hi there, my name is baldr.
i am the god of beauty, i am extremly handsom, nothing can hurt me because my mother told all the plants and rocks and metals not to harm me.
everyone in asgard loves me and i often let people throw stuff at me for kicks, beceause hey, it won't hurt me.
im also a great fighter, and since i cannot die it doesn't really matter who does what to me.
lets face the facts here, im better then you.
im nice, handsom, strong, can't be hurt, and wemon love me.
i may have a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very small dick, but hell, no one will ever see it! ahahaahahah man i rock.
go ahead and throw stuff at me, rocks, knifes, metal, even buildings! it doesn't even hurt!
hey whats that you're going to "hurt" me with? a plant? ha! its not gonna hurt me!
hold on, is that.....missletoe? why are you using that? who gave it to you?
loki huh?......oh my god NO WAIT DON'T-
homor
and that kids, is why we kiss under missletoe.