" "zekeyspaceylizard.

i love him SO much."

You know, when you started following me around and posting squidward much like I do, I figured you were just a fan.
But it's getting creepy. You seem to be right behind me everywhere I go on NG. Now my mind is coursing over two thoughts right now.
The first thought, is that this is an act, that you are putting on, in order to make a statement via irony and subtle contradiction. In a toadies/legendaryfrog sort of fashion. Like Hammi is with wonchop. Except in your case, you realize you are doing it, because you are trying to make the bbs take note of some enigmatic point, or trying to show everyone I'm an overrated fag or something by mimicking some overzealous stalker. If this is so, your work is already done, as I am perfectly self-aware of how overexposed my contributions to this site are. And I do try to make everyone else aware of it as well. Apparently the message is not getting through.

Now, my second thought (and I am hoping the correct one) is that you are just a fan. A really big....obsessed....unzipped fan who likes me far far far too much. Much, yet again, in the same way Hammi always talks about Wonchop. Or how Anigen always talks about Rtil. Or how Titrotu always talks about IllwillPress.

Either way, I think you've made a very unhealthy choice putting me up on this pedestal. Defending people who mock me in topics, and other offputting behavior. It's not that I dont appreciate the gestures, but its really uneeded. I'm a big boy, I can defend myself when I feel like it. Its ok if you somehow like me or my work, but there needs to be boundaries here.

Now I've had a few other people who've gotten obsessed with me whom eventually lost their gusto for watching me troll around being nonconstructive. And they usually either ended up becoming a good friend and not treating me like some holy entity (anigen) or they grew bored and despised me because I'm not anywhere near as interesting or unique as the hype might make me out to be (half the people who bug me on aim).
Normally if someone annoys me, I tell them to go away in the rudest way possible.
You dont annoy me.
But at the same time, I find this whole "I love zekey" thing rather sick. And not in the funny "haha that guy cut off his dick on youtube" way but more in the "i think this person needs help" sort of way.

Of course, if I'm completely off-base as to what your intentions are, let me know.
All this is from me observing you. And I have observed you quite a bit, as you seem to be everywhere I am. Doing things I'd do.
Not that I mind so much. But I would like some clarification as to "wuts up dawg?" as currently I am at a loss at how to react to this situation. Normally I'd just do something horrible to drive you away, but you arent stupid like most of the people here, so I figured I'd let you just explain what this bedeviled captivation in myself is all about.

also dfgsfdhhasd"

in other news:

i hate the jews.

(haha, it rymes!)