homor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Day Keanu Stood Still]

my only issue...

why did you have to speed it up in the middle? completely unfair, i think mine was in there.

other than that, good flash, very funny, some very nice pictures.

still, its just a slide show and will always be such, thats not a bad thing, but compared to the stuff that usally gets front page (including Metal gear funnies guys!) it falls short.

still, its awesome to see your drawing in a flash by time.

IF YOU CAN EVEN FUCKING SEE IT BEFORE IT FLASHES BY AT 500MHP.

haha, just joshin'.

7/10

[Intelligent Critique]

a movie for the ages.

everything about this movie was gold, i mean...i nearly cried.

the sound of your voice reading that intelligent and amazing piace of litature was nothing short of golden.

your unique style combined with the undenibly great piace of poetry that was that review nearly brought a tear to my eye.

whoever wrote that review is a blessed man, he can write works of beauty that are on par with some of the most historic and memorable poems and writings of our time.

i..can't even review past this point, i am on the verge of crying...this is one of the most historic flashes ever, there is not point high enough for this review.

[A Kitty Krew Beatdown]

wow,

i saw daffy duck.

[ConradB's Jem]

ITS A FLASH!

not very good, but atleast you decied to use FLASH, and not just dance around effortlessly and stupidly on a webcam.

for that a have to give a good rating.

[Clown Show]

wow man this was bad dude.

man i didn't like it dude, it wasn't good at all man the grahpics were really bad dude and there was no man plot dude man guy and sonic and mario wearen't in it man and where was megaman dude? man dude you need to try again dude man man man dude dude man dude dude dude man dude man man man

ITS RAININ' MEN

HALLUAHLUAH

ITS RAININ' MEN

in all seriousness it was great, very silly and fun, but at the same time it had a very dark yet humorus twist.

the graphics were great, very slick and smooth.

the song, thou bad quaility was funny and charming.

very nice, very nice indeed.

but get back to work on that flash with the limo and the briefcase and stuff.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

aye, next order of business is to finish polypeptide.

[To Hell With The Stickme]

oh god kill me now.

ugh, this flash is a huge mess, a huge huge mess.

i'll tell the story of this flash while pointing out its flaws and then break everything down.

well, it starts off without a play button, it just starts off by itself without even asking, it just asumes you want to see it. then some guy (the main charecter) is on a couch THAT ISN'T EVEN TOUCHING THE FUCKING GROUND right next to some kind of alarm colck/ phone on some disgusting looking table (that also isn't touching the ground) anyway it goes off or rings or something happens i asume, because then he has to do something, but can't do it because his arm isn't very long, or from the fact that you were just way too fucking lazy to draw him getting up and moving, he didn't even have to walk, he could have just unrealistily slid, anyway he shoots something out of his finger and the he shoots at does something, of cousres none of this shit seems very imporant, considering that its all just ignored when he magicly teleports outside and talks to a shaowy figure, you can't really tell what they're saying the word bubbles go uncontrolably fast, anyway my assumption is that he tells him to kill the stick figures, and he shows him a bad stick movie, that looks like EVERYTHING ELSE in the movie, so anyway they do some poorly animated fighting with sticks, with blinding fast speach bubbles, and theres a shitty explosion which you can't even really tell its an explosin, since its just big balls showing up, and that the end, oh wait, its not, because it just keeps looping, like you want to see it again, so you can't even say "my favorite part was the end" because it never fucking ends!

looks- ugh, god awful, it look like it was made with ms paint and not flash, no one ever really moves unless they slid, nothing looks like its supposd to, its like a hand drawn atari game, but worse!

style- this flash has about as much style as my shit.

sound- none!

violence- it takes a speaciel kind of shit to fuck up violence, and this is it.

story- ugh, stick slayer rip off bullshit.

this thing is total fucking garbage, there isn't a single thing good about it!

not single redeming value.

everything is a zero, everything.

to hell with stickme? how about to hell with this flash.

[Squidward (?) collab]

fucking brillant on every level.

you took spongebob and put a slightly dark and disgusting yet all around fucking hailrious twist to it.

the only flaw i can really point out is that it didn't have as much squidward as the tittle would suggest.

just to be clear plankton is not squidward.

make another one, with more squidward.

yeah thats about it, i can't really give any constructive critism because theres nothing to critize.

for the love of Odin make more of these you fucking faggot sluts.

<3

[B]

the people who hate this flash.

they don't say bad things about it because they mean it, its because they masturbate in childrens shoes at foot locker.

this is amazing, its even better then 300! no, this kicks 300s ass!

if the people who hate this would merely give a chance it would blow there minds.

5/5 10/10

perfect, no changes needed.

[FlashBack 00]

well....

the ninja guy making naruto hand signs was abit too much, but other then that everytthing was great. the fight sences werre top nouch, the graphics were great, there were many little extra things that made the thing great, and ithad sence select.

10/10

[saland figers omg]

HORRIFING.

man, this is scary, the frist time i watched had nigthmare for 2 weeks, its just that scary, its very well made, and very good, buts its scary as hell.

i like you're other stuff better, its not as scary.