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Reel Big Fish - She Has A Girlfriend Now

Posted by homor - November 24th, 2008


she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now, she said
"guys don't do no more for me"

"you never loved me, like i wanted you to"
"i loved you baby, what do you want me to do?"

she said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
she said she found someone who's gonna understand
she don't need nobody to be her man
she don't need nobody to be her man

i never thought it would end like this
just because i've got no tits
i'll shave my legs,
i'll wear a bra
i'll even cut my penis off
for you

"oh, thats so sweet!"

she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now

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