1. Odin's tears cure cancer. Too bad odin has never cried. Ever.

2. guns don't kill people, Odin kills people.

3. there is no theroy of evolution, just a list of animals Odin allows to live.

4. the chief export of Odin is pain.

5. Odin never sleeps, he waits.

6. Odin has two speeds. walk, and kill.

7. the leading causes of death in the U.S.A are 1. heart disease 2. cancer 3. Odin

8. there is no chin under Odins bread, only another fist.

9. Odin drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

10. Odin never goes hunting, Odin goes KILLING.

11. When Odin calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

12. Odin once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

13. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Odin likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes

14. There are no races, only countries of people Odin has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

15. When Odin was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

16. Odin can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

17. An Odin-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

18. When Odin falls in water, Odin doesn't get wet. Water gets Odin.

19. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1ORhK (Odin Roundhouse Kick)

20. Odin doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

21. In honor of Odin, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Odinsized.

22. Odin CAN believe it's not butter.

23. Odin can divide by zero.

24. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Odin has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

25. When Odin talks, everybody listens. And dies

: /shameless copie paste job.