oh well hello there lil' Billy!

"oh hello there Mr. Homor!"

Whacha' doin'?

"i'm making a comic book! have a look see!"

Wow Billy, this is great! why this is even better than most of the crap Marvel and DC is putting out! its funny, the characters are realistic, it has a good sense of humor and a nice plot, and the humor doesn't intrutred on the plot!

which makes me all the more sad that THIS WILL NEVER SELL TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.

"wh-what? why not?"

well its not DARK or EDGY enough.

comic books won't sell very well unless they're DEEP and BRUTAL. with lots of SEX. and lots of CAPITIAL LETTERS THAT GRAB THE READERS ATTENTION.

"woah Mister, i have alot to learn!"