1- silent protagngenists-
i know its supposd to make you put your own personality into the charecter and all that garbage, but its overdone, not to mention lazy and it leaves no room for the charecter to devolup.
2- memory loss-
not only is it overdone, but its annoying, "HAI GUYZ I HAZ NO BACKSTORY LOLO HELP ME FINDS IT" and somehow killing rats in a sewer and running feacth quests will help him recover lost memeroy, now some games can get away with it like XIII, but most can't.
3- 1&2 combined -
fucking kill me now.
4- rats
its not just rats, its overdone beasts in general, im so sick of mindless hacking my way thru enimemes i've seen 50,000,000 before.
"oh noes a ratz!"
"uh ohz a boarz!
"giaint bugz!!!!"
like all over done things in video games, some can pull this off, but almost all can't.
just fucking let me kill orcs and dragons please.
4- sewers crawling.
i hate wandering aimlessly, and when its in something as overdone as a sewer.
can be ok sometimes, like all things that suck in video games.
5- 3&4
giant rats in a sewer? HOW ORIGINAL!
6- 1&2&3&4
thats how you know a game is worth passing up.
no on can pull that shit off, no one.
usafddh
FUCK ME AND YOU IN THE ASS WITH PIIISSSSSSSSS!! SQUIDWARD HAS PENIS-NIPPLES. I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS A HOT ASIAN FEMALE ADULT BABY.
But yeah, that's really something.
homor
There are no fingerprints
Deep under water
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain
You need your
Knives, check.
Rope, check.
Dagger, check.
Chains, check.
Rocks check.
Laser beams, check.
Acid, check.
Body bag, check!
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
But beware
For when you quench your blood thirst
Others will seek
Vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead
They'll have their
Shiv check,
pipe check,
hammer check
Axe check,
subject check
Location check,
desire check,
Vengeance check
Hold your breath swim and strain
Smell the death can't escape
Blood will cloud drift away
Attract the murders of Mermaids
It's so cold they all know
What you've done you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts drank their blood
Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by Mermaids
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
Swords check, saws check,
Clubs check, claws check,
Hatred check, anger check,
Mermaid check, murder check!
MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!
MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!
Your life was ended by mermaids