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things that are shit in video games.

Posted by homor - November 26th, 2007


1- silent protagngenists-

i know its supposd to make you put your own personality into the charecter and all that garbage, but its overdone, not to mention lazy and it leaves no room for the charecter to devolup.

2- memory loss-

not only is it overdone, but its annoying, "HAI GUYZ I HAZ NO BACKSTORY LOLO HELP ME FINDS IT" and somehow killing rats in a sewer and running feacth quests will help him recover lost memeroy, now some games can get away with it like XIII, but most can't.

3- 1&2 combined -

fucking kill me now.

4- rats
its not just rats, its overdone beasts in general, im so sick of mindless hacking my way thru enimemes i've seen 50,000,000 before.

"oh noes a ratz!"
"uh ohz a boarz!
"giaint bugz!!!!"

like all over done things in video games, some can pull this off, but almost all can't.

just fucking let me kill orcs and dragons please.

4- sewers crawling.
i hate wandering aimlessly, and when its in something as overdone as a sewer.
can be ok sometimes, like all things that suck in video games.

5- 3&4
giant rats in a sewer? HOW ORIGINAL!

6- 1&2&3&4
thats how you know a game is worth passing up.

no on can pull that shit off, no one.

things that are shit in video games.


Comments

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