Score: 0

"Stolen horseshit."

submission: Sonichu : Episode 1

date: November 4, 2009

nice try "Spazkid" but the real Spazkid doesn't spell like a fucking moron.

not only that, but if you were the real Spazkid you would have uploaded the re-made episode of Sonichu #1, the one without the choppy and eye-wateringly bad animation.

it's really sad that you feel the need to take credit for something you didn't even make as a to swell your own small ego, almost sad enough to earn a pity point.

almost, but no Cigar.

Score: 3

"the sequal that nobody asked for!"

submission: MARVEL-VS-DARK_STALKERS

date: June 24, 2009

well, lets start off with a MASSIVE positive:

this game doesn't have its own Wonder Woman, no one cheats and its completely possible to beat, in fact, i beat it.

now the negatives:

this game is almost exactly the same as the first one, still can't play as the other guys, still only get 4 players, still flimsy and broken control, hell, i could just post my original review here and be done with it.

to address something i should have addressed earlier:
the graphics are unimpressive and lame, what you DID draw is under whelming. the rest is just sprites.

and considering there was a 3 YEAR GAP between the two the changes are really under whelming at best.

this game COULD be saved, if you were able to improve movement response and reaction time this game would get a lot more playable, it would be a fairly decent game despite the other flaws.

3/10
the extra point was for not having another Wonder Woman.

Score: 2

"Clunky, broken, wasted potentional."

submission: MARVEL-VS-DC

date: June 23, 2009

this game is such a sad thing. it could've kicked so much ass, but sadly it falls flat on its own ass rather than kicking anyone else's.

where to start?
first of all, the controls are shoddy at best, my character barely moves. everything feels sticky and broken, its like everything is in maple syrup. which makes sense because Wolverine is Canadian

the hit response is pure trash, i hit a character and they don't even flinch, maybe they move back a little but its a very far cry from an actual hit response. this makes things seem broken and annoying to play. it also makes it hard to tell if I've even hit them. and most of the time if i hit my opponent he'll hit me at the same time.

plus, i can be right in front of my enemy and i still might not be able to hit them, my hit will clip right through them.

theres no way to avoid getting hit, even when you're hit the opponent he can hit you (which is impossible.) you can't block, and you can't dodge. your enemy can hit you even if you're ducking or jumping. you just have to keep hitting and hope your enemy dies first.

and lets talk about jumping, its WORTHLESS. totally worthless. you can't forward or backward, you can only jump in place, and you can't attack while doing, and its lasts oddly long. its mostly just makes you a walking target.

also, the lack of characters is VERY dissipointing. you know, the X-Men aren't the only Marvel characters you know.

Spider Man
Thor
Iron Man
Thunderstrike
War Machine

and theres only four X-men here.

what the hell is the justification for this? "oh, i couldn't find the sprites for them." THAT ISN'T AN EXCUSE. just keep looking, or better yet, draw them yourself!

also, why can't i be a DC character? what if i want to play as Batman, or Superman?

I've never made it past Wonder Woman. SHE CAN HIT YOU WHILE FACING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. even if shes down to one hit point you aren't gonna get her, she fucking cheats.

the saddest part of this game is it could've been great, but all these problems make it worse than Shaq Fu.

2/10
one of those was for a nice concept, the other was a pity point.

Score: 5

"not a bad game, but...ehh..."

submission: Wall Street Massacre

date: April 3, 2009

this is by no means a bad game, but its still a very "ehh" game.

my first peeve is with the main charecter's voice, its trying to sound very dark and deep, simaler to Batman or Max Payne, but it just doesn't have the deepness to pull it off, it sounds like someone with an oddly high voice trying to sound like someone with an oddly low voice.

another gripe i have is with the gameplay, the game falls very short here.

first of all, the rage clicker mouse games are a very low point in the game, if you could just click the button once and have the charecter act, it would be alright, but it the meter system really doesn't help the game have more depth, it just makes it go on longer, its a slow system and it really doesn't really simulate rage.

i can't say much about the car driving mini game, its just pressing buttons when the game tells you to.

the important part is the shooting, and this is where the game falls the flatest.

the first part the eniemes don't fight back, they just poke there heads out, but they go down way too fast, you kinda have to hover over an enemy's hiding spot and spray it with bullets 'till the enemy comes out and dies.

and the other shooting part isn't much better, not matter what happens you're going to get shot when the police pop back up, and theres never more than one so again the best stratagy is to hover over their hiding place and shower it with bullets until they jump right in to the line of fire.

still, its not a BAD game, the graphics are soild, and there are really no glitches.

but still, the big problem with this game is that it feels very distant, i don't really feel like i'm playing a game so much as i am playing a bunch of mini games to keep a movie going.

still, not very bad, but it could do much better.

2/5

ps-

also, the ending is just stupid, let us choose the way he dies in an interactive way like in some of the older assassin games, don't make us have to vote on it online just so there might be a chance 1 in 3 chance to see our prefered way.

