Wizard people, dear reader. thats how i say hello now.

if you watch the Nostalgia Critic like i do, you may have seen hos review of a little gem called, "TITANIC, THE LEGEND GOES ON."

if not, here it is:

Part 2:

have you ever thought to yourself "it can't be as bad as he makes it look, it must not be that bad."

well, heres the full movie, in all its inconsitent, imporbable, and downright stupid glory.

this is a little gift from me to you, to say "thanks a whole fucking lot for never touching my fucking blog ever."

first of all, let me give you an idea about what this movies ALLLLLLL about.

no, this part is not edited, this is how the scene actually plays out:

if you're stupid enough to still want to watch the movie after that trash fest, lets continue into the bowls of hell:

Part 1-

Part 2-

Part 3-

Part 4-

Part 5-

Part 6-

Part 7-

Part 8-

and the final part-

great, now that you've seen that, may i ask WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? WHY DID YOU NEED TO SEE THAT? WERE THE NOSTALIGA CRITIC'S WARNINGS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH? AW FUCK YOU.

see you next time, and remember: Wizard people, dear reader.