Recent Movie Reviews

Steven Universe: Peridot's Audition Steven Universe: Peridot's Audition

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This was lots of fun. But next time (or maybe in a new edition) get rid of her leggings, because they make her look like a weird satyr /:

Probably shouldn't be reviewing porn movies on Newgrounds in 2016 but hey, if Trump can be our president, what good does shame bring us?

Teaser: The Last of the Dashkin 2 Teaser: The Last of the Dashkin 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh seaweed...

Wonderful that you've come back after so long.

The Day Keanu Stood Still The Day Keanu Stood Still

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

my only issue...

why did you have to speed it up in the middle? completely unfair, i think mine was in there.

other than that, good flash, very funny, some very nice pictures.

still, its just a slide show and will always be such, thats not a bad thing, but compared to the stuff that usally gets front page (including Metal gear funnies guys!) it falls short.

still, its awesome to see your drawing in a flash by time.


haha, just joshin'.


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Recent Game Reviews

Bootleg Newgrounds Bootleg Newgrounds

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well, this was just wonderful. It's been a long time since I wrote a review for something on here IIRC, but I thought such a clever and funny idea deserved some kudos. Thank you so much for this little delight.

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Lodge Massacre Lodge Massacre

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The Retsuprae guys were pretty hard on this game, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

The controls are clunky and they make you feel like you don't actually have much control over your character, which would be a weakness if this were an action game. But since this is a survival-horror game, not being in full control of your character adds to the tension.

The atmosphere in this game is great, the creepiness of the house and the constant, looming dread, the way certain areas are safe one minute and dangerous the next, the whole thing feels like a classic resident evil game. I really appreciate it.

and the production quality is really good. The way the art is realistic but the movements are janky and paper-like gives the game a charming kind of uncanny-valley effect which again, would normally be a weakness, but in a horror game the uncanny valley is your friend, not the enemy.

Unfortunately, the game's abrupt ending and incredibly brazen sequel hook is a major problem, and the fact that the sequel is basically the same game with different puzzles and slightly more rooms doesn't help matters. Were this a standalone game, I would have given it 4 stars.

Instead, I'm leaving you with a respectable 3.5.

Super Oppressed PPL. Super Oppressed PPL.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm logging into this site for the first time in four years to tell you great job. These types of people seriously needed to be taken down a peg.

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KMDES responds:

I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it. Yeah, sometimes their own 'justice' gets in the way of their perception of what's really going on in the world.

Recent Audio Reviews

Anticipation Anticipation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the best one you've made so far, and that's saying a lot.

Holy shit, the eerie vibe of it. Fucking chills.

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before the fall before the fall

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is probably your best work, and that's certainly saying a lot.

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rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim

Rated 5 / 5 stars

woah woah woah hold on here

what was the bad guy's name from Tron?

what was i gonna say?

oh yeah, what the fuck is this?

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Recent Art Reviews

Rosechu Rosechu

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I've got a boner!

photo realism and ultra sexy.

are you planning on doing the other characters? like Mary Lee Walsh or Magi-Chan?

HappyHarry responds:

I wouldn't mind trying my hand at the big CWC himself.

Orc (WoW fanart) Orc (WoW fanart)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

not too bad.

also, hey Madness58, the review section is for giving inteligent critism, not for you to babble on about geams you don't like.

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Ryu is Hawt Ryu is Hawt

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

haha, oh Tom.

yeah, sadly you never were much for art, but we all love you anyway and we give you all tens.

except me, i can't just give you ten because you're Tom, its just not in me.

still, while it isn't Alex Ross standard, it isn't the lowest thershold for scouted artists, why do you think we have all this digimon porn?

haha, keep up the great work Tommy.

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