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homor
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the importance of humor.

Posted by homor - December 24th, 2008


the many Knights and Squires are what keeps a kingdom alive.

but tis' the jester that keeps the kingdoms SPIRIT alive.

...no wait thats stupid.


Comments

BING! You are right, however that's sort of a neat saying.

But it's still stupid.

Robot Santa: Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

Fry: I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig, while all the while Leela's as lonely as a frog. I could kick myself.
Amy: I'll do it for you!
(She kicks him)

Santa: You dare bribe Santa? I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!

Santa: You've been very naughty, Fry and Leela. I checked my list.
Fry: Well, check it twice!
Santa: I perform over 20 megachecks per second! You're both naughty for disregarding each other's feelings.
Leela: But we set things right! Fry even risked his life to get me a present!
Santa: But what about your other co-workers? Did either of you ever stop to think about Dr. Zoidberg's feelings?
Fry: No! I swear!

sorry i felt it was very very necessary

oh and elo blue sky!!