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homor
Self-published independent author, writer and avid enjoyer of stupid, popcorn entertainment. Always happy to help!
"We all have a thousand bad drawings in us, the sooner you get them out the better." - Chuck Jones.

Age 30, Male

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The Shadow Realm

Joined on 11/11/05

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BING! You are right, however that's sort of a neat saying.

But it's still stupid.

Robot Santa: Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

Fry: I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig, while all the while Leela's as lonely as a frog. I could kick myself.
Amy: I'll do it for you!
(She kicks him)

Santa: You dare bribe Santa? I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!

Santa: You've been very naughty, Fry and Leela. I checked my list.
Fry: Well, check it twice!
Santa: I perform over 20 megachecks per second! You're both naughty for disregarding each other's feelings.
Leela: But we set things right! Fry even risked his life to get me a present!
Santa: But what about your other co-workers? Did either of you ever stop to think about Dr. Zoidberg's feelings?
Fry: No! I swear!

sorry i felt it was very very necessary

oh and elo blue sky!!