you know what pisses me off? the war of 1812.

well, not so much the war, but the cock sucking idiots who think that canada fought the usa, or that they won.

guess what idiots, YOU ARE WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS.

first of all, i'll break it down into two major points:

claim one: canada fought america:
FLASE.

as a country, canada DIDN'T EXIST YET.

canada wasn't officialy a country until 1876, sure there were french and british guys settling there, but there was no canada, just the british empire.

so yeah, next time you hear a canadian bragging about kicking americas ass, kick his ass, and while hes down correct his history please.

claim two: the white house was burned down:
TRUE

of course, it was badly guraded, and it didn't serve nearly as much purpose as it does now.

so good job, you burned down a white house where presidents hung out with no other importance.

final claim: "canada" won the war:
BIG FUCKING FLASE.

you people did not win anything, the goal of the war was NOT to burn down a building, but to occupiea country, america.

america was never occupied.

you can hide behind the battles you won or excuses like "we had other wars to fight" but you all have a fact to face:

you lost the war of 1812
we won the war of 1812
the war of 1812 was a victory on our part
the war of 1812 was a fucking FAILURE on your part.

you lost, you were defeated, you were chased back and gave up.

what you people are doing is like buying boardwalk in monopoly, hocking all your stuff to pay to get out of jail, and then saying you won because you bought boardwalk.

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is what boils my piss.