All 32 movie Reviews


Steven Universe: Peridot's Audition Steven Universe: Peridot's Audition

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This was lots of fun. But next time (or maybe in a new edition) get rid of her leggings, because they make her look like a weird satyr /:

Probably shouldn't be reviewing porn movies on Newgrounds in 2016 but hey, if Trump can be our president, what good does shame bring us?



Teaser: The Last of the Dashkin 2 Teaser: The Last of the Dashkin 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh seaweed...

Wonderful that you've come back after so long.



The Day Keanu Stood Still The Day Keanu Stood Still

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

my only issue...

why did you have to speed it up in the middle? completely unfair, i think mine was in there.

other than that, good flash, very funny, some very nice pictures.

still, its just a slide show and will always be such, thats not a bad thing, but compared to the stuff that usally gets front page (including Metal gear funnies guys!) it falls short.

still, its awesome to see your drawing in a flash by time.

IF YOU CAN EVEN FUCKING SEE IT BEFORE IT FLASHES BY AT 500MHP.

haha, just joshin'.

7/10


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Intelligent Critique Intelligent Critique

Rated 5 / 5 stars

a movie for the ages.

everything about this movie was gold, i mean...i nearly cried.

the sound of your voice reading that intelligent and amazing piace of litature was nothing short of golden.

your unique style combined with the undenibly great piace of poetry that was that review nearly brought a tear to my eye.

whoever wrote that review is a blessed man, he can write works of beauty that are on par with some of the most historic and memorable poems and writings of our time.

i..can't even review past this point, i am on the verge of crying...this is one of the most historic flashes ever, there is not point high enough for this review.


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blek koffi blek koffi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

creepy, creative, crazy, cool, and cunt crap!

i love this flash.

your art sytle is wonderful WPS, it adds a very blunt, creepy, and funny tone to the flash, its very detailed and funny, with a nice tone of realism, and an even greater tone of sur-realism.

on occasion there will be a crude or offensive joke, but your art style adds such a strong bluntness to it, not laughing is a challange.

i loved all the diffirent designs and shapes for the diffirent germs, a nice touch of wackyness and creativity.

the ending of the movie is suprising, not only does it explain everything and wrap everything up, but its like you're watching a sequal everytime you press "replay".

overall, i have no complaints about this movie, its funny, its creative, its sur-real, its creepy, and it has a cute puppy thats ground up to make coffee!

10/10.
an enjoyable experiance all the way thru.


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Metal Gear Funnies Metal Gear Funnies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

a wondrful flash that does not deserve its score.

all the shorts are fantastic, three of the greatest arists ever (rtil, w-p-s, zekeyspaceylizard) come together to bring up this amazing parody of modern portal flashes.

though at times the graphics can seem abit low quaility, this only adds to the pure comedy of it all, and a good amount of the shorts (the three artists) have decent-to-great graphics.

the comedy on the surface can seem a little lo-brow at times, but this is all mearly to add to the effect.

there are a great amount of shorts, enough to keep you entertained for a good amount of your time.

overall, this is an amazing flash, it is an instant classic, and i highly reommend that it be watched.


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A Kitty Krew Beatdown A Kitty Krew Beatdown

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow,

i saw daffy duck.


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ConradB's Jem ConradB's Jem

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ITS A FLASH!

not very good, but atleast you decied to use FLASH, and not just dance around effortlessly and stupidly on a webcam.

for that a have to give a good rating.



Clown Show Clown Show

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow man this was bad dude.

man i didn't like it dude, it wasn't good at all man the grahpics were really bad dude and there was no man plot dude man guy and sonic and mario wearen't in it man and where was megaman dude? man dude you need to try again dude man man man dude dude man dude dude dude man dude man man man

ITS RAININ' MEN

HALLUAHLUAH

ITS RAININ' MEN

in all seriousness it was great, very silly and fun, but at the same time it had a very dark yet humorus twist.

the graphics were great, very slick and smooth.

the song, thou bad quaility was funny and charming.

very nice, very nice indeed.

but get back to work on that flash with the limo and the briefcase and stuff.


ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

aye, next order of business is to finish polypeptide.


To Hell With The  Stickme To Hell With The Stickme

Rated 0 / 5 stars

oh god kill me now.

ugh, this flash is a huge mess, a huge huge mess.

i'll tell the story of this flash while pointing out its flaws and then break everything down.

well, it starts off without a play button, it just starts off by itself without even asking, it just asumes you want to see it. then some guy (the main charecter) is on a couch THAT ISN'T EVEN TOUCHING THE FUCKING GROUND right next to some kind of alarm colck/ phone on some disgusting looking table (that also isn't touching the ground) anyway it goes off or rings or something happens i asume, because then he has to do something, but can't do it because his arm isn't very long, or from the fact that you were just way too fucking lazy to draw him getting up and moving, he didn't even have to walk, he could have just unrealistily slid, anyway he shoots something out of his finger and the he shoots at does something, of cousres none of this shit seems very imporant, considering that its all just ignored when he magicly teleports outside and talks to a shaowy figure, you can't really tell what they're saying the word bubbles go uncontrolably fast, anyway my assumption is that he tells him to kill the stick figures, and he shows him a bad stick movie, that looks like EVERYTHING ELSE in the movie, so anyway they do some poorly animated fighting with sticks, with blinding fast speach bubbles, and theres a shitty explosion which you can't even really tell its an explosin, since its just big balls showing up, and that the end, oh wait, its not, because it just keeps looping, like you want to see it again, so you can't even say "my favorite part was the end" because it never fucking ends!

looks- ugh, god awful, it look like it was made with ms paint and not flash, no one ever really moves unless they slid, nothing looks like its supposd to, its like a hand drawn atari game, but worse!

style- this flash has about as much style as my shit.

sound- none!

violence- it takes a speaciel kind of shit to fuck up violence, and this is it.

story- ugh, stick slayer rip off bullshit.

this thing is total fucking garbage, there isn't a single thing good about it!

not single redeming value.

everything is a zero, everything.

to hell with stickme? how about to hell with this flash.


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