2 weeks later all of them except for Chuckie who had immunity died of

SIDS.....

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I just saw 4 Kids TV, and I love it so much! The voice actors are awesome! I can't believe they edit

the anime to make it family safe! I think it's way better! Angelica hates it though, she says it's more

boring than shit......so I grounded her.

One Week Later- I posted what I thought of 4kids on the internet...my computer got hacked into......so sad...I wonder why?

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Charlotte left me yesterday, she left me with Angelica, I asked her why she left me custody with
Angelica, she replied by saying that if she was with Angelica she'd be in the obituaries in under one week. Entilted: Charlotte Pickles, 32, Couldn't Deal with Daughter's Constant Bitching Anymore.

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My father Lou died yesterday......I was the happiest kid in the world, and people starred at my freaky teethy smile while I was listening to the eulogy. People told me I was gonna burn in hell when I die, I replied with a smart ass comment saying "Im Muslim Bitches!"

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And Now a Bonus! Angelica's Diary with Drew's Secret Diary!

Dear Cynthia's Top Secret Diary. I never told anyone about why Cynthia is in horrible shape

but I told my daddy this morning and I said, "uh daddy, cynthia has Cancer and her hairs falling out. "

Then before I knew it, my daddy locked me out of the house.

Back to Drew's Secret Diary....Whoopie...;(

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Locking Angelica out of the house was a brilliant idea! Charlotte and I finally got some alone time,
and we were gonna try to have another baby.

unaware that Angelica was kicking and screaming on the glass door, and we didn't know until she climbed to our two story window, and Angelica saw us...uh...lets just say it led to Angelica's 2 story fall...

putting her in the hospital for 2 months.

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Some executives who were from Cartoon NEtwork kidnapped Angelica, and all of the Rugrats,
Tommy, Phil, Lil, Chuckie, Susie and Dil.

They broadcasted them with blindfolds on their faces on the Cartoon Network Spinoff Channel

Al-Cartoon Network, a channel for violence and warnings to the president of Nickelodeon to give back their shows which used to be theirs, but used to be Nickelodeons, such as Animaniacs, Tiny Toon Adventures, and all other shows that get traded and traded.

Edit- The Eds where wearing Ski Masks and they did it in the name of Gravy......(allah) and
suddenly we saw all 8 of them dead.

Another Edit- Ted Turner (Owner of Cartoon Network) repsonded by bombing Nickelodeon.

Another Another Edit- Then Nickelodeon kicked their asses in the war, and they brought down
the statue of Ted Turner with a rope, then we captured Ted Turner who was in a spider hole.

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Coping with Angelicas Death........NOT! We redecorated her room as a minature golf set!

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Our Series was canceled after the main actors died, they took our houses, and I have one
question.

Why does the show circle around retarded babies? Why can't I have my own spinoff called DREW PICKLES?

Edit- Drew Pickles was picked up as a pilot. But after a minute, it was canceled after seeing my face on TV.

Another Edit- And now I got sued after 1241 people tried to guage their eyes out after seeing my
face on TV.

I replied on the news when I said. "It's not like that Pokemon Seizure! Honest!"

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I've had it! im burning my house down with me inside it!

in fact after I write this sentence, Im gonna sniff and drink Ammonia!

There now I can be with Angelica FOREVER!

So Sleepy......Hey what's that orange stuff...Oh my g

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