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homor
Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

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The Shadow Realm

Joined on 11/11/05

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FUCK ME AND YOU IN THE ASS WITH PIIISSSSSSSSS!! SQUIDWARD HAS PENIS-NIPPLES. I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS A HOT ASIAN FEMALE ADULT BABY.

But yeah, that's really something.

There are no fingerprints

Deep under water

Nothing to tie one to a crime

And if you seek vengeance

All you need are instruments of pain

You need your

Knives, check.

Rope, check.

Dagger, check.

Chains, check.

Rocks check.

Laser beams, check.

Acid, check.

Body bag, check!

MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER

But beware

For when you quench your blood thirst

Others will seek

Vengeance on you

And they won't rest

Until you're dead

They'll have their

Shiv check,

pipe check,

hammer check

Axe check,

subject check

Location check,

desire check,

Vengeance check

Hold your breath swim and strain

Smell the death can't escape

Blood will cloud drift away

Attract the murders of Mermaids

It's so cold they all know

What you've done you can't run

Vengeance is the law for thee

A thousand leagues below the sea

You've been tracked you've been seen

Murdering the next of kin

Ate their hearts drank their blood

Washed your fins in blackened mud

Now you swim try to hide

Heart beats faster from inside

Thought it was a big charade

Your life was ended by Mermaids

MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER
MURMAIDER

Swords check, saws check,

Clubs check, claws check,

Hatred check, anger check,

Mermaid check, murder check!

MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!
MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!

Your life was ended by mermaids