me and my girlfreind broke up today because We'd been together too long.

our relationship became Like a worn-out recording Of a favorite song.

so now that we're broken up im going to tell you all about myself.

my likes:
Pina Coladas
getting caught in the rain
the taste of champagne
making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
escapeing.

my dislikes:
yoga
people without have half a brain
health food.

so in summary:

If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape.

so thats about it, if you can relate to that list then You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape.