Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.
Age 30, Male
Writer
The Shadow Realm
Joined on 11/11/05
W.T.H.!?!?! That's freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
Seriously. Thankyou for sharing this. And to think, my friend went to a Subway in Hull just yesterday. Coincidence? Who knows? That IS surreal. Creepy, eh?
I mean, it would be as creepy as if one day you answered the door and Hank J. Wimbleton from Madness Combat 5 was stood there!
> Nez Man
that was hilarious also fuck you Homer42.
when i made this flaming pennies seemed like a good idea at the time.
You think YOUR Subways story is good? Try this one.
Subway, 2:04 PM, Sunday, April 1995.
Me: Hey, can I get a large sub?
Cashier: Fat ass.
Me: Fuck you, just give me my damn sammich!
Cashier: Fine, here you go, you fat sack of shit.
Me: Burn in a Quiznoz oven.
Cashier: Already am.
10 minutes and one large sub later...
Me: Ahhhh, that was good.
Stranger: Hey there, wanna buttsecks?!
Me: No.
Stranger: Kthx.
Me: Whats with the 4chan memes?
Stranger: LOLBBQBYEKTHX.
Me: 4chan freak!
Me: Hmmm, I guess he le-
Stranger: HAI GUYZ.
Me: GO AWAY, DAMMIT!
Stranger: Bai.
1 hour later in CarChaseCityMan's house...
Me: Ahh, the BBS. Awesome.
(KNOCK KNOCK)
Me: SHIT ITS THE FUZZ.
The Fuzz: We gotcha bitch!
Me: Hell nah!
The Fuzz: We're comin in!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHhhh.
The Fuzz: *Gunshot Gunshot Gunshot*
Me: Ack, I've been shot and I'm dead.
All because of fucking Subway.
pphhhfff, that happens every fucking week.
Me too, just a little different.
Sometimes the Stranger uses SomethingAwful.com memes.
he PAID to post on a forum?
6000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000 yen a week, yup.
he pays 50 american dollars?!
Slapdamonkeyaz
I believe you.
100%.
Except the part about the you getting off the couch.
homor
ok that neve happened, but the rest is 100% true.