Recent Movie Reviews


Steven Universe: Peridot's Audition Steven Universe: Peridot's Audition

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This was lots of fun. But next time (or maybe in a new edition) get rid of her leggings, because they make her look like a weird satyr /:

Probably shouldn't be reviewing porn movies on Newgrounds in 2016 but hey, if Trump can be our president, what good does shame bring us?



Teaser: The Last of the Dashkin 2 Teaser: The Last of the Dashkin 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh seaweed...

Wonderful that you've come back after so long.



The Day Keanu Stood Still The Day Keanu Stood Still

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

my only issue...

why did you have to speed it up in the middle? completely unfair, i think mine was in there.

other than that, good flash, very funny, some very nice pictures.

still, its just a slide show and will always be such, thats not a bad thing, but compared to the stuff that usally gets front page (including Metal gear funnies guys!) it falls short.

still, its awesome to see your drawing in a flash by time.

IF YOU CAN EVEN FUCKING SEE IT BEFORE IT FLASHES BY AT 500MHP.

haha, just joshin'.

7/10


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Recent Game Reviews


Punk-o-matic Punk-o-matic

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very impressive use of simple technology and sound mixing.

Why is the game narrated by Postal Dude? Well, why not?


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Pico's Surprise Party Pico's Surprise Party

Rated 2 / 5 stars

This game hasn't aged well. The controls are unresponsive and floaty, feeling like they only work about half the time. The bad guys soak up way too much damage. I like the idea of the enemies having a pattern you have to learn and exploit, but here it just feels like it slows everything down. Every encounter feels like a boss fight, and not in a good way.

I like the fight with the Pizza Guy, but that was about the only good boss fight. Then again, I beat Giko and the Nerd Guy by exploiting the game. That's another thing, the auto-targeting system is very finicky and won't work if you're already firing, and enemies seem to either hit you perfect or be completely oblivious to your location even when you're standing right there. I end up beating the nerdo bosses by just rolling and shooting in ways that the AI didn't seem to be prepared for, like past a shield or into a wall over and over.

When you're playing a run-and-gun game, you want the combat to feel fluid, fast and satisfying. Think of Contra or Megaman, those games were challenging but they moved fast and most enemies only took about one or two hits. Every encounter here lasts for far too long and by the end you just feel exhausted.

The story, art and character design was really nice, though. I always like it when people explore Pico a a character and let us delve into his little world with all his classmates and friends. Too bad the ending was an ancient meme. Would've been a great time for a character moment between Pico and Nene or Darnell, or maybe some OC made up just for the game.

Overall, some flash games stand the test of time quite well. This doesn't.



Bootleg Newgrounds Bootleg Newgrounds

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well, this was just wonderful. It's been a long time since I wrote a review for something on here IIRC, but I thought such a clever and funny idea deserved some kudos. Thank you so much for this little delight.


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Recent Audio Reviews


Anticipation Anticipation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the best one you've made so far, and that's saying a lot.

Holy shit, the eerie vibe of it. Fucking chills.


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before the fall before the fall

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is probably your best work, and that's certainly saying a lot.


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rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim rim

Rated 5 / 5 stars

woah woah woah hold on here

what was the bad guy's name from Tron?

what was i gonna say?

oh yeah, what the fuck is this?


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Recent Art Reviews


Rosechu Rosechu

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I've got a boner!

photo realism and ultra sexy.

are you planning on doing the other characters? like Mary Lee Walsh or Magi-Chan?


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I wouldn't mind trying my hand at the big CWC himself.


Orc (WoW fanart) Orc (WoW fanart)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

not too bad.

also, hey Madness58, the review section is for giving inteligent critism, not for you to babble on about geams you don't like.


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Ryu is Hawt Ryu is Hawt

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

haha, oh Tom.

yeah, sadly you never were much for art, but we all love you anyway and we give you all tens.

except me, i can't just give you ten because you're Tom, its just not in me.

still, while it isn't Alex Ross standard, it isn't the lowest thershold for scouted artists, why do you think we have all this digimon porn?

haha, keep up the great work Tommy.


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