okay, lets just skip the introduction and get on with it. i wanna get through this stupid stupid story as quick as i possibly can.
with that said, Chapter 3 of "My Immortal"
as with every story, it starts with a little Author's note:
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK!
i've got a better idea.
how about YOU stop writing crap and I will stop flaming it, okay?
odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws!
by goffik do you prehaps mean stupid?
okay, now we move on to the actual story.
where we last left off, a bunch of stupid and unimportant shit happened and then Draco invited Mary Sue- err, "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Rocksanna Bobanna Maranada phi-phy-pho-phanana Raven Way" to a Good Chralotte concert. ...don't ask WHY Draco would invite her or why Good Chralotte is playing in some kind of Magicial Harry Potter place. this is the least of the plotholes we'll be getting.
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels.
if you've read the previous pieces i've written for this story you'll know "Ebony And Ivory Raven Way" likes to go on a little about her appearance.
Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky.
did i say a little? BECAUSE I MEANT TO SAY A LOT!
I felt a little depressed then,
why...?
so I slit one of my wrists.
oh yeah no, that wasn't unnessacary at all was it?
"oh gee, i'm a little bummed out now, GOODBYE CRUEL UNFORGIVING WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABBIT IT!"
I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding
yeah whenever i self-harm i like to read the work of Ayn Rand too.
and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner.
"than i went to Hot Topic and Watched my Invader Zim DVD...i'm cool now right? PLEASE TELL ME I'M COOL ):>!!!!"
Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
well tha- WAIT WHAT?!
I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
what the hell? you don't just mention that in casual converstation.
"hey Steve, how was your weekend?"
"pretty uneventful, i got the car fixed, took my kids to the icecapades, oh and i also sacrificed a goat to Loki god of Chaos and Hatred, and than i took the Wife and kids to Wendy's."
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car.
so now Harry Potter is in the future?
He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt, baggy black skater pants, black nail polish
wow, thats really lame. whats next, is he gonna wear eyeliner?
and a little eyeliner
...eyeliner?
(PHHFF)
he..hehe..he's wearing eyeliner?
*giggle*
phfff- HAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOOK! LOOK! SHE'S EVER TRYING TO JUSTIFY IT:
(AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA!
haha,
oh god is that funny.
hold on, i need to a minute to calm down.
EDIT:
i was laughing so hard i needed an entire day to calm down. PHHHFFF- and i'm still not all the way there yet.
okay, now that we're done with that bit of hilarity.
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice.
oh for the love of Bragi.
WHAT ARE YOU SO FUCKING DEPRESSED ABOUT? YOU'RE A MAGIC VAMPIRE IN A WORLD OF FLYING CARS. GET OVER IT.
"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666)
that sounds like song lyrics
"The license plate said 666
better get back we're about to kick it"
something like that.
although i wouldn't doubt that she got it off some MCR lyrics.
and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs.
"oh, and then we did SKATE BOARD TRICKS and talked about THE ECONOMY...w'ere cool now, right? please tell us we're cool! please!"
When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
"oh and an Old Lady got trampled to death, BUT WE DIDN'T CARE! WE WE'RE MOSHING!"
kids, Moshing isn't cool, if you think one of your friends is going to a mos, just remember:
MOSHING KILLS!
the more you know!
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).
wow, the only bit of good writing in this story wasn't even written by the author. how sad.
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
oh yeah, Draco, the selfish asshole Bully who runs around with two mooks and manipulates people pyschologicly is now a cute misunderstood boy who just wants to liked, and all of the sudden A GOTH. good fuck.
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
"see? i hate Hilliary Duff, AM I COOL YET? PLEASE SAY I AM!"
Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz,
would have gone a lot quicker if you WALKED. YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.
but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into...........................
oh for the love of god-
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU USE ELLIPSIS YOU IDIOT.
the Forbidden Forest!
you can't go into the forbidden Forest! its forbidden! i forbid you!
well, on the bright side for this chapter, atleast something happened in it.
something UTTERLY IDIOTIC AND STUPID, but still something.
join us next time won't you, because next time there'll be SEX!