*the following was recovered from a news post on blizzard's official website, the news post is now deleted.

hello, i'm Michael Morhaime, president and co-founder of blizzard entertainment.

i'm making this post to address recent complaints by our fans.

we here at blizzard listen to constructive critism, and we will listen to our fans very well.

first of all, some fans have complained about the size of shoulder pads.

(wait, are you serious?)

okay, we here at blizzard will make the much needed improvement...

by GETTING RID OF THE ASSFUCKING SHOULDER PADS.

YOU HAPPY NOW YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKING SHITS? THE SOULDER PADS ARE FUCKING GONE, I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY, INFACT, ALL ARMOR IS GONE! NOW YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE ENTIRE GAME WITH NO FUCKING ARMOR, SINCE YOU DON'T LIKE HOW FUCKING CARTOONY IT IS.

OH WHAT? ARE THE CHARECTER DESIGNS TOO CARTOONY? OH BOO MOTHER FUCKING HOO! YOU WANT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BA BA? YOU WANT ME TO SHOVE YOUR PASSY UP YOUR FUCKING ASS?

FUCK YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE ANNOYING BASTARDS, YOU HATE THE CHARECTER DESIGNS? WELL FINE, THERE ARE NO MORE FUCKING CHARECTERS.

THATS RIGHT, YOU PLAY AS A FUCKING BALL OF AIR, AND NO MORE VOICES ETHIER, I''M CALLING THE FUCKING AWESOME GUY WHO PLAYS DECKARD CAIN AND TELLING HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF BECAUSE A BUNCH OF YOU LITTLE ANNOYING TWATS DON'T LIKE THE WAY HIS CHARECTER LOOKS, HE'LL PROBEBLY KICK MY FUCKING ASS TOO.

OH? ITS NOT DARK ENOUGH? WELL HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOUR MONITOR AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE? IT'LL BE PREATY DARK THEN!

FUCK IT, FUCK ALL OF THIS, I AM SO SICK OF HEARING YOU LITTLE BASTARDS COMPLAINING, DIABLO 3 IS FUCKING CANNCLED, YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW? YOU FUCKING RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE.

I WISH ITS WAS THE FUCKING 1980'S AGAIN, ATLEAST THEN WHEN "THE LOST MOTHERFUCKING VIKINGS" CAME OUT NO ONE COMPLAINED "OH MISTER THE VIKINGS SHOULDERS ARE TOO BIG ITS SO BRIGHT IT HURTS MY EYES!!"

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.

I'M TIRED OF DEALING WITH YOU LITTLE BASTARDS, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO MAKE DIABLO 3, I WAS ALREADY HAPPY ENOUGH WITH THE MONEY FROM WoW, HELL, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH THE MONEY FROM WARCRAFT3, BUT NOOOOOOOO.

MONEY WASN'T FUCKING ENOUGH FOR ME, *sniff* all i wanted to do, was make you LITTLE FUCKERS happy, BUT NOTHING MAKES YOU IDIOTS HAPPY, THERE ARE NO SMALL FUCKING PROBLEMS, EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING BIG DEAL.

EVERYTHING I DO IS TO PLEASE YOU, AND I AM FUCKING SICK OF WORKING WITH YOU UNGREATFUL FUCKING SHITS.

THATS IT, NO MORE FUCKING GAMES FROM US, INFACT, WoW's GOING OFFLINE, WARCRAFT3 IS GOING OFFLINE, WARCRAFT2 IS GOING OFFLINE, I'M NOT EVEN SURE IT WAS ONLINE, DIABLO 2 AND ONE ARE GOING OFFLINE, STARCRAFT 2 IS FUCKING CANNCLED, EVERYTHING IS FUCKING ETHIER DEAD OFFLINE OR CANNCLED NOW, AND IT ALL BECAUSE OF YOU MISBEHAVED SPOILED LITTLE FUCKING SHITHEAD BRATS.

I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL.

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umm.... hi, this is Jay Wilson, lead designer of diablo3.

listen, nothing is going offline, nothing is getting canncled.

i am so sorry, mike just had a bad day, and i think hes a little drunk too.

trust me, everything is fine, i'm gonna go calm him down abit.

peace out.

-jay wilson

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