Score: 7

"fun, but lacking in depth."

submission: Thing-Thing Arena 3

date: April 2, 2009

i wanna start of with the good, rather than the bad, because quite frankly this is a good game, but its not without its issues.

to start things off, the visual style is charming and fun, the charecter design cute and theres a nice variety in charecter customization. you can be Dante, a mafia goon, a girl, or a Skeleton just to name afew.

second, the gameplay is fun. theres a nice variety of weapons and many of them work diffirent ways, making killing people original and unique with every diffirent weapon.

but theres also a major flaw: theres no depth to this game.

sure doing diffirent thing offers medals, and it is a fun game but the thing is you're doing the same thing over and over.

now don't get me wrong, it doesn't get repetitive for a good long while with the variety in weapons such as lazer guns, grenade launchers, tommy guns, the works.

but theres nothing that draws you into it, theres no story mode so the game has no plot, and theres no other modes than the normal one. do theres not much chance to anything diffirent, theres no variety in the gameplay.

still, this is a very fun game and worth checking out if you wnat to rank up your medals.

7/10

Score: 4

"not the best tetris, or even the best Adult one."

submission: Strip Tetris

date: April 2, 2009

to start off with, let me say that this game could have been great, it has a lot of potential. but it falls VERY short.

the blocks move too slow, this wouldn't be a problem (infact it would be a positive) if not for the fact that you can't make them go any faster.

when press the down key on other tetris games, the block goes faster, let you position it and get on with it quicker if you know wher youre gonna put it, this game however PLOPS IT DOWN WHEREVER ITS UNDER INSTANTLY giving the player no time to move it.

to add injury to injury, most often of times ANOTHER block plops down, so even if you got a block where you want it to go, you still screwed up.

if you avoid pressing down, you discover how slow this game really is.

the blocks move slow for one thing, and on top of that the field is really ride and it takes a really long time to get a line, and on top of THAT the girl doesn't lose clothes very fast.

like seriously, the first time i got a line i couldn't tell what the girl took off, and to add insult to insult, she verbably abuses you for being slow.

its hard NOT to be slow in this game, if you aren't slow you'll surely lose, theres no way to be quick and win.

its sad because most erotic have awful gameplay, its usally just an annoyance keeping you from the nudity, thats why this game looked so good, tetris is a good, soild game (although an evil one) and with erotica added to it it would be like putting salsa on doritos, but sadly because of the slow gameplay it came out more like ice cream on pizza.

to be fair, the art isn't that bad, and i'll probably try this game again just to see the nudity.

still, that isn't enough to save it from being a very "Meh" game.

4/10.

Score: 4

"can still be saved, but highly flawed."

submission: Fear Unlimited Issue2

date: March 14, 2009

my major issues are:

the enemies take far too long to kill, and unless you're using you're swords special moves, the sword is preatty much worthless.

the animation is choppy, for lack of a better word, the cloaked guys just sort of...float around.

the sucicide bombers and extra strong cloaked guys just add to much difficulty, its not challenging, its just stupid. you shouldn't have to shit on me to be hard.

the art is very messy and jagged, making for a very unappealing look.

my movements feel very restricted , if you can't scroll accross the screen you should be able to move in a 3rd dimmension. like in Portal defenders or Dad n' Me for example. or atleast throw in some extra platforms for me to jump on.

but not everything about this game is bad, theres still alot of potential for it.

the gothic evil scenery is really cool, the Devil May Cry influence is very apparant.

and when you do get the combos working, its kinda fun, though its pain to attacked while doing them easily, AND IT WILL HAPPEN.

i don't wanna be too mean to this game, it seems like alot of work and love was put into it, and there still many things that can saved about it.

still, its a lump of cole. it has some diamond shards poking out, but its still cole until its squeezed hard enough.

i give a 2/5

Score: 7

"my only issue..."

submission: The Day Keanu Stood Still

date: December 23, 2008

why did you have to speed it up in the middle? completely unfair, i think mine was in there.

other than that, good flash, very funny, some very nice pictures.

still, its just a slide show and will always be such, thats not a bad thing, but compared to the stuff that usally gets front page (including Metal gear funnies guys!) it falls short.

still, its awesome to see your drawing in a flash by time.

IF YOU CAN EVEN FUCKING SEE IT BEFORE IT FLASHES BY AT 500MHP.

haha, just joshin'.

7/10

Score: 10

"a movie for the ages."

submission: Intelligent Critique

date: November 24, 2008

everything about this movie was gold, i mean...i nearly cried.

the sound of your voice reading that intelligent and amazing piace of litature was nothing short of golden.

your unique style combined with the undenibly great piace of poetry that was that review nearly brought a tear to my eye.

whoever wrote that review is a blessed man, he can write works of beauty that are on par with some of the most historic and memorable poems and writings of our time.

i..can't even review past this point, i am on the verge of crying...this is one of the most historic flashes ever, there is not point high enough for this review.

Score: 10

"creepy, creative, crazy, cool, and cunt crap!"

submission: blek koffi

date: August 14, 2008

i love this flash.

your art sytle is wonderful WPS, it adds a very blunt, creepy, and funny tone to the flash, its very detailed and funny, with a nice tone of realism, and an even greater tone of sur-realism.

on occasion there will be a crude or offensive joke, but your art style adds such a strong bluntness to it, not laughing is a challange.

i loved all the diffirent designs and shapes for the diffirent germs, a nice touch of wackyness and creativity.

the ending of the movie is suprising, not only does it explain everything and wrap everything up, but its like you're watching a sequal everytime you press "replay".

overall, i have no complaints about this movie, its funny, its creative, its sur-real, its creepy, and it has a cute puppy thats ground up to make coffee!

10/10.
an enjoyable experiance all the way thru.