aparantly the last tips were not good enough to meet nick;s standards, so now i'm improving them since those last tips suck so much.

without tfuther ado, i give you what you SHOULD do in a fight if you're nickdapwner.

DO NOT aim for the legs-

science has proven that knocking your enemy down does nothing, and also that people can stand perfectly fine without their legs, and that even trying anything to knock your enemy down is worthless, so just ignore the legs altogether.

stay still-

moving around won't help at all, just stay still and let your enemy hit you.

don't wear a jock strap-

science has also proven that balls serve no use and hitting them causes no pain, so don't bother wearing anything to protect yourself, plus who would aim there anyway?

keep your hands down-

keeping your hands up just tires them out, so just keep them on your waist at all times.

block never-

your enemy is exactly like a punching bag, they'll never hit back, so blocking just wastes time.

expect nothing-

no enemy will ever do anything underhanded or sneaky, so expect them to just stand around waiting to be punched, paranoia will only make you more stressed!

turn your back-

sometimes it can be temping to look away or closes your eyes, DO THIS! it helps relax you and being relaxed is important in a fight.

but the most important part of fighting-

its always the anwserw to everything, so pick as many fights as you can! if theres a way to say "sorry" or talk things out, that will only make you look like a girl, so never do that!